Current Events > Scenario: You wake up one day and realize you're middle aged and in a rut

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UnfairRepresent 02/03/22 6:55:55 AM #1:	You're fat, tired all the time , are underpaid and under appreciated in a dull dead end job with a low ceiling where your boss yells at you and emasculates you every day. Then you come home to your wife who is less attractive every day and she nags at you incessantly about minor things. You don't even have sex anymore. Conservatives fucking up the economy means your pay barely covers bills, so you're always short Your 1 son hates you and is doing terribly in high school, drinking/smoking pot and not opening up to you/respecting you. You don't understand/relate with him at all. You look in the mirror and wonder if this Is it and how much time is left before death embraces you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/4/AAZiH8AAC4eU.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:962325460] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>You're fat, tired all the time , are underpaid and under appreciated in a dull dead end job with a low ceiling where your boss yells at you and emasculates you every day. Then you come home to your wife who is less attractive every day and she nags at you incessantly about minor things. You don't even have sex anymore. Conservatives fucking up the economy means your pay barely covers bills, so you're always short Your 1 son hates you and is doing terribly in high school, drinking/smoking pot and not opening up to you/respecting you. You don't understand/relate with him at all. You look in the mirror and wonder if this Is it and how much time is left before death embraces you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/4/AAZiH8AAC4eU.jpg How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 02/03/22 6:57:06 AM #2:	woah i get a job and a wife, cool --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:962325474] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>woah i get a job and a wife, cool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 02/03/22 6:57:24 AM #3:	Id probably shitpost on gamefaqs and roleplay that Im from the UK to cope <cite>JTilly posted [p:962325478] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Id probably shitpost on gamefaqs and roleplay that Im from the UK to cope </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 02/03/22 6:59:32 AM #4:	Buy the stolen Melbourne graveyard heads I guess --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:962325510] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Buy the stolen Melbourne graveyard heads I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/03/22 7:19:27 AM #5:	Nukazie posted... woah i get a job and a wife, cool Always look on the bright side of life --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:962325764] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>woah i get a job and a wife, cool</quote>Always look on the bright side of life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 02/03/22 7:20:15 AM #6:	Ask my son for some weed --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:962325773] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Ask my son for some weed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 02/03/22 7:27:33 AM #7:	Nukazie posted... woah i get a job and a wife, cool Having a job would be a big deal? --- Currently playing: Prey (2017) <cite>bsp77 posted [p:962325867] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>woah i get a job and a wife, cool</quote>Having a job would be a big deal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 02/03/22 7:43:50 AM #8:	JTilly posted... Id probably shitpost on gamefaqs and roleplay that Im from the UK to cope Oooof --- Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:962326062] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>JTilly posted... </cite> <quote>Id probably shitpost on gamefaqs and roleplay that Im from the UK to cope</quote> Oooof </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 02/03/22 8:13:39 AM #9:	is that pic. you UR? Dont bother lying, well know. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:962326495] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>is that pic. you UR? Dont bother lying, well know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 02/03/22 8:18:35 AM #10:	Noooice I get a slam pig! --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:962326567] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Noooice I get a slam pig!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/03/22 8:25:23 AM #11:	Tell my boss to fuck himself, bang his 18 year old daughter, quit my job for a good one, then pop smoke and ghost on the shitty wife and loser son. Get back into shape and then continue the rest of my life without the dead weight people so I am happy. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962326648] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Tell my boss to fuck himself, bang his 18 year old daughter, quit my job for a good one, then pop smoke and ghost on the shitty wife and loser son. Get back into shape and then continue the rest of my life without the dead weight people so I am happy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 02/03/22 8:43:16 AM #12:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Tell my boss to fuck himself, bang his 18 year old daughter, quit my job for a good one, then pop smoke and ghost on the shitty wife and loser son. Get back into shape and then continue the ourest of my life without the dead weight people so I am happy. You have received a court order date to discuss spousal support, maintenance payment support. Also you have lost the house, car and your cd collection of Bob Marley etc. Failure to comply will result in a dog the bounty hunter type coming to track you down and rough you up. Which will result in a long stint in a federal penitentiary. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:962326895] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...</cite> <quote>Tell my boss to fuck himself, bang his 18 year old daughter, quit my job for a good one, then pop smoke and ghost on the shitty wife and loser son. Get back into shape and then continue the ourest of my life without the dead weight people so I am happy. </quote> You have received a court order date to discuss spousal support, maintenance payment support. Also you have lost the house, car and your cd collection of Bob Marley etc. Failure to comply will result in a dog the bounty hunter type coming to track you down and rough you up. Which will result in a long stint in a federal penitentiary.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayerblade11 02/03/22 8:54:42 AM #13:	A job that makes enough to support yourself, a wife and son is unironically a really good thing in 2022. <cite>Slayerblade11 posted [p:962327059] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>A job that makes enough to support yourself, a wife and son is unironically a really good thing in 2022. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 02/03/22 9:29:17 AM #14:	I kept in great shape and never had kids and refuse to marry Also got to keep my hair so far (mid 30s) tbh I feel like I dodged a bunch of traps and I feel freer than ever --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:962327644] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>I kept in great shape and never had kids and refuse to marry Also got to keep my hair so far (mid 30s) tbh I feel like I dodged a bunch of traps and I feel freer than ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 02/03/22 9:33:03 AM #15:	Some of us call that "Monday". --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:962327706] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Some of us call that "Monday". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BigBangBro 02/03/22 9:55:27 AM #16:	First, end the relationship. Nobody would believe me that Im in a different body so I go to where my real self is frequently and see if I can find my actual body and whats going on. Otherwise, exercise a bunch. Get a better job. Make my life mine. --- Many people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. Lmao 6610 <cite>BigBangBro posted [p:962328125] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>First, end the relationship. Nobody would believe me that Im in a different body so I go to where my real self is frequently and see if I can find my actual body and whats going on. Otherwise, exercise a bunch. Get a better job. Make my life mine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 02/03/22 10:14:38 AM #17:	Livin' the dream. --- Everything you love was always woke, and its less woke than it used to be, and that's why its not as good anymore, because its less woke. Also you suck. <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:962328539] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Livin' the dream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/03/22 10:27:11 AM #18:	VigorouslySwish posted... kept in great shape and never had kids and refuse to marry it's a hypothetical scenario --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:962328833] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>VigorouslySwish posted... </cite> <quote>kept in great shape and never had kids and refuse to marry</quote>it's a hypothetical scenario </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/03/22 12:06:18 PM #19:	angeleyes94 posted... You have received a court order date to discuss spousal support, maintenance payment support. Also you have lost the house, car and your cd collection of Bob Marley etc. Failure to comply will result in a dog the bounty hunter type coming to track you down and rough you up. Which will result in a long stint in a federal penitentiary. When you pop smoke and ghost it means the same as going out for smokes or milk and vanishing. There would be no where to send the appear in court paper, and I would take the vehicle until I change to something else. Point is I would be abandoning a shitty life and be considered a missing person. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962331327] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>angeleyes94 posted... </cite> <quote> You have received a court order date to discuss spousal support, maintenance payment support. Also you have lost the house, car and your cd collection of Bob Marley etc. Failure to comply will result in a dog the bounty hunter type coming to track you down and rough you up. Which will result in a long stint in a federal penitentiary.</quote>When you pop smoke and ghost it means the same as going out for smokes or milk and vanishing. There would be no where to send the appear in court paper, and I would take the vehicle until I change to something else. Point is I would be abandoning a shitty life and be considered a missing person. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 02/03/22 12:12:25 PM #20:	First step is divorcing the bitch. Might have to hold on to the son to avoid paying child support, but at 18, he's out. Shoot, hopefully the fucker gets kaught doing something illegal and ends up in juvi. Then, find some cheap apartment, preferably klose to work to save on bills and transportation. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:962331474] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>First step is divorcing the bitch. Might have to hold on to the son to avoid paying child support, but at 18, he's out. Shoot, hopefully the fucker gets kaught doing something illegal and ends up in juvi. Then, find some cheap apartment, preferably klose to work to save on bills and transportation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 02/03/22 12:16:15 PM #21:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... When you pop smoke and ghost it means the same as going out for smokes or milk and vanishing. There would be no where to send the appear in court paper, and I would take the vehicle until I change to something else. Point is I would be abandoning a shitty life and be considered a missing person. You'll slip up eventually. Facebook, tik tok. A friend with lose lips who wants some of that sweet bounty money. Dog and his crew break down the door and catch in your undies unprepared. You become the belle of the ball in federal. You begin to accept your new life with your polyamory partners in federal. Too many times criminals think they can get away with with it but only a miniscule few will ever escape the long hand of the law. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:962331592] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...</cite> <quote> When you pop smoke and ghost it means the same as going out for smokes or milk and vanishing. There would be no where to send the appear in court paper, and I would take the vehicle until I change to something else. Point is I would be abandoning a shitty life and be considered a missing person. </quote> You'll slip up eventually. Facebook, tik tok. A friend with lose lips who wants some of that sweet bounty money. Dog and his crew break down the door and catch in your undies unprepared. You become the belle of the ball in federal. You begin to accept your new life with your polyamory partners in federal. Too many times criminals think they can get away with with it but only a miniscule few will ever escape the long hand of the law.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/03/22 12:24:54 PM #22:	That is what going to another country is for or vanishing in a rural part of the US. Would also not let the feds take me alive, no way I am paying alimony or child support for those dead beats. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962331871] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>That is what going to another country is for or vanishing in a rural part of the US. Would also not let the feds take me alive, no way I am paying alimony or child support for those dead beats. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/03/22 12:32:04 PM #23:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... That is what going to another country is wouldn't recommend it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:962332102] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>That is what going to another country is</quote>wouldn't recommend it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/03/22 12:33:04 PM #24:	No extradition is a good thing. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962332131] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>No extradition is a good thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 02/03/22 12:38:10 PM #25:	bigblu89 posted... Some of us call that "Monday". Yeah, except for the family, I wouldn't notice anything different. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:962332255] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted...</cite> <quote>Some of us call that "Monday". </quote> Yeah, except for the family, I wouldn't notice anything different.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 02/03/22 12:40:56 PM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... You look in the mirror and wonder if this Is it and how much time is left before death embraces you. I'm ready. --- No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk. <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:962332345] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>You look in the mirror and wonder if this Is it and how much time is left before death embraces you.</quote>I'm ready. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/03/22 12:58:19 PM #27:	pfh1001 posted... Yeah, except for the family, I wouldn't notice anything different. so how do you react? What do youdo? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:962332821] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>pfh1001 posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, except for the family, I wouldn't notice anything different.</quote>so how do you react? What do youdo? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 02/03/22 1:02:07 PM #28:	Brush my teeth, get dressed, go to work... normal stuff. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:962332920] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>Brush my teeth, get dressed, go to work... normal stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
F1areaGaman 02/05/22 1:52:18 AM #29:	I would make the most of it and try to elevate the people around me. --- 3DS FC: 4656-7003-5457 <cite>F1areaGaman posted [p:962380190] in Scenario: ... [t:79882354]...</cite> <quote>I would make the most of it and try to elevate the people around me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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