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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/23/22 8:32:35 PM
#1:


Don't you?


Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date
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Jagr_68
01/23/22 8:35:22 PM
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The man doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date!

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No_U_L7
01/23/22 8:36:11 PM
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if i did that i'd just end up canceling the date and taking a nap

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DespondentDeity
01/23/22 8:36:46 PM
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You dont want them to smell your pent up cum? It smells like self control!

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Lost_All_Senses
01/23/22 8:37:18 PM
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Yeah. But it's so I get choking out of my system rather than the nut. Otherwise all I think about is choking stuff. Is that not normal?

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Doom_Art
01/23/22 8:37:24 PM
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If I think I'll have sex yeah

Get the nuisance load out of the way

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voldothegr8
01/23/22 8:49:29 PM
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Never go on a date with a loaded gun

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Jiek_Fafn
01/23/22 8:51:05 PM
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I feel like there's a good Duncan joke in here somewhere

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Nukazie
01/23/22 8:52:03 PM
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i dont take my hand to dinner

oh wait

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Turbam
01/23/22 8:52:59 PM
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If you blow a load before you can last longer later :V

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haloiscoolisbak
01/23/22 8:53:51 PM
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I don't on the day of the date. I'll just feel tired and not interested/horny.

The night before, sure, to prevent being too pent up

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Naysaspace
01/23/22 8:58:22 PM
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do you people at least shower after the deed but before the date?

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No_U_L7
01/23/22 8:59:13 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
do you people at least shower after the deed but before the date?


wat why would you need to shower....

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haloiscoolisbak
01/23/22 9:00:38 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
wat why would you need to shower....

Smelly/sweaty dick

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NashtheLion
01/23/22 9:04:30 PM
#15:


Nope
Go out fully torqued

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No_U_L7
01/23/22 9:05:30 PM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...


Smelly/sweaty dick


wat...am i doing it wrong or something

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Mistere Man
01/23/22 9:06:44 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
wat...am i doing it wrong or something
Yes! Yes you are! Shame! SHAME!!!

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Allanon23
01/23/22 9:06:48 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Never go on a date with a loaded gun

This. Wisest advice I've ever received from a movie.

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haloiscoolisbak
01/23/22 10:31:27 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
wat...am i doing it wrong or something

are you circumised? as an uncircumised guy i generally liked to wash it after

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Pepys Monster
01/23/22 10:56:08 PM
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No, and I also don't date.

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HairyQueen
01/23/22 10:57:06 PM
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Yall are really something

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Tsukasa1891
01/23/22 11:08:44 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC8wEqUHA2Q

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Irony
01/23/22 11:09:57 PM
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I crank one out in the bathroom during the date

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pfh1001
01/23/22 11:42:28 PM
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Turbam posted...
If you blow a load before you can last longer later :V


Never been a problem for me.
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DarthAragorn
01/23/22 11:43:42 PM
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No I've never had a big date

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Smackems
01/23/22 11:47:18 PM
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Irony posted...
I crank one out in the bathroom during the date
I crank one out when getting a table or ticket. I put on a menacing face too

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