Current Events > Give me a strategy for starting a relationship with my work crush.

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She's approximately 20, and I'm 33.

follow her on tik tok

Simp for her.

Homeless_Waifu posted...

Simp for her.

Good idea.

Has she expressed any interest in you at all?
What are her hobbies?
Is she currently in a relationship?
What is her living situation?

Approximately 20...?

If nothing weird going on there:
Hang out at lunch
Then work up to doing stuff right after work
Then the weekend.

Along the way establish if she has a bf.
If she does, don't be a moron.
If she doesn't, don't be a loser. Figure out how to explain to your future kid that you were entering HS around the time mommy was just born.

NeoShadowhen posted...

Has she expressed any interest in you at all?
What are her hobbies?
Is she currently in a relationship?
What is her living situation?

She says hi to me. I don't know her hobbies or if she's in a relationship. But she can move in with me if she wants to.

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You're a genius. That will get her talking.

Don't.

Pepys Monster posted...

She says hi to me. I don't know her hobbies or if she's in a relationship. But she can move in with me if she wants to.

This got creepy really fast.

She only says hi to you, you dont know anything about her, but youre already open to her moving in with her?

Try having an actual conversation or two, and dont be surprised if shes not interested due to the age gap and move on if so.

Pepys Monster posted...

She says hi to me. I don't know her hobbies or if she's in a relationship. But she can move in with me if she wants to.

So what do you like about her? Describe her physically.
Do you hold any authority over her at work?
How much money do you have access to that could go toward this venture?

When you were her age, she was approximately 7.

LincolnDuncan posted...

When you were her age, she was approximately 7.

Time is linear, yes.

But she's young, hot, and fertile.

Pepys Monster posted...

But she's young, hot, and fertile.

Focus.

NeoShadowhen posted...

So what do you like about her? Describe her physically.
Do you hold any authority over her at work?
How much money do you have access to that could go toward this venture?

Pepys Monster posted...

But she's young, hot, and fertile.

this is so creepy and gross

strategy is

ask her out

that is it

there is no tricking her into saying yes and such

Offer to pick up shifts for her - on her pay.

It will show her how you can support a family and will let her have her freedom!

WingsOfGood posted...

strategy is

ask her out

that is it

there is no tricking her into saying yes and such

You're right. But I could at least put her in a good mood before asking her out. Probably by enthusing about music. She's sooooo beautiful.

Also, it sounds like you don't even know her.

So the answer to your question is... "you don't"

Pepys Monster posted...

Probably by enthusing about music.

You could become friends with her first, yes, but you don't actually want to be her friend so when she just sees you as a friend you will likely become mean.
Just ask her out so you don't feel like you invested so much and all that bs.

WingsOfGood posted...

You could become friends with her first, yes, but you don't actually want to be her friend so when she just sees you as a friend you will likely become mean.
Just ask her out so you don't feel like you invested so much and all that bs.

Interesting point. But even if she rejects me, she's a nice girl, so I won't be bitter if she just wants to be friends.

Pepys Monster posted...

so I won't be bitter if she just wants to be friends.

You will be since you are so enraptured by her beauty.

Tell her about your big tiddy goth trans mommy dummy gf then indicate things aren't working out and ask for advice. Then use that advice to ultimately woo her after telling her things didn't work out.

WingsOfGood posted...

You will be since you are so enraptured by her beauty.

It's okay. She can give her infinite beauty to anyone.

gunplagirl posted...

Tell her about your big tiddy goth trans mommy dummy gf then indicate things aren't working out and ask for advice. Then use that advice to ultimately woo her after telling her things didn't work out.

This seems like good advice, but...man, it's complex.

You don't really know her. You think she is nice cause she is attractive.

There is no way you become just her friend and are ok with her fucking her boyfriend and telling you how hot he is.

WingsOfGood posted...

You don't really know her. You think she is nice cause she is attractive.

There is no way you become just her friend and are ok with her fucking her boyfriend and telling you how hot he is.

You underestimate just how low my self esteem is. I'd high five her if she told me she has a hot boyfriend and is happy.

Pepys Monster posted...

You underestimate just how low my self esteem is.

What does this even mean? This sounds very incel. The whole being friends with intent to convince them and orbiting them for their attention.

WingsOfGood posted...

What does this even mean? This sounds very incel. The whole being friends with intent to convince them and orbiting them for their attention.

The line between volcel and incel is thin. A lot of us have high standards and reject women without putting very much thought into it. And then super beautiful women reject us. But friendship is a wholesome thing. Sometimes, women need a male friend's perspective to understand males. And someitmes males need a female friend's perspective to understand females.

you think tc walks into a spot she'd been standing and inhales really hard?

Make sure to fart around her lots. Women love a good fart.

SSJGrimReaper posted...

you think tc walks into a spot she'd been standing and inhales really hard?

No, but I can't help making eye contact with her and my heart rate increasing.

tell her your comp specs

Pepys Monster posted...

No, but I can't help making eye contact with her and my heart rate increasing.

Walk up to her.
Ask her if she thinks men and women can be friends.
Ask her to be your friend.
Ask her to hangout.

SSJGrimReaper posted...

tell her your comp specs

Why didn't I think of this?!

WingsOfGood posted...

Walk up to her.
Ask her if she thinks men and women can be friends.
Ask her to be your friend.
Ask her to hangout.

Hmm...doesn't this indicate I just want friendship?

Pepys Monster posted...

Hmm...doesn't this indicate I just want friendship?

You don't?

Then ask her out.

I'm pretty wasted rn but I'm pretty sure this is a troll topic. To which I wanna reply:

Do not start a relationship with your work crush.

Have you ever had a breakup or a rejection so bad you had to remove yourself from their lives for a certain amount of time to heal?

Imagine that shit in a work context. You'd have to quit or wait for a scenario to get promoted or something. Otherwise, you can never get away from what happened to you.

Choose your job, or choose whatever chance you have with this girl. Don't try and keep both. If shit goes sour, you WILL lose both.

R1masher posted...

follow her on tik tok

This, and only communicate with her through text and/or social media. Its the gen-z way!

MrMallard posted...

Have you ever had a breakup or a rejection so bad you had to remove yourself from their lives for a certain amount of time to heal?

Nope, they always block me and I try as hard as I can to stay in their lives.

Pepys Monster posted...

Nope, they always block me and I try as hard as I can to stay in their lives.

uhhhh

The next time I see her, I'm going to ask her out. 100%

Pepys Monster posted...

The next time I see her, I'm going to ask her out. 100%

Youre going to fail. You came here for a strategy, and yet you wouldnt answer my questions to give me the information I need to devise a plan. Youre essentially running straight at the castle wall and will fall in the moat.

NeoShadowhen posted...

Youre going to fail. You came here for a strategy, and yet you wouldnt answer my questions to give me the information I need to devise a plan. Youre essentially running straight at the castle wall and will fall in the moat.

nah

Imagine taking pepys bait in 2022