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HylianFox
01/26/22 2:41:53 PM
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'Base' is spelled with an S, yet 'face' is spelled with a C

Then there's 'bass' as in music and 'bass' the type of fish.
(Mega Man fans had some trouble with this one. Shoulda just used his Japanese name, Forte)

And then there's the fact that we have cribbed from pretty much every other language in existence.

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DeadBankerDream
01/26/22 2:42:51 PM
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I'd imagine most written languages have words that are spelled identical.

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Questionmarktarius
01/26/22 2:43:44 PM
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English isn't even really a language. It's about half a dozen languages smushed together.
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HylianFox
01/26/22 2:43:48 PM
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and we still can't fucking decide if 'vase' is either VAY-se or VAH-se

wtf

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Trumble
01/26/22 2:44:22 PM
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Most languages seem pretty stupid if you try to analyze them logically, because the way in which languages naturally evolve is not always logical.

English, however, seemed to specifically evolve towards being illogical for some reason.

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Thompson
01/26/22 2:44:53 PM
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English is the Frankenstein monster of languages.

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HairyQueen
01/26/22 2:46:02 PM
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Sure it can be a struggle. It can be overcome with tough, thorough thought though.

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Sir_Gawain
01/26/22 2:46:06 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
English isn't even really a language. It's about half a dozen languages smushed together.

Thompson posted...
English is the Frankenstein monster of languages.
Ill take things people who dont know how history or language works say for a thousand Alex

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kage_53
01/26/22 2:46:44 PM
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I still dont get how tion at the end of a word (explanation, for example) sounds like shen. English language is beyond awful from a writing standpoint.
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Questionmarktarius
01/26/22 2:48:00 PM
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London got sacked, a lot. Each time, the new conquerors tried to enforce a new language, and the English just glued it onto the end of what they already had.
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Sir_Gawain
01/26/22 2:49:18 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
London got sacked, a lot. Each time, the new conquerors tried to enforce a new language, and the English just glued it onto the end of what they already had.
Thank you for proving my point

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Xavier_On_High
01/26/22 2:50:13 PM
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English is an excellent language. Even a beginner can communicate relatively effectively because many of the grammar rules don't really matter, and meaning is usually preserved even if words are swapped arbitrarily.

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Trumble
01/26/22 2:50:15 PM
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Sir_Gawain posted...
Ill take things people who dont know how history or language works say for a thousand Alex
I'll take "things people who take an obvious exaggeration for comedic purposes far too seriously say" for ten thousand Alex

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Michael_Booth
01/26/22 2:50:55 PM
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Well, they say: "A language is a dialect with an army and navy".
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Caution999
01/26/22 2:54:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/0/AADtjwAAC2kY.png

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Robot2600
01/26/22 3:07:36 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


not Esperanto

edit:
https://youtu.be/H3r9bOkYW9s

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