Current Events > My entire town is being run by a tribe of homeless people.

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Another_Voice
01/30/22 10:54:31 AM
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I'm not even kidding. There's a family of feral wanderers that have been homeless here since the Civil War era (they and their offspring all chose to be homeless for generations), and they have hundreds of descendants who have collectively managed to get each other jobs at the municipal bureaucracy. And apparently, at least 20% of all taxpayer money here is being funneled directly towards their "Elder", a 108-year-old blind, illiterate man who lives in the sewers.

If you complain about this fact in public, they will find out and make you disappear or will try to ruin your life until you move away, so most people just go on about their lives and do nothing about it.
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FortuneCookie
01/30/22 10:56:07 AM
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I give up. What is this the plot to?

Is it a Stephen King novel or someone who wants to be Stephen King?
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Mearcstapa
01/30/22 10:56:34 AM
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I guess sewer-living was the secret to longevity all along.

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Cheater87
01/30/22 10:57:48 AM
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Looks to be a creepy pasta.

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bladegash
01/30/22 10:59:18 AM
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Another_Voice posted...
at least 20% of all taxpayer money here is being funneled directly towards their "Elder"

Still not as big of a problem as the ultra rich

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Sad_Face
01/30/22 10:59:43 AM
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If they have government jobs, why don't they buy a home or rent apartments? Or are they not living the typical life of a homeless bum that we're all thinking of?

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Background_Guy
01/30/22 11:03:34 AM
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Local politics can be frustrating
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Unsuprised_Pika
01/30/22 11:03:36 AM
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To be fair if this somehow isn't made up bullshit I feel like a 108 year old blind man would be paid for by taxpayers regardless with social security/medicaid.
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Machete
01/30/22 11:04:29 AM
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This is a stephen king story imo

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pick4six
01/30/22 11:07:34 AM
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That would be crazy if we never hear from OP again

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Guerrilla Soldier
01/30/22 11:09:21 AM
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i like how they have hundreds of descendants that all managed to get jobs
you have this creepy family with the creepy old guy and then you just randomly mention that there are tons, hundreds no less, of normal people working normal jobs that support this

hundreds. that's a lot.

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Southernfatman
01/30/22 11:10:58 AM
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Do they look fish-like?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/30/22 11:11:59 AM
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Sounds like a Steven King story.

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Funkydog
01/30/22 11:16:30 AM
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Don't think anyone's mentioned this yet, but this sounds like a Stephen King story.

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Laserion
01/30/22 11:17:00 AM
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Cheater87 posted...
Looks to be a creepy pasta.
I do have TC tagged as " "...

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Cheater87
01/30/22 11:17:27 AM
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This is a creepypasta, I typed in the topic tile and the rest came up.

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