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TooSoon
02/08/22 7:27:16 PM
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Do you do this?


I think it's only common courtesy.
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Southernfatman
02/08/22 7:28:18 PM
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I put in some toilet paper and aim for it. Don't know if it really helps, but it seems like it does.

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samurai bandit
02/09/22 2:09:10 PM
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Inb4 i pee on the sink instead

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SSJGrimReaper
02/09/22 2:11:54 PM
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no I'm trying to spell random letters with my pee stream

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Thompson
02/09/22 2:13:47 PM
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I sit down to pee.

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Timmyjinkle
02/09/22 2:14:51 PM
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The China Urine Therapy Association does not do this.

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PatrickMahomes
02/09/22 2:16:51 PM
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Only if I get up at like 2am and I've got company or am at someone else's place

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voldothegr8
02/09/22 2:25:45 PM
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Pissing on the sides creates even more splashback though

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cardgum
02/09/22 2:38:49 PM
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I don't do that anymore.
But I do pee like this as it greatly reduces splash back on my shins.
I try to have my penis be as forward as possible and my feet as back as possible.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAfM3BAAC6BR.jpg

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EndOfDiscOne
02/09/22 2:40:07 PM
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Yes, but peeing with the seat down prevents splashback even more.

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eridania67814
02/09/22 2:41:33 PM
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Thompson posted...
I sit down to pee.

But unironically

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Lost_All_Senses
02/09/22 2:43:07 PM
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cardgum posted...
I don't do that anymore.
But I do pee like this as it greatly reduces splash back on my shins.
I try to have my penis be as forward as possible and my feet as back as possible.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAfM3BAAC6BR.jpg

Ive done this to make it easier to pee on my medication lol. I dunno why you'd have to hold it when you're already dangling perfectly over the toilet tho.

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VigorouslySwish
02/09/22 2:45:11 PM
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I once had an ultra SJW roommate that tried to tell me to sit when I pee. Of course I laughed in his face and from that day forward I took the loudest pisses possible. Fuck outta here trying to tell me how to behave in my own bathroom

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cardgum
02/09/22 2:45:33 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I dunno why you'd have to hold it when you're already dangling perfectly over the toilet tho.
This technique evolved from me needing to pee while having an erection. My penis sometimes curves to the side because of its length.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/09/22 2:47:30 PM
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cardgum posted...
This technique evolved from me needing to pee while having an erection. My penis sometimes curves to the side because of its length.

Oh. Truthfully, my head dips under the water when I lean like that. So, I don't gotta worry about noise or missing.

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cardgum
02/09/22 2:49:41 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Oh. Truthfully, my head dips under the water when I lean like that. So, I don't gotta worry about noise or missing.
Have you tried wrapping it around your leg so that it would be less cumbersome?

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Lost_All_Senses
02/09/22 2:56:51 PM
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cardgum posted...
Have you tried wrapping it around your leg so that it would be less cumbersome?

I have a bad experience with that. I was doing that for a few years. But, one day, I dunno why this happened. But I was trying to pee and while concentrating I kind of drifted off into a more sexual place in my mind. Ended up getting erect and cutting the blood flow to my left leg. The doctor said I would of lost my leg if I made it to ER any later than I did. Luckily, they had some Amy Schumer stand up on hand for this specific situation and it remedied it pretty much immediately.

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LeoRavus
02/09/22 2:58:22 PM
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Over the years I've noticed that only stupid fucks pee in the center of the water to make a lot of noise.

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GGuirao13
02/12/22 3:21:21 AM
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No.

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Thompson
02/12/22 3:23:16 AM
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eridania67814 posted...
But unironically
I wasn't being ironic.

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Guide
02/12/22 3:27:02 AM
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I do that, but also a sumo squat.

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