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eggcorn
02/09/22 9:35:25 PM
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what if there's some hella old deranged sperm in there and it finally comes out and your kid ends up on CE? who is in charge of FIFO

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Heartomaton
02/09/22 9:42:28 PM
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The Semen Elves that live and work in your balls hand-pick each sperm based on quality.

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/22 9:44:19 PM
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That's what the epididymis does.
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SiO4
02/09/22 10:09:13 PM
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They come here and she who has been Warned, Suspended, or Band, after that it's just, Last Ceman Standing. It's easy really.

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Unspecified_NPC
02/09/22 10:10:42 PM
#6:


Heartomaton posted...
The Semen Elves that live and work in your balls hand-pick each sperm based on quality.
This was my favorite childhood bedtime story

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eggcorn
02/10/22 1:40:02 PM
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Wow

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nfearurspecimn
02/10/22 1:41:18 PM
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obviously there are a lot of losers, so it doesn't discriminate

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WorsCaseOntario
02/10/22 1:42:31 PM
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semen comes from the prostate, not the balls

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BurmesePenguin
02/10/22 1:44:10 PM
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Theres a queue
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Pepys Monster
02/10/22 1:44:37 PM
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Don't worry, the weak sperm won't make it.

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0x4B616E6A6F
02/10/22 1:46:26 PM
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Boombam99
02/10/22 1:48:54 PM
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The crazy deranged ones crash and wipeout while speeding up the vas deferens raceway
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Spidey5
02/10/22 1:50:38 PM
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Release the hounds

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Smackems
02/10/22 1:54:21 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That's what the epididymis does.
Ohhhh man i hate that fucker

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eggcorn
02/10/22 3:05:05 PM
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Some of you guys might be untrustworthy in your scientifical analasis

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kingdrake2
02/10/22 3:57:12 PM
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WorsCaseOntario posted...
semen comes from the balls

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divot1338
02/10/22 4:01:29 PM
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The alpha semen lead the way up the shaft and all the beta semen follow. But theyre too late because the alpha semen already impregnated the egg.

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eggcorn
02/10/22 4:06:26 PM
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divot1338 posted...
The alpha semen lead the way up the shaft and all the beta semen follow. But theyre too late because the alpha semen already impregnated the egg.
whew thats a load off my mind

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LeoRavus
02/10/22 4:07:54 PM
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Have your balls ever switched position in the sack?

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eggcorn
02/10/22 4:27:54 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
Have your balls ever switched position in the sack?
like top vs bottom?

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WorsCaseOntario
02/10/22 7:01:10 PM
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eggcorn posted...
whew thats a load off my mind
haha "load" I get it

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eggcorn
02/10/22 7:07:11 PM
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WorsCaseOntario posted...
haha "load" I get it
hehehe

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0x4B616E6A6F
02/10/22 8:18:18 PM
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divot1338 posted...
The alpha semen lead the way up the shaft and all the beta semen follow. But theyre too late because the alpha semen already impregnated the egg.


Actually the alpha semen stay behind because the beta semen die penerrating the egg's shields
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DrizztLink
02/10/22 8:20:32 PM
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When the balls send their sperms, they're not sending their best

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eggcorn
02/10/22 8:24:34 PM
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im learning so much

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