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ShutTheF---Up 02/17/22 1:18:33 AM #1:	$500,000, but your use of swears is restricted for one year. (See post) Take it Leave it $500,000, but your use of swears is restricted for one year. (See post) - Results (33 votes) Take it 87.88% (29 votes) 29 Leave it 12.12% (4 votes) 4 If you take the money, for one year you are only allowed to say curse words that start with the same letter as the day of the week it is. For example, you can only say "fuck" on Friday, and you can only say "shit" on Saturday or Sunday. When speaking other languages, the closest equivalent concept in them applies too. Writing or typing them counts, too. You don't get the money until completion, and you don't get it if you fail. Additionally, if you fail, you are guaranteed to stub your toe at some point within the following week. --- Trumble alt. <cite>ShutTheF---Up posted [p:962718436] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote> $500,000, but your use of swears is restricted for one year. (See post) Take it Leave it Vote View Results $500,000, but your use of swears is restricted for one year. (See post) - Results (33 votes) Take it 87.88% (29 votes) 29 Leave it 12.12% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form If you take the money, for one year you are only allowed to say curse words that start with the same letter as the day of the week it is. For example, you can only say "fuck" on Friday, and you can only say "shit" on Saturday or Sunday. When speaking other languages, the closest equivalent concept in them applies too. Writing or typing them counts, too. You don't get the money until completion, and you don't get it if you fail. Additionally, if you fail, you are guaranteed to stub your toe at some point within the following week. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
atmasabr 02/17/22 1:19:48 AM #2:	Forget it. That's 20 years less life expectancy I'll have from that stunt. 15 from the money. 5 from the no swearing. --- So much of the tragedy in human history can be explained by man's attempts to kill Cain. <cite>atmasabr posted [p:962718449] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>Forget it. That's 20 years less life expectancy I'll have from that stunt. 15 from the money. 5 from the no swearing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 02/17/22 1:19:52 AM #3:	I wouldn't be able to make it. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:962718450] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't be able to make it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 02/17/22 1:20:36 AM #4:	Ill accept the quest but I will almost assuredly fail it on accident <cite>JTilly posted [p:962718455] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>Ill accept the quest but I will almost assuredly fail it on accident </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 02/17/22 1:21:14 AM #5:	No fucking way! --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:962718464] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>No fucking way! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShutTheF---Up 02/17/22 1:21:18 AM #6:	JTilly posted... Ill accept the quest but I will almost assuredly fail it on accident RIP JTilly's toe --- Trumble alt. <cite>ShutTheF---Up posted [p:962718465] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>JTilly posted... </cite> <quote>Ill accept the quest but I will almost assuredly fail it on accident</quote>RIP JTilly's toe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/17/22 1:23:41 AM #7:	I am not a teenager trying to appear edgy so I rarely use those words anyways. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:962718500] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>I am not a teenager trying to appear edgy so I rarely use those words anyways. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/17/22 1:24:41 AM #8:	No fucking way could I make a day --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:962718511] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>No fucking way could I make a day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 02/17/22 1:25:18 AM #9:	JTilly posted... Ill accept the quest but I will almost assuredly fail it on accident --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:962718519] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>JTilly posted... </cite> <quote>Ill accept the quest but I will almost assuredly fail it on accident</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrWingnut 02/17/22 1:26:10 AM #10:	Easy money. <cite>MrWingnut posted [p:962718528] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>Easy money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 1:26:53 AM #11:	I can do this. All I gotta do is fall really deep into a habit of using unimaginative sarcasm on every minor grievance. Every former swear will now get an "Oh good. Wahoo. That's what I wanted to happen, it took a while but it came through for me." --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:962718541] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>I can do this. All I gotta do is fall really deep into a habit of using unimaginative sarcasm on every minor grievance. Every former swear will now get an "Oh good. Wahoo. That's what I wanted to happen, it took a while but it came through for me." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 02/17/22 1:31:53 AM #12:	Fuck. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:962718615] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>Fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ser_Jaker 02/17/22 1:33:18 AM #13:	Too hard. There's no weekday starting with 'C' --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." <cite>Ser_Jaker posted [p:962718632] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>Too hard. There's no weekday starting with 'C' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mooncutter 02/17/22 1:33:38 AM #14:	Dumb topic <cite>Mooncutter posted [p:962718634] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>Dumb topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 02/17/22 2:46:05 AM #15:	Ser_Jaker posted... Too hard. There's no weekday starting with 'C' Hmm I use fuck a lot. Perhaps I can train myself to just replace the f with another letter. I'd fail buy I'd attempt. Stubbed to is the only penalty and trust that's gonna happen eventually either way. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:962719501] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>Ser_Jaker posted... </cite> <quote>Too hard. There's no weekday starting with 'C'</quote> Hmm I use fuck a lot. Perhaps I can train myself to just replace the f with another letter. I'd fail buy I'd attempt. Stubbed to is the only penalty and trust that's gonna happen eventually either way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/17/22 2:47:20 AM #16:	I'd fail, but at least it's only stubbing my toe. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:962719519] in $500,000, ... [t:79902699]...</cite> <quote>I'd fail, but at least it's only stubbing my toe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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