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BlingBling22947
02/03/22 7:50:52 PM
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Why would nature make this?

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Trumble
02/03/22 7:51:23 PM
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Because seven feet would've been too hard.

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Smackems
02/03/22 7:51:36 PM
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And my back pops when I reach half a foot up

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Vicious_Dios
02/03/22 7:52:20 PM
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Bears can run faster than any human and can sprint up trees.

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rodu_jr
02/03/22 7:54:26 PM
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makes for good ambush predators
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SSJKirby
02/03/22 7:56:36 PM
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hippos can run up to 48 km/h on land

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BlingBling22947
02/04/22 7:20:44 PM
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They can also climb.

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BlingBling22947
02/06/22 5:20:39 PM
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Huge, armored, fast they are def OP.

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David1988
02/06/22 5:24:53 PM
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So they can play basketball

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Dingydang166
02/07/22 12:05:38 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Huge, armored, fast they are def OP.


All you have to really do is get on top of them and hold their mouth, and also just be aware that they are going to try to roll, follow those steps and you win.

A hippo though, you don't win. If that hippo thinks that you need to die today then better start gettin on your knees and prayin because that hippo is your God now.
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Umbreon
02/07/22 12:10:50 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Why would nature make this?

To remind humanity that it hates us.

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TommyG663513
02/07/22 12:13:44 AM
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Anyone got a clip of a gator demonstrating their hops?

Like I've always heard that gators have a lot more maneuverability than their calm stalking predatory nature would suggest, but I need video evidence.

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Flockaveli
02/07/22 12:17:14 AM
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Team of alligators will fuck up the NBA.

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HA4e
02/07/22 12:20:49 AM
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Don't worry, with our human ingenuity and our trusty pointy sticks, we come out on top on nature.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/07/22 12:25:43 AM
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I hear they're good swimmers

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DD Divine
02/07/22 1:10:25 AM
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Phew, itll jump right over me

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Norman_Smiley
02/07/22 1:36:19 AM
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Wombats have armored asses.

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BlingBling22947
02/08/22 8:05:29 PM
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Anyway I say all of this because you should not go outside.

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BlingBling22947
02/09/22 8:45:09 PM
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DD Divine posted...
Phew, itll jump right over me

If they vertical leaped thatd be hilarious.

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BlingBling22947
02/11/22 7:20:04 PM
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HA4e posted...
Don't worry, with our human ingenuity and our trusty pointy sticks, we come out on top on nature.

Animals: Goes through years of evolution to make it this far
Humans: Made a gun

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