Current Events > Is it evil to masturbate since you're killing innocent sperms?

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Wutobliteration
01/24/22 12:42:35 PM
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think about how many die each time
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OudeGeuze
01/24/22 12:42:55 PM
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Not if you eat them to recycle them
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Machete
01/24/22 12:42:58 PM
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dumb

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Heartomaton
01/24/22 12:43:08 PM
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If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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Trumble
01/24/22 12:43:25 PM
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What makes you so sure they're innocent?

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Prismsblade
01/24/22 12:44:10 PM
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Only one sperm can fertilize a egg, so millions will die regardless.

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ThyCorndog
01/24/22 12:44:47 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
Only one sperm can fertilize a egg, so millions will die regardless.
Ok thanos jeez

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Wutobliteration
01/24/22 12:45:37 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
Only one sperm can fertilize a egg, so millions will die regardless.

at least they served their purpose.

can you imagine sending soldiers into a minefield to die without an objective to accomplish? it's tyranny i tell you
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mustachedmystic
01/24/22 1:03:20 PM
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They aren't immortal. They die no matter what.

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Stewman_Magoo
01/24/22 1:05:41 PM
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'Youre literally doing a holocaust every time you goosh!'

- Conservatives probably

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AdrianBeterson
01/24/22 1:12:20 PM
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Trillions of sperm die in your balls weekly, so youre actually doing them a service by shooting them out into the world so they can at least enjoy a few seconds of life outside your stinky nuts before dying

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TendoDRM
01/24/22 1:13:22 PM
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Stewman_Magoo posted...
'Youre literally doing a holocaust every time you goosh!'

- Conservatives probably

Nah, they'd deny it.

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SSJPurple
01/24/22 1:37:25 PM
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No no you see killing millions of sperm is fine to the pro life crowd

And so is capital punishment and police executions...because reasons

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Zikten
01/24/22 1:39:04 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
They aren't immortal. They die no matter what.

This. Sperm if not used, eventually die in your sack. New ones replace them. Ultimately all sperms die unless they happen to get used in a woman
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gunplagirl
01/24/22 1:46:28 PM
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I'm a girl and produce no sperm, therefore it is moral when I shlick

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IHeartRadiation
01/24/22 1:50:21 PM
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It's evil because CEmen lives have value too probably.

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SSJPurple
01/24/22 1:52:27 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
I'm a girl and produce no sperm, therefore it is moral when I shlick

Did you just imply that if you are a girl you cant produce sperm?

Isnt that like, transphobic or something?

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JimmyFraska
01/24/22 1:56:37 PM
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Yes
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gunplagirl
01/24/22 2:04:23 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Did you just imply that if you are a girl you cant produce sperm?

Isnt that like, transphobic or something?
No I didn't imply that, the statements were
I am a girl
AND
I produce no sperm

The additional I would be superfluous so it was dropped

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Criminalt
01/24/22 4:19:32 PM
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It's about as evil as cutting your toenails, but obviously a lot more fun.

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420TwiZtiD420
01/24/22 4:21:14 PM
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Shit, call me Lucifer then

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Feline_Heart
01/24/22 4:25:38 PM
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You're doing God's work and sending them to heaven

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Machete
01/24/22 4:26:27 PM
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Sperms are lame anyway because fuck procreating.

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Criminalt
01/24/22 4:29:34 PM
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Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

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Nukazie
01/24/22 4:31:21 PM
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they deserved it

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Southernfatman
01/24/22 4:51:43 PM
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Nah it's ok because hardcore pro life folks want to fuck and jerk off too. They make up reasons as to why it doesn't count.

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IHeartRadiation
01/24/22 5:10:58 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Pee is stored in the balls.

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nfearurspecimn
01/24/22 5:12:38 PM
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It's a sin according to the Old Testament. "Do not spill your seed upon the ground" or something. Although the situation it's based upon might be because the guy had sex with a widow then pulled out, so it was basically rape.

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Robot2600
01/24/22 5:38:14 PM
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Even if this were true, then to create a single life you would still have to kill billions of them when you came once.

Plus, sperm die in the testes naturally, all the time, so all the time you weren't using those to impregnate billions of females that'd be murder too.

And every period is murdering that egg.

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samurai bandit
01/24/22 6:12:55 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
It's a sin according to the Old Testament. "Do not spill your seed upon the ground" or something. Although the situation it's based upon might be because the guy had sex with a widow then pulled out, so it was basically rape.

That's why you have jizz bottles like that other topic was talking about. You don't spill them upon the ground and properly dispose of them.

Which leads me to think, imagine how bad was it back in those days. Like you would probably go out an immediately step on jizz until someone said "thy shall not spill your seed upon the ground"

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thronedfire2
01/24/22 6:15:53 PM
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Theyd just die in your balls after a while anyway

at least if you jerk it they get to go on a fun ride first

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Prestoff
01/24/22 6:28:40 PM
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There's technically no bible verse that is against masturbation, but masturbation leads/perpetuates to lusting. Lust is one of the 7 deadly sins in the bible, so while the term of action of "masturbation" isn't mention in it, it is still technically a "sin" because of "lust".

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Prestoff
01/24/22 6:45:35 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I guess that technically counts as a loophole lol

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Kakapo
01/24/22 6:46:21 PM
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Wutobliteration posted...
at least they served their purpose.

can you imagine sending soldiers into a minefield to die without an objective to accomplish? it's tyranny i tell you
They obviously have an objective there.

Mine clearance.

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LordYeezus
01/24/22 6:51:25 PM
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No, literally billions more spawn per second

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fohstick
01/24/22 6:58:43 PM
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sperm are just motorized bags of DNA
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