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lilORANG 02/03/22 12:33:46 PM #1: |
It was an ark. Not a boat. Not a ship. Just a floating box. No sails, no rudder. It just goes where the current takes it. So who's to say the pre-ark stuff didn't happen in like Guadalajara? And they just kinda floated to the middle east and set up shop and that's where post-ark stuff happened? But maybe genesis actually occurred somewhere completely different! --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/03/22 12:35:15 PM #2: |
Why no insects? Did God just assume they'd be okay and not mention them --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuckVanHammer 02/03/22 12:36:18 PM #3: |
nonsensical I think sums it up well. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 02/03/22 12:36:29 PM #4: |
Great flood stories predate Noah and most likely are the result of catastrophic flooding between the Tigris and the Euphrates wiping out everyone in that whole region. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 02/03/22 12:39:22 PM #5: |
s0nicfan posted... Great flood stories predate Noah and most likely are the result of catastrophic flooding between the Tigris and the Euphrates wiping out everyone in that whole region. This The Sumerians had a story that likely inspired the Noah story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziusudra?wprov=sfla1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 02/03/22 12:41:16 PM #6: |
Y'all are boring af everyone knows about the flood myths. I'm trying to do something fun. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 02/03/22 12:45:10 PM #7: |
lilORANG posted... Y'all are boring af everyone knows about the flood myths. I'm trying to do something fun. Fine, Noah was Hispanic and that's why many years later the Messiah was a carpenter named jesus. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmbraceOfDeath 02/03/22 12:45:58 PM #9: |
HylianFox posted... Why no insects?Even stinkbeetles? --- No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 02/03/22 12:46:38 PM #10: |
Taking the story literally, yeah it's a technical mess that doesn't really make much sense. Metaphorically, it's still a mess but at least a lot of the story issues can be explained away. --- DI MOLTO! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 02/03/22 12:46:40 PM #11: |
s0nicfan posted... Fine, Noah was Hispanic and that's why many years later the Messiah was a carpenter named jesus.Brilliant! --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/03/22 12:47:15 PM #12: |
Noah: " --- Anything is a Trumble if you're brave enough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Criminalt 02/03/22 12:49:07 PM #13: |
At least we can assume it was the Flood that killed the dinosaurs. Obviously, all the aquatic ones would have drowned. --- No tricks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 02/03/22 12:50:37 PM #15: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] All the mythological creatures. That's why we don't have unicorns. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 02/03/22 12:52:20 PM #18: |
s0nicfan posted... All the mythological creatures. That's why we don't have unicorns. Damn, even dragons? --- DI MOLTO! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sparky2658 02/03/22 12:52:55 PM #19: |
lilORANG posted... It was an ark. Not a boat. Not a ship. Just a floating box. No sails, no rudder. It just goes where the current takes it.The story of Noah's Ark has as much validity as "The Giant Beanstalk " ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 02/03/22 12:53:13 PM #20: |
Prestoff posted... Damn, even dragons? Noah insisted that the dragons were vegan and they wasted away on their own. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 02/03/22 12:55:03 PM #22: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://youtu.be/CqeXZFMxJn8?t=27 --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 02/03/22 1:06:59 PM #23: |
I'm a Christian and I think it's pretty much nonsense. Likely just a massive embellishment about a regional flood of some sort. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 02/03/22 1:31:40 PM #24: |
Zikten posted... This Utnapishtim. The story is extremely similar, too. I am christian, but I cannot deny that the Old Testament creation stories (Genesis, basically) are very much inspired by Sumerian, Akkadian and Assyrian myths. Noah = Utnapishtim, Sargon = Moses, etc. The great flood was either derived from the major floods that occurred in Mesopotamia, or if you want to go back further, the Sumerians did not actually originate from mesopotamia, as their language was not related to the Semitic languages of the region, and one of the prevailing theories is that they kept getting pushed North by the encroaching seas that kept rising from the end of the ice age. The Hebrew Old testament that Abraham, the father of what essentially became Judaism, Christianity and Islam, came from the Sumerian city of Ur. --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7 9750H, RTX 2080 Max-Q, 32 GB DDR4 2666 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/03/22 2:22:03 PM #25: |
EmbraceOfDeath posted... Even stinkbeetles? Especially stinkbeetles! --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Octans 02/03/22 3:34:16 PM #26: |
Noah was possibly a climatologist in Atlantis or somewhere similar. He hypothesized some kind of glacial dam breaking and flooding the entire continent. Climate change deniers did what they do best. Atlantis submerged and Noah populates the other continents with mammals from his home. Mammals become extremely successful invasive species and wipe out the dinosaurs from underneath. How'd I do --- sig not found ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 02/03/22 3:46:17 PM #27: |
Its actually the story of the planetary crossing. They selected samples of native species to take with then to populate their new planet. Its written as an allegory because they wanted to start over and let people forget that they came from another planet. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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