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SydneySweenHero
02/05/22 3:56:20 PM
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Just saiyan >_>

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Kiyune
02/05/22 3:58:24 PM
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Dante only has eyes for pizza and fun

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DeadBankerDream
02/05/22 3:59:09 PM
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You're not supposed to mention it.

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ellis123
02/05/22 3:59:18 PM
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No, it's Freudian.

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DespondentDeity
02/05/22 4:03:13 PM
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Im still waiting to meet a girl like my mom, whos closer to my age.

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MedeaLysistrata
02/05/22 4:03:48 PM
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Food to bang to who makes food

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Lokison
02/05/22 4:06:27 PM
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When did they bang?

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Scotty_Rogers
02/05/22 4:07:09 PM
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Devil May Cry

Or Have Mommy Issues

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Dakimakura
02/05/22 4:08:19 PM
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pics

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DeadBankerDream
02/05/22 4:08:54 PM
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Lokison posted...
When did they bang?
She shot lightning into his anus.

How is that not banging?

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SydneySweenHero
02/05/22 4:17:57 PM
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Lokison posted...
When did they bang?
They definitely did. Notice in DMC5 when he picks her up when she's naked and he doesn't react in the slightest to seeing her big nude bazongas?

Because he's already seen them before

Because they've banged >_>

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Darkninja42
02/05/22 4:19:44 PM
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I feel like I've read somewhere that Dante is canonically a virgin. Only one that's fucking is Vergil, and maybe Nero?

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Ratchetrockon
02/05/22 4:22:24 PM
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dante is virgin i think

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Spiderman23JII
02/05/22 4:25:13 PM
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wow

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gunplagirl
02/05/22 11:43:59 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
They definitely did. Notice in DMC5 when he picks her up when she's naked and he doesn't react in the slightest to seeing her big nude bazongas?

Because he's already seen them before

Because they've banged >_>
No he just respects women

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Heartomaton
02/05/22 11:45:11 PM
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I bang a chick that looks like your mom.

Because she is your mom.

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MrToothHasYou
02/05/22 11:46:09 PM
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He wasnt even supposed to be here today


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Cocytus
02/05/22 11:46:19 PM
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Which Dante?
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MedeaLysistrata
02/05/22 11:47:43 PM
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No Dante is just good at what he does

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Kaiganeer
02/05/22 11:49:53 PM
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the virgin dante vs. the chad vergil
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lorddrakath1522
02/05/22 11:52:24 PM
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No, it's not weird cause Lady doesn't look like his mom.

Darkninja42 posted...
I feel like I've read somewhere that Dante is canonically a virgin. Only one that's fucking is Vergil, and maybe Nero?

Light Novel that's canon confirmed he had sex before.
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Jagr_68
02/05/22 11:56:18 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Which Dante?

The non-loser who doesn't run the Quick-Stop

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SydneySweenHero
02/06/22 5:27:33 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I bang a chick that looks like your mom.

Because she is your mom.
lol

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spikethedevil
02/06/22 5:54:52 AM
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Because no one else can be bothered.

Dantes Mum.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/6/AAMTIRAAC5P4.jpg

Trish.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/7/AAMTIRAAC5P5.jpg

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 7:44:44 AM
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bump

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MedeaLysistrata
02/08/22 2:41:07 PM
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Does Dante ever watch TV or does anyone?

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MrNintendo1213
02/08/22 2:57:04 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Because no one else can be bothered.

Dantes Mum.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/6/AAMTIRAAC5P4.jpg

Trish.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/7/AAMTIRAAC5P5.jpg

Somehow Trish looks more like his mom than his mom does.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/08/22 2:58:56 PM
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She's not his real mom. Probably got stuck in a dryer and one thing led to another.

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