Current Events > Every time NeonOctopus is banned, I feel sick to my stomach.

(+) Yeah! (+)

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his new alt gets 3 karma, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

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oh yea, sorry about that one topic.

I was trolling and didn't think you'd get modded for it.

You can't do these for yourself

undefined posted...

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undefined posted...

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

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Sir_Gawain posted...

You can't do these for yourself

I just did.

90% of the time this happens, I'm the one doing the topic on an alt >_>

<_<

Sir_Gawain posted...

You can't do these for yourself

You're about twenty topics of these too late for Neon to start saying he can't do them himself.

The chosen one returns to us.

The_Korey posted...

The chosen one returns to us.

What are you talking about, I didn't leave :V

segasaturn posted...

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You should... I'm cackling over here

No idea who or what this is but it is comical

Turbam posted...

What are you talking about, I didn't leave :V

No. Bad ass-man. No funny for you.

The_Korey posted...

No. Bad ass-man. No funny for you.

Thanks man, I am pretty badass

zado19 posted...

You should... I'm cackling over here

No idea who or what this is but it is comical

greenbutter wrote it years ago >_> All credit goes to him

Probably deserved it.

Somehow Mods think this is okay.

Its almost like a news reporter reporting on a crime they just did and nothing happening.

Legit has three topics already up. So stupid.

Yikes

I have more topics up too. I'll bump them for you

And just ignore/block me if it bothers you that much >_> I don't mean to make new alts to bypass it or anything. I just....keep getting banned for some reason and I have no clue why lol. I've been posting the same way for 16 years on CE

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lmao

Why do they keep picking on you?

Stop being a weirdo then.

SydneySweenHero posted...

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

Fuckin' psychotic

jsb0714 posted...

Fuckin' psychotic

Sigless user logic of not reading the rest of the story smh

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Just silly negligible sex jokes >_> It's so odd

SydneySweenHero posted...

Sigless user logic of not reading the rest of the story smh

What can I say? I have standards.

jsb0714 posted...

What can I say? I have standards.

Big Bear Jim is rolling in his grave right now

I am really sick of this guy with a million accounts posting their >_> face under every single account. Your accounts get banned and you still come back.

Can you give it a break? Or at least post all of your account names so I can block them all? Thanks.

Seriously it's fucking spam and it's unnecessary.

Is there a reason you can't stick to one account? Why can't you stay as Neon Octopus?

<_<

Lol!!! The story

I'll get Hard for Neon later, in his honor!

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lol

wait did your main get banned this time?

thronedfire2 posted...

wait did your main get banned this time?

no, just my alts

someone post that melty post about neon

SSJGrimReaper posted...

someone post that melty post about neon

https://imgur.com/Ukomy7J
https://imgur.com/Gybdmwv
https://imgur.com/JG9s0uB
https://imgur.com/fztWPyw

what did you think of Neon as the last pick for Smash Ultimate? I feel that it was a good pick, however I feel that Neon's popularity has gone down. It would have felt like a huge deal if he was added to Brawl, or even Smash 4, however with Ultimate it felt more like 'yeah ok, sure'. What are your thoughts?