Current Events > What's the dumbest thing you've ever done in the pursuit of pussy?

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Or bussy, if that's your thing.

Stayed friends with girl for years while she dated other guys.

Pretended to like The Beatles for like a week, lmao

Been nice

Wasted like 1/4th of one of those stimmies we got.

Gave up money.

It was so stupid even I cringe looking back at it.

killed a bare with my bear hands <_<

Irony posted...

Been nice

Damn dude, you must've been down real bad

CRON posted...

Pretended to like The Beatles for like a week, lmao

Damn, that must have been tough... Hope you got it in the end though.

I was on call and my phone died. I used the on call phone to beg an ex for one last fuck over a few days. Really shameful texts. Even offered her money etc.

I forgot to delete them and handed the phone back in. The next on call guy made sure the rest of the office knew about it. Ended up leaving.

nfearurspecimn posted...

Stayed friends with girl for years while she dated other guys.

I feel like every guy's been here though

Made plans to go to North Carolina

Second best when I was an it manager at a school. One of the assistants needed a new laptop she had promised me a pity fucked previously if I treated her well. We had different laptops for different roles. Senior leadership got nice expensive laptops. Teachers ok laptops and assistants what was handed down. This assistant ended up getting a brand new essentially gaming laptop when she didnt even need a laptop. Got some weird looks when everyone found out. Did fuck her though in the end because of this. That was an embarrassing story in itself.

Sucked on her daddy's dick

Yes i'll suck that dildo for you and then she never gave it up. She tricked me.

Went to a musical

MabusIncarnate posted...

Went to a musical

Uh, that's fun

I dont know. Probably saw a movie I didnt like? I never really had any issues with girls, but pretty much always had a girlfriend.

Here is dumb:

Was FwB with someone. We had actually dated and I broke up with her, and then the FwB thing started. So I wasn't a simp by any means but this story sounds like it. Ugh.

She messaged me that she was at some club while I was at karaoke with work friends. I ditched my friends and took a cab (Uber and Lyft would take too long). The guy told me it would be like $20. I said sure. Got there and it was almost $40. I said fuck you and just left the cab. He screamed at me, but I kept going. Should I mention I was drunk? Couldn't find her at the club. Decided to take an Uber back to where I (and my car) was originally. Got back and then she tells me of where exactly they are in the club. So I decide I am sober enough to drive now (I wasn't) and I go back to the club. After being there a couple hours, we decide to leave. Look for my car for like 30 minutes. No car. So we Uber back to her place. In the morning, I find out it was towed because I parked in a "no parking after 12am" spot. So she drives me there and like $150 later, I get my car.

my housecat slipped out after a snowstorm and i tracked it through a few neighbors yards before finding it stuck in the snow, had to carry it back as it bitched at me for not letting it freeze to death like it wanted.

Nearly converted to a religion I have don't agree with at all.

Yes, it was that good bros.

bsp77 posted...

Uh, that's fun

For the last time, I'm not going out with you

MabusIncarnate posted...

For the last time, I'm not going out with you

Touche

Lots of cringy "nice guy" shit. I'd love to go back in time and beat the shit out of high school me.

KeeperOfShadows posted...

Lots of cringy "nice guy" shit. I'd love to go back in time and beat the shit out of high school me.

OMG, yeah. I was such a loser in high school. I had opportunities that I didn't realize at the time.

No Biggie fans?

By far the dumbest thing was that, for all of senior year in high school, I chased after a girl that already had a boyfriend. She liked me, but she was loyal to her boyfriend, so nothing ever happened beyond her cuddling up to me sometimes.

What made it dumb though, was that in senior year, I had a lot of younger girls sweating me, that I could have dated no problem. Like, this one cute freshman had a super obvious crush on me and only lived 2 blocks away. But nope, I was busy chasing the girl that was in a committed relationship.

NoxObscuras posted...

What made it dumb though, was that in senior year, I had a lot of younger girls sweating me, that I could have dated no problem. Like, this one cute freshman had a super obvious crush on me and only lived 2 blocks away. But nope, I was busy chasing the girl that was in a committed relationship.

Well I mean, it's probably a good thing that you didn't get with a 14 year old when you were 18.

Drove 2 hours. The girl was super cool though and it was great. But man, I drove 2 hours. With an expired tag. And no car insurance.

Drove 75 miles, hooked up in my car, then had to sleep in my car alone because I was too drunk.

I raw dogged a stranger in a bar bathroom.

She like followed me in and locked the door, held my dick while I tried to pee and then pushed me on the floor and went to town. I had not spoken to her before that point. I was out with a group of friends and she thought I was hot and went for it. She was a friend of a friend, but I hadn't even noticed her being there before.

Fucked a guy

Dated someone who lived over an hour away from me.

Fuck that. Driving over was such a pain in the ass.

monkmith posted...

my housecat slipped out after a snowstorm and i tracked it through a few neighbors yards before finding it stuck in the snow, had to carry it back as it bitched at me for not letting it freeze to death like it wanted.

Aw. lol

Anyway, I let it slip at work at I liked a coworker. It got spread around and she ended up finding ways to swap shifts, and leave early so she wouldn't see me. Eventually she just transferred to an entirely different site.

Im sure Ive done a lot of stupid shit but the first thing that came to mind was I started smoking at 16 to impress a girl who was two years older and could not have had less interest in me

Even trying honestly.

I've done a lot of crazy things, but I always won in the end. I had men and women both pursue me, romantically, all the time... but I only made a move on the one I'm currently with.

We were coworkers when we first met, but I ended up going out with someone else, for a year, despite all the moves she tried to make on me. After I broke up with my ex gf, she gave me her phone number because I looked "emo" and "lonely" to her, and looked like I needed someone to talk to.

I didn't text or call her for a week, and didn't have any intention to either... until she decided to break the ice and we eventually got real close. I remember writing poetry and letters to her, even creating things along the themes of what I wrote... and I even baked her a cake and sung "Happy Birthday" to her in front of everyone in the breakroom. And I'm talking like 30 people in there

I have to throw this in there, too, but in High School I was asked out by the hottest girl in school... and said "No", despite me having the biggest crush on her. It's been 22 years, but I can still vividly remember her looking for me in the hallway, rushing towards me and grabbing my backpack and just simply asked "Will you be my boyfriend?". Why I said no... and why I didn't try to go after her years after, I don't know, but it's probably the biggest regret in my life.

Dancing in public.

Autocraticus posted...

Well I mean, it's probably a good thing that you didn't get with a 14 year old when you were 18.

Nah I was 16 for most of senior year (skipped a grade + late birthday). Age wouldn't have been an issue.