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Slayerblade11 02/14/22 10:56:17 PM #1: |
I mean he looks human, acts human and thinks like a human..he's a human for all intents and purposes at the end of the day. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheVipaGTS 02/14/22 10:57:34 PM #2: |
Yea a Human who flies, has super strength and has iceberg melting lasers for eyes...Just one of those normal humans. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 02/14/22 11:02:58 PM #3: |
He's so highly evolved compared to humans that him fucking Lois is basically the same as a human fucking a dog. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayerblade11 02/14/22 11:20:34 PM #4: |
TheVipaGTS posted... Yea a Human who flies, has super strength and has iceberg melting lasers for eyes...Just one of those normal humans. In the DC universe a human can trip fall into a vat of goo and do all those things ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 02/14/22 11:25:38 PM #5: |
I wonder if he takes super shits --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta_MAX 02/14/22 11:31:07 PM #7: |
It's always funny when people try to say Superman is unrelateable because he's an alien but Batman is because Batman is human. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 02/14/22 11:32:40 PM #8: |
Yeah, but what about his corkscrew shaped dick and 7 testicles. No one ever talks about THAT. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YWS-is-King 02/14/22 11:33:26 PM #9: |
It would be funny if he had one odd thing that seemed non-human like those aliens that pee out of their finger from Scary Movie 3 (or was it 4?) --- **YWS is the Supreme Overlord of NFLB** BLACK LIVES MATTER ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 02/14/22 11:40:18 PM #10: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/2/AAY0fDAAC7WC.jpg --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 02/14/22 11:42:44 PM #11: |
It's the basis of the story. Superman's writers were the sons of immigrants. Superman is about an immigrant adapting to the American way while maintaining his own identity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AngelsNAirwav3s 02/14/22 11:45:02 PM #12: |
https://youtu.be/I_cEoK1mXms --- Hello world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheVipaGTS 02/15/22 1:55:20 PM #13: |
Slayerblade11 posted... In the DC universe a human can trip fall into a vat of goo and do all those thingsYea but thats everyones origin story. Supermans is that hes from another planet. Irrelevant overall sure but everyone needs an origin story. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 02/15/22 2:03:14 PM #15: |
but does he ever suffer from erectile dysfunction? public boners? dandruff? smelly farts? getting fat not wanting to crawl out of bed? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheSavageDragon 02/15/22 5:50:59 PM #16: |
g0ldie posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/2/AAY0fDAAC7WC.jpg Easily my favorite artist because of his work on Witchblade and his sense of humor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 02/15/22 5:53:07 PM #17: |
Its funny how a literal illegal alien was supposed to be the embodiment of America back when that was his whole schtick. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 02/15/22 5:53:37 PM #18: |
Slayerblade11 posted... In the DC universe a human can trip fall into a vat of goo and do all those things They wouldn't have a fortress though. --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DB_Insider 02/17/22 12:41:19 AM #19: |
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pegusus123456 02/17/22 12:42:38 AM #20: |
g0ldie posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/2/AAY0fDAAC7WC.jpgI remember reading a Starfire/Robin fanfic as a teenager. I distinctly remember the phrase "something licked back" in relation to Robin giving Starfire the ol' lord's kiss. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scotty_Rogers 02/17/22 12:46:33 AM #21: |
Soldier boy off in this --- Da GOAT Famalam 2022! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 02/17/22 12:47:53 AM #22: |
Chicken posted... Its funny how a literal illegal alien was supposed to be the embodiment of America back when that was his whole schtick. I doubt he's illegal on paper. Surely the Kent's got him on paper as a legal citizen. Probably lied and said Martha birthed him at home --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ryven 02/17/22 12:53:54 AM #23: |
Veggeta_MAX posted... It's always funny when people try to say Superman is unrelateable because he's an alien but Batman is because Batman is human. Which is odd because not many people can relate to having their parents murdered or having billions of dollars. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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12amMadman 02/17/22 12:55:31 AM #24: |
Yah but he's really only human because the Kent's raised him. --- Hey it's me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 02/17/22 1:45:43 AM #25: |
No that is pretty relatable --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 02/17/22 1:47:46 AM #26: |
Veggeta_MAX posted... It's always funny when people try to say Superman is unrelateable because he's an alien but Batman is because Batman is human.lol I feel that reminds me of the baseball double date where they spend the whole time basically relating to each other --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrNintendo1213 02/17/22 3:44:50 AM #27: |
lilORANG posted... He's so highly evolved compared to humans that him fucking Lois is basically the same as a human fucking a dog.Omni-Man enters the chat. --- Dot Dot Dot... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwayM 02/17/22 3:50:32 AM #28: |
TheVipaGTS posted... Yea a Human who flies, has super strength and has iceberg melting lasers for eyes...Just one of those normal humans. Isnt all of his powers based on the out sun bring different from the Kyptonian sun? Theyre just regular people on their planet, no? I could be wrong cus I dont care about Super Guy at all --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 02/17/22 4:30:39 AM #29: |
SwayM posted... Isnt all of his powers based on the out sun bring different from the Kyptonian sun? Pretty much. Red sun energy makes him just a regular human basically --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Collat 02/17/22 4:35:37 AM #30: |
It's pretty much an easy explanation for why he has powers. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 02/17/22 4:55:11 AM #31: |
Fun fact, Superman's powers used to be explained by saying Kryton had much higher gravity than earth. Was probably an easier sell back when he couldnt fly and his strength mostly maxed out at lifting cars >_> --- https://imgur.com/dAri4ON ... Copied to Clipboard!
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