Current Events > Ukraine president says he's been told Russia will attack Wednesday

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Scorsese2002
02/14/22 2:42:41 PM
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https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1493308714241114117?s=21

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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 2:43:20 PM
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So... Russia is attacking Tuesday then. Got it.
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Ratchetrockon
02/14/22 2:43:36 PM
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fuck that sucks

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pick4six
02/14/22 2:43:46 PM
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Mother fucking Putin, we let Russia get away with too much

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TheVipaGTS
02/14/22 2:44:41 PM
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Nice of Putin to work around their schedule and pencil in the attack on a Wednesday.

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Maeiv
02/14/22 2:45:57 PM
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He should say that Wednesday doesnt work and reschedule it

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Kaiganeer
02/14/22 2:46:26 PM
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that sucks for the ukraine and its people, but i can't wait to buy in on the stock market crash that'll follow the invasion
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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 2:47:31 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Nice of Putin to work around their schedule and pencil in the attack on a Wednesday.
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COVxy
02/14/22 2:49:11 PM
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Seems like the "warmongers" might be correct, huh?

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Sariana21
02/14/22 2:52:41 PM
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If it were Tuesday we could say "Beware the Ides of February."

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Joeydollaz
02/14/22 2:53:17 PM
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wtf just like that?

what in the world is up

so UN/USA can't do anything?

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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 2:54:39 PM
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Joeydollaz posted...
so UN/USA can't do anything?

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ChopinList
02/14/22 2:56:01 PM
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How nice of Putin to give a warning.

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TheApexPredator
02/14/22 3:03:36 PM
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Joeydollaz posted...
wtf just like that?

what in the world is up

so UN/USA can't do anything?

The sad reality is if the US intervenes it could lead to something much worse.

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OmegaShinkai
02/14/22 3:04:35 PM
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Joeydollaz posted...
wtf just like that?

what in the world is up

so UN/USA can't do anything?
The Budapest Memorandum says we're supposed to guarantee their territorial sovereignty but we just pretend that isn't a thing and let Russia get away with what they want.

The US has made it abundantly clear that we'll abandon our allies the moment there's any hint of trouble, just look at how we treated the Kurds in Syria.
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BlackOmnimon
02/14/22 3:04:38 PM
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lol

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DeadBankerDream
02/14/22 3:05:29 PM
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So when Wednesday passes without an attack will we stop talking about this?

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kelemvor
02/14/22 3:06:47 PM
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When the USSR fell Russia had nukes in Ukraine to guard against the evil Western NATO countries. The Ukraine gave all those nukes back in return for a guaranteed peace treaty where Russia would respect thier sovereignty for all time.

Guess that didn't work out for them.
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Proto_Spark
02/14/22 3:06:48 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
So... Russia is attacking Tuesday then. Got it.

No nothing will happen Thursday so everyone lets their guard down so its a bigger shock when Russia attacks Thursday.
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IndorilGawain
02/14/22 3:06:58 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
So when Wednesday passes without an attack will we stop talking about this?
Then we're glad and hope one never comes. Why you're champing at the bit to squee over Putin and handwave imperial aggression is beyond me.

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Turbam
02/14/22 3:07:32 PM
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Or Wednesday or their Wednesday?

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DeadBankerDream
02/14/22 3:08:15 PM
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A lot of things are beyond you, Rebel.

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BilalPowell
02/14/22 3:09:29 PM
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Come on Putin the Olympics are on no invasions allowed during the Olympics.

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IndorilGawain
02/14/22 3:10:32 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
A lot of things are beyond you, Rebel.
Apparently! Really makes other leftists look like hypocrites when they're happy to (rightfully) condemn American aggression yet willing to excuse anything Russia does or pretend it's all propaganda.

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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 3:11:39 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
No nothing will happen Thursday so everyone lets their guard down so its a bigger shock when Russia attacks Thursday.
those sneaky bastards...
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Antifar
02/14/22 3:12:42 PM
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Update:
https://twitter.com/TheM_L_G/status/1493312334873378823

A reminder that Ukraine's president's previous job was playing the president on a Ukrainian sitcom.

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QueenCarly
02/14/22 3:13:58 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
the ukraine

kelemvor posted...
The Ukraine

Oof

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uwnim
02/14/22 3:14:27 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
So when Wednesday passes without an attack will we stop talking about this?
Yes. And then Russia attacks the following week after everyone lets down their guard

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Alteres
02/14/22 3:16:12 PM
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Antifar posted...
Update:
https://twitter.com/TheM_L_G/status/1493312334873378823

A reminder that Ukraine's president's previous job was playing the president on a Ukrainian sitcom.
This is real life right?

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rivers
02/14/22 3:17:42 PM
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Antifar posted...
Update:
https://twitter.com/TheM_L_G/status/1493312334873378823

A reminder that Ukraine's president's previous job was playing the president on a Ukrainian sitcom.
o i am laffin

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COVxy
02/14/22 3:18:56 PM
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Feel like a joke is usually followed by some indication that you made a joke.

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uwnim
02/14/22 3:24:20 PM
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Lol, so now Wednesday is perfect for an invasion. Any reports of one will just be considered part of a joke. By the time we realize it actually is happening, Ukraine will be part of Russia.

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BilalPowell
02/14/22 3:25:13 PM
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uwnim posted...
Lol, so now Wednesday is perfect for an invasion. Any reports of one will just be considered part of a joke. By the time we realize it actually is happening, Ukraine will be part of Russia.
Ukraine is already a part of Russia. The invasion was last Wednesday.

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Funkydog
02/14/22 3:29:08 PM
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Weird time to make such a joke when UK/USA are both saying they have intelligence Russia is very likely to attack >.>

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CaptainStrong
02/14/22 3:33:41 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/3/AAEhCpAABiJJ.jpg
That's all America should do. I don't want to go to the brink of nuclear war over some random country two thirds of Americans can't even point out on a map. If Russia wants Ukraine so bad, they can fucking have it for all I care.
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OmegaShinkai
02/14/22 3:34:46 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Don't forget the "volunteer defense forces" with no unit markings driving Russian armored vehicles.
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DarthWendy
02/14/22 3:35:02 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/1/AASa75AAC7O1.jpg

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UnholyMudcrab
02/14/22 3:35:50 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
That's all America should do. I don't want to go to the brink of nuclear war over some random country two thirds of Americans can't even point out on a map. If Russia wants Ukraine so bad, they can fucking have it for all I care.
"If Russia wants Ukraine so bad, they can fucking have it for all I care"
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"If Russia wants Finland..."

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ScazarMeltex
02/14/22 3:36:22 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
That's all America should do. I don't want to go to the brink of nuclear war over some random country two thirds of Americans can't even point out on a map. If Russia wants Ukraine so bad, they can fucking have it for all I care.
And thus make the US word worth even less than it is now. Ukraine should have kept it's nukes rather than sign the Budapest Memorandum.

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Antifar
02/14/22 3:36:48 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Weird time to make such a joke when UK/USA are both saying they have intelligence Russia is very likely to attack >.>
US intelligence has been saying this since the fall, though.

https://twitter.com/shustry/status/1493311857116991490


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Sariana21
02/14/22 3:38:11 PM
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If Germany wants Sudetenland so badly, let them have it. Why should we care?

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Funkydog
02/14/22 3:39:10 PM
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Antifar posted...
US intelligence has been saying this since the fall, though.

Kinda missed the point fella.

Just meant that when there is massive world wide coverage of an impending attack, making a joke about it when you are the leader of the impending invaded country is going to be taken seriously.

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BilalPowell
02/14/22 3:39:35 PM
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CaptainStrong posted...
That's all America should do. I don't want to go to the brink of nuclear war over some random country two thirds of Americans can't even point out on a map. If Russia wants Ukraine so bad, they can fucking have it for all I care.
Most Americans can't point out America on a map. Guess we should let Russia take over America too.

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