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Collat
01/15/22 5:06:20 PM
#51:


omega cookie posted...
She randomly pulls it out and happens to be standing on the correct planet, at the correct spot, with the correct orientation, for it to line up perfectly to tell her that the thing she was looking for was in the wreckage of the Deathstar.

Rey's entire character is basically someone who stumbled though the plot by accident.
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Paragon21XX
01/15/22 5:06:21 PM
#52:


CapnMuffin posted...
It still boggles me that so much care and consideration goes into the shows but for the films they had zero strategy and cohesion, even as a trilogy, and just shat whatever came out.
Reminds me of the chain story writing exercise I once did in high school: you have 10 minutes to start a story, the next person has 10 minutes to continue the story, and the last person has 10 minutes to conclude the story.

The finished product likely will not have a consistent plot if one person decides to do his own thing by showing complete disregard for the intent that one or more of the preceding contributors had before adding his part thereby leaving his successor to perform damage control for the now derailed story, especially if that person has to conclude a story that has added more issues than can realistically be solved in so little time

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Billyionaire
01/15/22 5:08:20 PM
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I remember how much CE (and the rest of the internet) overreacted to how great TFA was after it came out. I tried to tell y'all that shit wasn't that good but your fanboy hype wouldn't let you accept it

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Gobstoppers12
01/15/22 5:10:33 PM
#55:


Billyionaire posted...
I remember how much CE (and the rest of the internet) overreacted to how great TFA was after it came out. I tried to tell y'all that shit wasn't that good but your fanboy hype wouldn't let you accept it
TFA is still an excellent movie, and TLJ is awesome. RoS was a hell of a fumble, though.

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ghettoraider81
01/15/22 5:11:41 PM
#56:


OmegaShinkai posted...
A good story, for another time.


Still waiting lol

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01/15/22 5:13:47 PM
#57:


Billyionaire posted...
I remember how much CE (and the rest of the internet) overreacted to how great TFA was after it came out. I tried to tell y'all that shit wasn't that good but your fanboy hype wouldn't let you accept it
It was a very safe movie. Just going by the numbers and not attempting anything too bold.

Guess it's fine as an introduction to the characters, but then they had no idea what they were going to do after that.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/15/22 5:36:35 PM
#58:


Collat posted...
It was a very safe movie. Just going by the numbers and not attempting anything too bold.

Guess it's fine as an introduction to the characters, but then they had no idea what they were going to do after that.
It's not fine for the seventh film in a trilogy of trilogies.
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BlackBlueButts
01/15/22 5:40:42 PM
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Billyionaire posted...
There hasn't been a god Star Wars movie since, like, 1980.
Since ever

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marthsheretoo
01/15/22 5:41:08 PM
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I burst out laughing in the theater when she pulled out the little protractor. All the ways to move the plot forward and JJ thought "people will love this."

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ApherosyLove
01/15/22 5:49:27 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/7/AAZuMeAACz25.jpg

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Collat
01/15/22 6:02:48 PM
#62:


sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
It's not fine for the seventh film in a trilogy of trilogies.
Well the bar was already low by that point.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/15/22 6:06:47 PM
#63:


Collat posted...
Well the bar was already low by that point.
Lilely a big reason many fans were so disappointed. The sequel trilogy was squandered chance.
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ROBANN_88
01/15/22 6:10:12 PM
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https://imgur.com/S3tFR6B.png

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OudeGeuze
01/15/22 6:23:44 PM
#65:


The trilogy basically undoes the character development and significance of Luke and Anakin for absolutely nothing.
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Collat
01/15/22 6:24:07 PM
#66:


sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
It's not fine for the seventh film in a trilogy of trilogies.
Also Marvel has made the same movie more than 7 times by now. Guess it makes money.
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Rexdragon125
01/15/22 6:27:26 PM
#67:


Palpatine's return didn't come out of nowhere, it was first announced in Fortnite.

No, I'm not joking.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Palpatine%27s_broadcast
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008Zulu
01/15/22 6:34:21 PM
#68:


Rey: So how did you return?
Palpatine: I returned... somehow.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/15/22 6:39:06 PM
#69:


Collat posted...
Also Marvel has made the same movie more than 7 times by now. Guess it makes money.
I don't care nearly as much about the money made as I care more about the story and legacy
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CommonGrackle
01/15/22 6:48:07 PM
#70:


was it ever explained how he returned?
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AngelicRadiance
01/15/22 6:48:38 PM
#71:


CommonGrackle posted...
was it ever explained how he returned?
Somehow

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Guide
01/15/22 6:50:05 PM
#72:


Palpatine's forehead is nsfw

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AllHeDoesIsWin
01/15/22 7:37:00 PM
#73:


Collat posted...
Almost nobody stays dead. Boba Fett and Maul are alive again too.

They'll probably bring back an entirely CGI Count Dooku next, since they've already been using dead actors.
Hey relax. No one's ever really gone

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TldrReturns
01/15/22 7:40:03 PM
#74:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/8/AAfJPkAACs6s.jpg

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01/15/22 7:41:54 PM
#75:


TldrReturns posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/8/AAfJPkAACs6s.jpg
Lmao

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Mistere Man
01/15/22 7:46:33 PM
#76:


We can go the Stephen King route

Sometimes Palpatines come back

Sometimes Palpatines come back. . . Again!

Sometimes Palpatines come back. . . For more!


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IShall_Run_Amok
01/15/22 7:50:12 PM
#77:


CommonGrackle posted...
was it ever explained how he returned?
The movie explains it pretty clearly, nobody remembers because they're drunk at that point and the explanation isn't memeable. I don't remember what it is, either. I just remember going "oh yeah that makes sense" and five fucking seconds later I'm like "haha somehow they flow now go brr".

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OudeGeuze
01/15/22 8:09:31 PM
#78:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18NvN1B2Ak
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Tag365
01/15/22 8:50:00 PM
#79:


Palpatine already used clone bodies to return in the Legends (previously Expanded Universe) timeline. They straight up reused the main Palpatine returns in a clone body idea from the Legends timeline in the sequel trilogy.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Palpatine/Legends#Palpatine_reborn_.284.E2.80.9311_ABY.29

So, do you think Legends handled his return better?

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Godshammer666
01/15/22 10:57:58 PM
#80:


Mistere Man posted...
We can go the Stephen King route

Sometimes Palpatines come back

Sometimes Palpatines come back. . . Again!

Sometimes Palpatines come back. . . For more!

Ha!!! Call Kathleen Kennedy! You have Episodes 10-12
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ViewtifulGrave
01/16/22 9:52:44 AM
#81:


IShall_Run_Amok posted...
The movie explains it pretty clearly, nobody remembers because they're drunk at that point and the explanation isn't memeable. I don't remember what it is, either. I just remember going "oh yeah that makes sense" and five fucking seconds later I'm like "haha somehow they flow now go brr".
Its never explained in the movie. Only in outside material do they attempt to try and explain his return.

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Rapid99
01/16/22 10:43:52 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/9/AAWJGjAAB5jr.jpg

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