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Slayerblade11
02/14/22 10:56:17 PM
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I mean he looks human, acts human and thinks like a human..he's a human for all intents and purposes at the end of the day.
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TheVipaGTS
02/14/22 10:57:34 PM
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Yea a Human who flies, has super strength and has iceberg melting lasers for eyes...Just one of those normal humans.

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lilORANG
02/14/22 11:02:58 PM
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He's so highly evolved compared to humans that him fucking Lois is basically the same as a human fucking a dog.

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Slayerblade11
02/14/22 11:20:34 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Yea a Human who flies, has super strength and has iceberg melting lasers for eyes...Just one of those normal humans.

In the DC universe a human can trip fall into a vat of goo and do all those things
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R1masher
02/14/22 11:25:38 PM
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I wonder if he takes super shits

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Veggeta_MAX
02/14/22 11:31:07 PM
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It's always funny when people try to say Superman is unrelateable because he's an alien but Batman is because Batman is human.

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Heineken14
02/14/22 11:32:40 PM
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Yeah, but what about his corkscrew shaped dick and 7 testicles. No one ever talks about THAT.

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YWS-is-King
02/14/22 11:33:26 PM
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It would be funny if he had one odd thing that seemed non-human like those aliens that pee out of their finger from Scary Movie 3 (or was it 4?)

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g0ldie
02/14/22 11:40:18 PM
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FortuneCookie
02/14/22 11:42:44 PM
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It's the basis of the story.

Superman's writers were the sons of immigrants. Superman is about an immigrant adapting to the American way while maintaining his own identity.
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AngelsNAirwav3s
02/14/22 11:45:02 PM
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TheVipaGTS
02/15/22 1:55:20 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
In the DC universe a human can trip fall into a vat of goo and do all those things
Yea but thats everyones origin story. Supermans is that hes from another planet. Irrelevant overall sure but everyone needs an origin story.

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WingsOfGood
02/15/22 2:03:14 PM
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but does he ever suffer from erectile dysfunction?

public boners?

dandruff?

smelly farts?

getting fat

not wanting to crawl out of bed?
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TheSavageDragon
02/15/22 5:50:59 PM
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g0ldie posted...
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Chicken
02/15/22 5:53:07 PM
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Its funny how a literal illegal alien was supposed to be the embodiment of America back when that was his whole schtick.

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Punished_Blinx
02/15/22 5:53:37 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
In the DC universe a human can trip fall into a vat of goo and do all those things

They wouldn't have a fortress though.

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DB_Insider
02/17/22 12:41:19 AM
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pegusus123456
02/17/22 12:42:38 AM
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g0ldie posted...
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Scotty_Rogers
02/17/22 12:46:33 AM
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Soldier boy off in this

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mooreandrew58
02/17/22 12:47:53 AM
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Chicken posted...
Its funny how a literal illegal alien was supposed to be the embodiment of America back when that was his whole schtick.

I doubt he's illegal on paper. Surely the Kent's got him on paper as a legal citizen. Probably lied and said Martha birthed him at home

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Ryven
02/17/22 12:53:54 AM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
It's always funny when people try to say Superman is unrelateable because he's an alien but Batman is because Batman is human.


Which is odd because not many people can relate to having their parents murdered or having billions of dollars.

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12amMadman
02/17/22 12:55:31 AM
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Yah but he's really only human because the Kent's raised him.

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MedeaLysistrata
02/17/22 1:45:43 AM
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No that is pretty relatable

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Guide
02/17/22 1:47:46 AM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
It's always funny when people try to say Superman is unrelateable because he's an alien but Batman is because Batman is human.
lol I feel that
reminds me of the baseball double date where they spend the whole time basically relating to each other

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MrNintendo1213
02/17/22 3:44:50 AM
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lilORANG posted...
He's so highly evolved compared to humans that him fucking Lois is basically the same as a human fucking a dog.
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SwayM
02/17/22 3:50:32 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Yea a Human who flies, has super strength and has iceberg melting lasers for eyes...Just one of those normal humans.

Isnt all of his powers based on the out sun bring different from the Kyptonian sun?

Theyre just regular people on their planet, no?

I could be wrong cus I dont care about Super Guy at all

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mooreandrew58
02/17/22 4:30:39 AM
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SwayM posted...
Isnt all of his powers based on the out sun bring different from the Kyptonian sun?

Theyre just regular people on their planet, no?

I could be wrong cus I dont care about Super Guy at all

Pretty much. Red sun energy makes him just a regular human basically

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Collat
02/17/22 4:35:37 AM
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It's pretty much an easy explanation for why he has powers.
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Kim_Seong-a
02/17/22 4:55:11 AM
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Fun fact, Superman's powers used to be explained by saying Kryton had much higher gravity than earth.

Was probably an easier sell back when he couldnt fly and his strength mostly maxed out at lifting cars >_>

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