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sLaCkEr408___RJ 01/23/22 8:32:35 PM #1: |
Don't you?
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Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 01/23/22 8:35:22 PM #2: |
The man doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date! --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 01/23/22 8:36:11 PM #3: |
if i did that i'd just end up canceling the date and taking a nap --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 01/23/22 8:36:46 PM #4: |
You dont want them to smell your pent up cum? It smells like self control! --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 01/23/22 8:37:18 PM #5: |
Yeah. But it's so I get choking out of my system rather than the nut. Otherwise all I think about is choking stuff. Is that not normal? --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doom_Art 01/23/22 8:37:24 PM #6: |
If I think I'll have sex yeah Get the nuisance load out of the way --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 01/23/22 8:49:29 PM #7: |
Never go on a date with a loaded gun --- Oda break tracker 2022- 1 (1) | THE Ohio State: 12-2 | Las Vegas Raiders: 10-8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 01/23/22 8:51:05 PM #8: |
I feel like there's a good Duncan joke in here somewhere --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 01/23/22 8:52:03 PM #9: |
i dont take my hand to dinner oh wait --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 01/23/22 8:52:59 PM #10: |
If you blow a load before you can last longer later :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 01/23/22 8:53:51 PM #11: |
I don't on the day of the date. I'll just feel tired and not interested/horny. The night before, sure, to prevent being too pent up --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Naysaspace 01/23/22 8:58:22 PM #12: |
do you people at least shower after the deed but before the date? --- #BladeGang ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 01/23/22 8:59:13 PM #13: |
Naysaspace posted... do you people at least shower after the deed but before the date? wat why would you need to shower.... --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 01/23/22 9:00:38 PM #14: |
No_U_L7 posted... wat why would you need to shower.... Smelly/sweaty dick --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NashtheLion 01/23/22 9:04:30 PM #15: |
Nope Go out fully torqued ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 01/23/22 9:05:30 PM #16: |
haloiscoolisbak posted...
wat...am i doing it wrong or something --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 01/23/22 9:06:44 PM #17: |
No_U_L7 posted... wat...am i doing it wrong or somethingYes! Yes you are! Shame! SHAME!!! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Allanon23 01/23/22 9:06:48 PM #18: |
voldothegr8 posted... Never go on a date with a loaded gun This. Wisest advice I've ever received from a movie. --- Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. Current LP: Grandia HD Remaster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 01/23/22 10:31:27 PM #19: |
No_U_L7 posted... wat...am i doing it wrong or something are you circumised? as an uncircumised guy i generally liked to wash it after --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 01/23/22 10:56:08 PM #20: |
No, and I also don't date. --- Ryzen 3700X | Evga GTX 1070 Ti | 16GB DDR4 3200 | Crucial MX500 2TB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HairyQueen 01/23/22 10:57:06 PM #21: |
Yall are really something --- everybody loves intransigent zoo animals <3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tsukasa1891 01/23/22 11:08:44 PM #22: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC8wEqUHA2Q --- (edited 2/30/2021 10:51:12 AM) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 01/23/22 11:09:57 PM #23: |
I crank one out in the bathroom during the date --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 01/23/22 11:42:28 PM #24: |
Turbam posted... If you blow a load before you can last longer later :V Never been a problem for me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 01/23/22 11:43:42 PM #25: |
No I've never had a big date --- MSI MEG X570 Unify | Ryzen 7 5800X | 32GB DDR4-3600 | RTX 3080 Samsung Odyssey G7 32" - 1440p, 240hz, GSync ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/23/22 11:47:18 PM #26: |
Irony posted... I crank one out in the bathroom during the dateI crank one out when getting a table or ticket. I put on a menacing face too --- Common sense thought my last sig was stupid - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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