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SydneySweenHero
01/26/22 4:20:23 PM
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I took my dad out to dinner and the waitress had some big mammaries. Normally I tip 17%-ish and round up. But she had nice boobs so I said fuck it I'll max the tip to show my support >_> plus the meal was only like $25 so it's not that much anyway. Obviously if her service was crap, I would tip less lol, but the service and boobs were satisfactory so I have no regrets.

Plus in the number 20, the 0 looks like a boob and there's 2 of them, so I figured 20% was very apt >__>

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MixedRaceBaby
01/26/22 4:21:14 PM
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fair enough.

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SydneySweenHero
01/26/22 4:26:00 PM
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I made 93k last year >_>

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gunplagirl
01/26/22 4:26:22 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/0/AAc53qAAC2ly.jpg
How much would you tip this waitress?

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MabusIncarnate
01/26/22 4:26:53 PM
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Maybe she will buy a nice new bra, how thoughtful of you TC

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SydneySweenHero
01/26/22 4:30:50 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/0/AAc53qAAC2ly.jpg
How much would you tip this waitress?
20%

MabusIncarnate posted...
Maybe she will buy a nice new bra, how thoughtful of you TC
Hell yeah

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mustachedmystic
01/26/22 4:33:59 PM
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Wow, an extra 3% on a 25 dollar tab. Talk about a big spender!

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gunplagirl
01/26/22 4:36:15 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
20%

Hell yeah
Then how about this one
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/6/AAc53qAAC0bc.jpg

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Buu_88
01/26/22 4:36:16 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
01/26/22 4:37:12 PM
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Critical failure

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Caution999
01/26/22 4:37:28 PM
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20% is the norm, bud.

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R1masher
01/26/22 4:40:22 PM
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This is like a duncan and scolfield thread wrapped in a tortilla of complete idiot

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Cookie Bag
01/26/22 4:40:34 PM
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Imagine tipping 8008135%

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TheMikh
01/26/22 4:40:49 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...

i lol'd

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Flockaveli
01/26/22 4:41:19 PM
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That's not a lot you live in the UK or something where tipping is not allowed.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/26/22 4:43:31 PM
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Cookie Bag posted...
Imagine tipping 8008135%
I refuse to accept this is real

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Autocraticus
01/26/22 4:57:18 PM
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I've tipped because of boobs/butt before. It is what separates us from the animals.
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WarfireX
01/26/22 4:59:36 PM
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damn i bet her jaw dropped when she saw her tip. she's going to want the whole thing next time she sees u

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SydneySweenHero
01/26/22 5:16:06 PM
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Autocraticus posted...
I've tipped because of boobs/butt before. It is what separates us from the animals.
We truly are men of culture.

WarfireX posted...
damn i bet her jaw dropped when she saw her tip. she's going to want the whole thing next time she sees u
lol, I ain't ever gonna see her again. I just want her to know that the Titty Meister approves her contribution to society. Whether she can read between the lines on that 20% tip is up to her >_> I'm still gonna disappear into the sunset either way

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TheMikh
01/26/22 5:25:46 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I refuse to accept this is real
not with that attitude

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Autocraticus
01/26/22 6:15:35 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I refuse to accept this is real

Oh they're real.

And they're spectacular.
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King Rial
01/26/22 6:16:34 PM
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SauI_Goodman
01/26/22 6:16:46 PM
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that is small breast discrimination my friend. did you know that women with small breasts are just as hot. they can even be prettier. and have long legs. big breasted women have high body fat typically. yucky.

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AlCalavicci
01/26/22 6:18:35 PM
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I always tip 20%. TC is a cheapskate!

Unless the service is bad or they did something really stupid. Then I might go down to 15%

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SydneySweenHero
01/26/22 6:19:52 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
that is small breast discrimination my friend. did you know that women with small breasts are just as hot. they can even be prettier. and have long legs. big breasted women have high body fat typically. yucky.
All boobs are beautiful yes. But I figured more boobage costs more money to maintain

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MedeaLysistrata
01/26/22 6:21:10 PM
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Every day we stray further from the light of the sun, which is very close to how much I hate myself

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Holy_Cloud105
01/26/22 6:24:14 PM
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Buu_88 posted...
What's EMS?
Electricbugs2 Masterfully SLAMMING.

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fire_bolt
01/26/22 6:25:14 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/0/AAc53qAAC2ly.jpg
How much would you tip this waitress?


The *whole* tip, if you follow me

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OudeGeuze
01/26/22 6:25:40 PM
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$5 on a $25 tab, look at this high roller
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SydneySweenHero
01/26/22 8:27:43 PM
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^I make it rain

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SydneySweenHero
01/27/22 5:18:06 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
I always tip 20%. TC is a cheapskate!
Real talk, I only tip 20% if the service is good. If it's average, I just got 17%. I only tip 15% if it was actually pretty bad, which is rare >_>

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creativeme
01/27/22 5:32:46 PM
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you only gave $5. that's my minimum tip. even when i only get like a $10 meal i still just tip $5. should have tipped her more for her dealing with you staring at her boobs.
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Medussa
01/27/22 5:35:05 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
How much would you tip this waitress?

wow, she looks a lot like my ex...

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ForsakenHermit
01/27/22 5:36:01 PM
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I'm a flat tipper 20 for food and $1 per drink.

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SydneySweenHero
01/27/22 5:36:48 PM
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creativeme posted...
you only gave $5. that's my minimum tip. even when i only get like a $10 meal i still just tip $5. should have tipped her more for her dealing with you staring at her boobs.
$5 minimum? Wut. That ain't in the tipping guidelines

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