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TeaMilk
02/02/22 1:38:25 PM
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I felt super elated for like a moment and then she tried to recruit me to come to her church service lol

Recently I got a handwritten letter in the mail and I was really excited to see what it was (it was an invitation to a local church service)

why do they gotta play me like this? Is this normal

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Heartomaton
02/02/22 1:39:44 PM
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The only time a pretty woman just randomly started talking to me, she tried to recruit me for the army. :l

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DespondentDeity
02/02/22 1:40:31 PM
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You are beautiful tho

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TeaMilk
02/02/22 1:43:16 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
The only time a pretty woman just randomly started talking to me, she tried to recruit me for the army. :l
Lol. Of course they're gonna use cute girls as recruiters

DespondentDeity posted...
You are beautiful tho
YOU'RE beautiful

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_Angel_
02/02/22 1:43:54 PM
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Lmfao

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BuckVanHammer
02/02/22 1:44:08 PM
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I get those hand written notes in my mailbox all the time...no complements tho

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xue1
02/02/22 1:45:24 PM
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she is not supposed to be recruiting for her church in the library. You should have reported her to the library
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TeaMilk
02/02/22 1:50:43 PM
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xue1 posted...
she is not supposed to be recruiting for her church in the library. You should have reported her to the library
Aw she was so cute though... and it was at university so maybe she was a student too idk

While at college I also got approached by these guys 2 or 3 times while going through the park at night... im pretty sure the sex trafficking allegations are fake, but it still smells very weird and culty https://psuvanguard.com/have-you-heard-of-god-the-mother/

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K-driver
02/02/22 2:01:49 PM
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I bet a business genius boss babe like you can tell how good of an offer this is going to be...

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knightmarexx
02/02/22 2:07:37 PM
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"A religion is a cult with an army and navy"
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Trumble
02/02/22 2:10:12 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
While at college I also got approached by these guys 2 or 3 times while going through the park at night... im pretty sure the sex trafficking allegations are fake, but it still smells very weird and culty https://psuvanguard.com/have-you-heard-of-god-the-mother/

The difference between a cult and a religion is the scale.

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Criminalt
02/02/22 2:22:30 PM
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When she tells you that you're beautiful, but then she puts her hand over her mouth and mutters "... on the inside...", that's the warning sign you've got to look out for.

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SSJGrimReaper
02/02/22 2:31:33 PM
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how big was her belly

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TeaMilk
02/02/22 2:33:44 PM
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K-driver posted...
I bet a business genius boss babe like you can tell how good of an offer this is going to be...
Me?? I dont know shit about business

Trumble posted...
The difference between a cult and a religion is the scale.
Oh shit!!!!

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WingsOfGood
02/02/22 2:35:22 PM
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Her church might discourage dating non-members so in a way she hitting on you.
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bladegash
02/02/22 2:42:42 PM
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It was a sex cult church.

You missed out.

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WingsOfGood
02/02/22 2:43:57 PM
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bladegash posted...
It was a sex cult church.

You missed out.

Nah. Usually those have one dude and a harem. Tc wouldn't been that dude.
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Turbam
02/02/22 2:59:48 PM
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One time a cute girl came up to me and said "you look like you get new pussy every day"
I laughed and then walked away

Im not even kidding, I was that fucking dense

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WingsOfGood
02/02/22 3:00:39 PM
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Turbam posted...
One time a cute girl came up to me and said "you look like you get new pussy every day"
I laughed and then walked away

Im not even kidding, I was that fucking dense

This is a dumb gimmick
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Turbam
02/02/22 3:01:26 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
This is a dumb gimmick
It really happened

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TeaMilk
02/02/22 3:09:05 PM
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#believeturbam

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SSJGrimReaper
02/02/22 3:18:07 PM
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Turbam posted...
It really happened
it's true i was the cute girl :V

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TeaMilk
02/02/22 11:23:38 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
how big was her belly
I dont think she was fat, but maybe if she was i woulda gone to church for the first time

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