Current Events > Miracle drug discovered that destroys fat cells (for real this time)

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Tyranthraxus 01/18/22 6:06:32 PM #1:	Side effect: the way this thing metabolizes the fat cells makes a toxic byproduct that will kill you. https://newatlas.com/medical/enzyme-fat-cells-rapid-weight-loss-obese-mice/ --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961863742] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>Side effect: the way this thing metabolizes the fat cells makes a toxic byproduct that will kill you. https://newatlas.com/medical/enzyme-fat-cells-rapid-weight-loss-obese-mice/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrKapowski 01/18/22 6:07:49 PM #3:	At least I'll be skinny when I die --- So! You want to hear a story, eh? <cite>MrKapowski posted [p:961863797] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>At least I'll be skinny when I die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perfectinsanity 01/18/22 6:08:21 PM #4:	There is a price to pay for beauty --- Those who live are those who fight. <cite>Perfectinsanity posted [p:961863820] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>There is a price to pay for beauty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 01/18/22 6:09:02 PM #5:	I don't trust it if Dr. Oz isn't behind it --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:961863846] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>I don't trust it if Dr. Oz isn't behind it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rida_Go_To_Bed 01/18/22 6:13:35 PM #6:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I don't trust it if Dr. Oz isn't behind it ugh, this fuck face is running for Pennsylvania Senate, he isn't even from this state. --- Just try to handle this. <cite>Rida_Go_To_Bed posted [p:961863991] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I don't trust it if Dr. Oz isn't behind it</quote> ugh, this fuck face is running for Pennsylvania Senate, he isn't even from this state. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 01/19/22 10:50:29 PM #7:	So just get rid of the toxic byproduct --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:961903117] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>So just get rid of the toxic byproduct</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 01/19/22 10:51:03 PM #8:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] sounds like a win win to me --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:961903131] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> sounds like a win win to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/19/22 11:33:43 PM #9:	GiftedACIII posted... So just get rid of the toxic byproduct They're working on that but it's complicated. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961904021] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite> <quote>So just get rid of the toxic byproduct</quote>They're working on that but it's complicated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 01/21/22 7:52:43 PM #11:	hell yeah give me some --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:961958454] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>hell yeah give me some </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 01/21/22 7:52:58 PM #12:	Whether it works or not, it'll be prohibitively expensive anyway --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:961958459] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>Whether it works or not, it'll be prohibitively expensive anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shishiwakamaru 01/21/22 7:54:33 PM #13:	Who wants to win a Nobel Prize by discovering how to destroy the toxic byproduct? --- You've got to change your evil ways <cite>Shishiwakamaru posted [p:961958499] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>Who wants to win a Nobel Prize by discovering how to destroy the toxic byproduct? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/21/22 7:54:41 PM #14:	HylianFox posted... Whether it works or not, it'll be prohibitively expensive anyway Probably not. Insurance will cover it since no matter how expensive it is it's probably not as expensive as the problems associated with being fat as well as also being cheaper than bariatric surgery which is already covered. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961958503] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Whether it works or not, it'll be prohibitively expensive anyway</quote>Probably not. Insurance will cover it since no matter how expensive it is it's probably not as expensive as the problems associated with being fat as well as also being cheaper than bariatric surgery which is already covered. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 01/21/22 7:56:07 PM #15:	Tyranthraxus posted... the fat cells makes a toxic byproduct that will kill you. fuck that. i'll take my chances of a reduced lifespan for the lifestyle i chose. i'm not taking something that will harm me. it's bad as drinking bleach. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:961958531] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>the fat cells makes a toxic byproduct that will kill you.</quote> fuck that. i'll take my chances of a reduced lifespan for the lifestyle i chose. i'm not taking something that will harm me. it's bad as drinking bleach.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/21/22 7:57:48 PM #16:	kingdrake2 posted... fuck that. i'll take my chances of a reduced lifespan for the lifestyle i chose. i'm not taking something that will harm me. it's bad as drinking bleach. No it's worse than drinking bleach and if it wasn't obvious already this isn't getting past the mice testing stage until they can figure out a way to neutralize the toxins. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961958565] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>fuck that. i'll take my chances of a reduced lifespan for the lifestyle i chose. i'm not taking something that will harm me. it's bad as drinking bleach.</quote> No it's worse than drinking bleach and if it wasn't obvious already this isn't getting past the mice testing stage until they can figure out a way to neutralize the toxins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sphyx 01/21/22 8:00:18 PM #17:	Give it a few million dollars, and a pharmaceutical company will come up with a drug that converts that byproduct into fat. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. <cite>Sphyx posted [p:961958618] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>Give it a few million dollars, and a pharmaceutical company will come up with a drug that converts that byproduct into fat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 01/23/22 5:18:22 PM #19:	I hope this works. I need to get some of these pounds off. --- To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships. W.E.B. Du Bois <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:962010953] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>I hope this works. I need to get some of these pounds off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CobraGT 01/23/22 5:26:36 PM #20:	HylianFox posted... Whether it works or not, it'll be prohibitively expensive anyway Only in this country. --- GoldenSun/Crossbone Isle diagrams/ 18 teams known https://photobucket.com/u/SwordOfWheat/a/9990a2ee-25f3-4242-ae79-7d2d4b882be4 <cite>CobraGT posted [p:962011224] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Whether it works or not, it'll be prohibitively expensive anyway</quote> Only in this country. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 01/23/22 5:36:45 PM #21:	Just inject yourself with poison eating leeches or worms. Problem solved. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png http://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:962011566] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>Just inject yourself with poison eating leeches or worms. Problem solved. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1337toothbrush 01/25/22 10:22:27 AM #23:	We're going to need our fat cells with the upcoming nuclear winter. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:962060805] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>We're going to need our fat cells with the upcoming nuclear winter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 01/25/22 10:27:03 AM #24:	So I can become a poison rose! <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:962060910] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>So I can become a poison rose! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/25/22 10:29:29 AM #25:	This stuff is just AD-9 --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:962060974] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>This stuff is just AD-9 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/25/22 11:11:41 AM #26:	1337toothbrush posted... We're going to need our fat cells with the upcoming nuclear winter. Nah man. Being fat during nuclear winter means you're the first to go down when they start resorting to cannibalism. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:962061966] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite> <quote>We're going to need our fat cells with the upcoming nuclear winter.</quote>Nah man. Being fat during nuclear winter means you're the first to go down when they start resorting to cannibalism. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 01/25/22 11:13:09 AM #27:	Tyranthraxus posted... Nah man. Being fat during nuclear winter means you're the first to go down when they start resorting to cannibalism. But people don't resort to cannibalism until they get desperate. By that time, you'll have lost enough fat to be fitter and able to run away. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:962062017] in Miracle dr... [t:79859275]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Nah man. Being fat during nuclear winter means you're the first to go down when they start resorting to cannibalism.</quote>But people don't resort to cannibalism until they get desperate. By that time, you'll have lost enough fat to be fitter and able to run away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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