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MabusIncarnate
02/03/22 12:50:36 AM
#401:


Smackems posted...
Called the er and they said her scan looked good and they're getting ready to discharge her
Awesome man!

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 12:51:09 AM
#402:


Smackems posted...
Called the er and they said her scan looked good and they're getting ready to discharge her

That's great man. See I didn't pray, I just had a good feeling.

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Smackems
02/03/22 12:51:40 AM
#403:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Jim touched Johnny's cod

I'll dig up my friend code sometime tonight and send it out
Not interested. Send cod instead

Well I am interested, but would prefer cod

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Smackems
02/03/22 12:52:50 AM
#404:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's great man. See I didn't pray, I just had a good feeling.
Thank you for your good feeling

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 12:54:49 AM
#405:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/6/AAHlKpAAC4cA.jpg

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Smackems
02/03/22 12:56:13 AM
#406:


Who was that

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 12:58:16 AM
#407:


BlackLynx or something like that. I must have fucked him up back then. I was a real dick even online. 95% of my PMs are Harpie and Jim and i'll get to some treasures from those soon enough.

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Smackems
02/03/22 1:00:04 AM
#408:


Was it you hitting on them lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 1:01:39 AM
#409:


No Jim sent me a lot of horrific gay porn and Harpie ... I dunno Maybe I did at first I gotta go through it. I will post some fun shit I just wanna clear out the random crap first.

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Smackems
02/03/22 1:02:28 AM
#410:


Pls don't share dick picks or friend cod

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 1:05:18 AM
#411:


This is the first vid @JimCarrysToe sent me. From what I can tell it's actually 95% Jim with the PMs

Surprised this is still up....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHR_5Zmove8

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Harpie
02/03/22 1:13:16 AM
#412:


My friend code is SW-6178-3628-1109
just tell me your username and Ill add you
@MabusIncarnate @Smackems

I probably cant play tonight unless you want a game in two hours. I have so much damn homework ._.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 1:17:10 AM
#413:


I'll probably be up since i'm working from home tomorrow. Tonight or tomorrow whatever.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/8/AAHlKpAAC4cW.jpg

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Smackems
02/03/22 1:20:29 AM
#414:


Smackosynthesis is my name on pretty much everything

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Smackems
02/03/22 1:29:41 AM
#415:


Y'all feel free to friend cod me

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 1:32:58 AM
#416:


Here's when you know @JimCarrysToe is getting sleepy/pissed

Ohhh my fuck it would take me a week to get through these great quotes.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/7/AAHlKpAAC4cf.jpg


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MabusIncarnate
02/03/22 1:47:11 AM
#417:


Washington Commanders, eh?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 1:50:24 AM
#418:


Not a fuckin fan of that. That's about as lazy as you can get. I hope they lose their whole fanbase next year.

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MabusIncarnate
02/03/22 1:56:40 AM
#419:


If the NHL can come up with a team called Kraken, they can do better than the freaking Commanders.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 2:01:08 AM
#420:


I feel like there's gonna be a lot backlash on that one. I just don't see Washington fans goin... "YEAH WERE THE COMMANDERS!"


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Pandamonic
02/03/22 2:33:50 AM
#421:


Smackems posted...
Called the er and they said her scan looked good and they're getting ready to discharge her
Awesome dude :D

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 2:41:01 AM
#422:


I will say @Smackems doesn't call himself out on it ever but this fucking guy looks after people. He's very selfless and it's a rare quality in this world. I'm fucking drinkin to Smackems, his mom. and his Grandmother tonight. Three tough people that deserve better.

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Smackems
02/03/22 2:56:26 AM
#423:


Yeah yeah yeah

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 3:06:45 AM
#424:


Feelin good on a Thursday.....

Smackems posted...
Yeah yeah yeah


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Smackems
02/03/22 4:43:25 AM
#425:


Oh man I'm so god damn tired but I wanna keep a watch on her long as I can... It's gonna be hell on me when I go to work

Also there are owls and roosters going at the same time outside like nature is mocking me

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MabusIncarnate
02/03/22 4:45:41 AM
#426:


Smackems is top tits

About a month ago, driving home, there was an owl perched on a fence post and I saw it in my headlights, it was fucking majestic. They are amazing animals.

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Smackems
02/03/22 4:46:45 AM
#427:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Smackems is top tits

About a month ago, driving home, there was an owl perched on a fence post and I saw it in my headlights, it was fucking majestic. They are amazing animals.
They gross too. Don't forget that

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 4:48:18 AM
#428:


I'm just thinking about what I have to do at work tomorrow. Ever since I took over for "two cities" it became like 7. Gotta work with people all over the country and they all expect me to be available. I get messages before I get to work and well after i'm off.

Thinking about how much longer I wanna deal with that. Also how the other IT guy they fired "wasn't needed" according to people who knew absolutely nothing about what they needed.

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:00:00 AM
#429:


Management always knows what's best Johnny. It's not your place to question it

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 5:03:21 AM
#430:


Smackems posted...
Management always knows what's best Johnny. It's not your place to question it

I can't question anything bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nizL4-vvuzk

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:04:19 AM
#431:


Can you question the new iLadies?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 5:09:31 AM
#432:


Can I wear it around my head?

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:10:33 AM
#433:


I'm too tired to make this dumb joke

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 5:12:30 AM
#434:


I'm too drunk to figure out if I should sleep or keep drinking...... YEAH!

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:14:49 AM
#435:


iLadies nutz in my draws!

Hah!

Got-EEM

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 5:15:45 AM
#436:


Oh man you're fucked.

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:17:03 AM
#437:


Why? Are they supposed to be outta my draws?

*Whips out Ballsack*

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 5:18:35 AM
#438:


Alright we're fucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi12f5j1VA0

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 5:30:00 AM
#439:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AAHlKpAAC4d3.jpg

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:30:20 AM
#440:


You're sending me mixed signals and idk what to do with my ball sack now

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:35:21 AM
#442:


Ha!

He's got little silver nunus. No longer a puff

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:38:58 AM
#444:


Got any young males that don't have fully formed nunus?

Then you, nurse lady, are the proud owner of a proud owner of a nunu puff

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 5:39:00 AM
#445:


Ohhhhh man i'm loaded....drunk and wanting ice on the roads right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySvRbV3_C6g


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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 6:51:00 AM
#446:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qF1-95nrI0

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/3/AAHlKpAAC4eT.jpg

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Smackems
02/03/22 6:58:50 AM
#448:


That you Johnny? Wandered off the set of Dawson's Creek?

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That's why it's just a puff. Taint nunus yet

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 7:00:00 AM
#449:


Who the fuck is ankha creek? Smackems can handle both.

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