Current Events > CE, suggest improvements to my dating profile

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I know I'm a catch, I just need females to acknowledge it and respond appropriately

Posted just now. So the person who typed that all up mustve done so as a meme and immediately took a photo of it.

Suggestions:

1. Change female to hot female. You dont want uggos, even if Japanese.

3 - underline no blacks so they know you mean it.
4 - change ask to say.
7 - keep the number of meals vague. Who knows if you might get into 5 meals a day at some point?
11 - change ask to on command.
14 - typo on Install.

Quota has negative connotations, change that to minimum acceptable standards.

otherwise looks good.

If you and your girlfriend don't have a job how do you split a bill?

I cant believe that the topic of virginity is just completely ignored in these requirements.

You should probably mention the fact that you're a CEman. I hear that girls love CEmen.

Some good stuff, keep it coming

Here's mine: (don't try to find me please)

Time, space, causality... The ultimate three-body problem.
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Can you pencil me in for one conversation a week?

You should probably add some weight limits. Maybe something about how often they should exercise to keep a tone body.