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IdiotMachine
01/28/22 10:43:17 PM
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So I fucked up, I guess. My wife is 22 weeks pregnant and gained a lot of weight. She said she doesn't feel attractive anymore, and I said she looks more beautiful now than ever before. She said don't bullshit her and tell her the truth... So I agreed she got fat, but then said it's perfectly normal to get fat while pregnant.

She started crying and stormed off to the bedroom... Now I'm in the dining room just sitting here like an idiot.

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segasaturn
01/28/22 10:44:25 PM
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R1masher
01/28/22 10:44:25 PM
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Welcome to the machine

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LostForest
01/28/22 10:44:32 PM
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Having a baby isn't really for people who care about being attractive anymore \_()_/

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Billyionaire
01/28/22 10:44:40 PM
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Your first mistake was engaging with a clearly hormonal woman about a sensitive topic...

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/28/22 10:46:19 PM
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100% of relationships are just fake feel good compliments. You got too close to the target and let your guard down. I've been there. Wouldn't have said that if she was pregnant or getting fat, but you really fucked up.

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thronedfire2
01/28/22 10:47:00 PM
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Bruh

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Crayon_Lover
01/28/22 10:49:02 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/8/AAcPN-AAC3Js.jpg

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Norman_Smiley
01/28/22 10:51:10 PM
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See normally you go 1 on 1 with a spouse, you've got a 50/50 chance of winning. But your wife is a genetic freak so you've got a 25% chance at best of beat her. Then you add a fetus to the mix? Your odds of winning drastically go down. See, in a 3-way fight you've got a 33 1/3 chance of winning but your wife has a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning because the fetus knows it can't beat her so its not going to try. So you take your 33 1/3 chance of winning minus your original 25% chance of winning, and you've got 8 1/3 chance at best. But then take her 75% chance of winning, add it to 66 and 2/3 and she's got a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning against you.

The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you.

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IdiotMachine
01/28/22 11:03:23 PM
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I entered the bedroom but she's under the covers... She won't respond or get out of the covers. I felt awkward to stay there so just told her I'll be in the living room for a little bit before I go to the guest bedroom to sleep.

Bah... What was I supposed to say? Such a trap.

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Robot2600
01/28/22 11:05:20 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/7/AABHfBAAC3J1.jpg

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Gobstoppers12
01/28/22 11:10:42 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
100% of relationships are just fake feel good compliments
...bruh, are you doing okay?

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MutantJohn
01/28/22 11:40:00 PM
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Don't worry, you'll have the baby and then 0 energy for fighting ever again

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Omnislasher
01/28/22 11:45:45 PM
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why the fuck did you have to word it as she got fat tho, she's not fat she's HEAVY WITH CHILD man, fuck.

but anyway, she's just insane right now due to hormones, as has been mentioned, so it'll blow over
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IdiotMachine
01/29/22 9:11:40 AM
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Guys I fucked up even more this morning. She came into the guest bedroom and we cuddled. She initiated sex, and we did the deed.... but I legitimately could not finish. Problem is, because she's so big now, we can only do very limited positions, and she also wants to be very gentle as to not hurt the baby. These things combined, I just couldn't finish. She cried and left. I have no clue what to do.


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DB_Insider
01/29/22 9:30:03 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
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rexcrk
01/29/22 9:35:42 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/1/AAejE9AAATSj.jpg


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MutantJohn
01/29/22 10:03:02 AM
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So learn to finish lol.

This has to be a joke topic by now though

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Cuticrusader09
01/29/22 10:10:08 AM
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Omnislasher posted...
why the fuck did you have to word it as she got fat tho, she's not fat she's HEAVY WITH CHILD man, fuck.

but anyway, she's just insane right now due to hormones, as has been mentioned, so it'll blow over


Eh, it truly depends. Some women do decide to eat for 2 when pregnant so they do put on more than they need. A woman needs only about 300 extra calories a day for the baby.

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emblem boy
01/29/22 10:18:22 AM
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Oh man, I almost fell into this trap earlier this week. I said I still found her attractive and when she said "be honest", I stuck to my answer.

Afterwards, I made the comment that she's not really looking for an honest answer to that question. Like, what wife wants their husband to call them fat.

What she's really looking for is for me to keep doing things that make her feel attractive so she doesn't have to ask that question in the future.

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Feline_Heart
01/29/22 10:21:24 AM
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You should jerk it to a picture of the current version of her and get caught by her on purpose so she knows that youre still attracted to her

(Im kidding, dont actually do that lol)

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ShotgunSilencer
01/29/22 10:21:58 AM
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Bruh.... You never use the F word with a pregnant woman.
Tell her it's normal to gain weight when pregnant. Tell her she's still hot. Tell her you can't finish because you're too nervous and trying to be gentle but you still enjoy the intamcy with her even if you don't get off from it.

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Dreepapult
01/29/22 10:23:39 AM
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https://youtu.be/EfcNzf1e7dk

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OudeGeuze
01/29/22 10:24:41 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
So I agreed she got fat,
You dropped this
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UnfairRepresent
01/29/22 10:25:48 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
So I agreed she got fat,
bro

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Omnislasher
01/29/22 10:33:47 AM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
Eh, it truly depends. Some women do decide to eat for 2 when pregnant so they do put on more than they need. A woman needs only about 300 extra calories a day for the baby.
yeah you're right she is probably fucken ballooning
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IdiotMachine
01/29/22 10:39:31 AM
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Omnislasher posted...
yeah you're right she is probably fucken ballooning
Yea doc said it's healthy to gain 25lbs during the entire pregnancy. And she's only a little over halfway done and she already gained 20lbs! I know baby grows exponentially starting from here, so it shouldn't be this much.

Last night, I said this... Basically agreed she's getting fatter than she should be, and she should consider toning down on eating and doing light exercises like the doctor recommended because she's almost already at the limit of healthy weight gain during pregnancy.

Bah.

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Machete
01/29/22 10:39:34 AM
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Fart directly onto her face

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BalanceLost
01/29/22 10:40:29 AM
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Stuff like this make me glad Im gay.

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Funkydog
01/29/22 10:43:08 AM
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Your username fits you perfectly.

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Ryven
01/29/22 10:43:52 AM
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Stuff like this make me glad i'm single.

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Omnislasher
01/29/22 10:50:51 AM
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Stuff like this makes me glad I'm a woman, it's so fun to torment you guys.
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Rexdragon125
01/29/22 10:57:18 AM
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I'm so glad my relationship doesn't have these childish bullshit games
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Sariana21
01/29/22 11:16:03 AM
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Sounds like both of you are stressed.

Let her doctor address any weight gain concerns. It is a legitimate issue, but it is a medical issue. Go with her to her next appointment if you can.

I have two children (see sig) and currently and struggling with menopausal weight gain. All women are different, but its not easy to control ones weight, especially when hormones are crazy. And we are not men; the same actions do not have the same effects (re eating and exercise). Thats why her doctor should be involved, to ensure the baby is properly nourished.

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Despised
01/29/22 11:23:55 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
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Cleo_II
01/29/22 11:38:29 AM
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Pretty normal for pregnant women to feel insecure at some point. Hormones alone make you crazy but add a changing body, fatigue, lack of sleep, nausea, anxiety over the health of the baby, body aches, being bombarded by perfect looking women in the media and ig, etc. Wanting reassurance doesnt mean its some childish games. I was pretty confident throughout most of my pregnancy but I definitely had times where I felt awful about myself and it was hard to really believe my husband still found me attractive. I think some of it is some primal shit too where you worry your mate is going to abandon you and the baby for another younger hotter woman lol
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HagenEx
01/29/22 11:39:23 AM
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Nick checks out.

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MutantJohn
01/29/22 11:57:31 AM
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lol at telling a pregnant woman to count her calories

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Wetterdew
01/29/22 11:59:29 AM
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Omnislasher posted...
Stuff like this makes me glad I'm a woman, it's so fun to torment you guys.
comments like this make me glad i'm gay
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ReaperCloud
01/29/22 12:17:51 PM
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Lesson learned TC:

Never be honest with your wife. Lie right to her face, since apparently she can't handle the truth. Both sides win, as ridiculous as it might seem...

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/29/22 12:23:28 PM
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This is how postpartum depression begins
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/29/22 12:26:18 PM
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Shame you reproduced already, a real shame.

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IdiotMachine
01/29/22 12:37:14 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Let her doctor address any weight gain concerns. It is a legitimate issue, but it is a medical issue. Go with her to her next appointment if you can.

I think we're good now. We made up, and I asked her if I can come to her next prenatal appointment in February, and she said yes. I can ask the doctor about her weight...

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Sariana21
01/29/22 12:41:01 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
I think we're good now. We made up, and I asked her if I can come to her next prenatal appointment in February, and she said yes. I can ask the doctor about her weight...
You wont need to ask. If the doctor is concerned, it will come up.

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IdiotMachine
01/29/22 12:48:17 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
You wont need to ask. If the doctor is concerned, it will come up.
Good point.

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IdiotMachine
01/29/22 12:48:55 PM
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Asking because we just made up... Didn't want to assume she's okay with me going.

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