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TeaMilk
01/13/22 1:05:42 PM
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Background: for years I've had visceral and upsetting dreams revolving around poop/touching poop/having to clean huge amounts of poop

This time I was at my homophobic aunts house and I had to poop. I decided to use the basement bathroom because it was a big poop and I didn't want anyone to hear. For some reason there were 2 toilets in the room and I just picked the closest one without thinking. I dropped a huge nasty shit and then realized it was like a display toilet that wasn't hooked up to the plumbing or anything. I still had more in me so I moved to the other toilet to finish. I figured I would have to scoop the poop out of the first toilet and then clean it out before anyone noticed. Well it turned out the plumbing wasn't hooked up on the second toilet either. At this point my aunt comes in and gets really upset at all the poop. I explain to her I didnt know the toilets weren't hooked up and promised I would clean all the poop. She gives me some pipes or something to hook up the plumbing and my uncle comes in to help. Im so embarrassed about all my poop and beg him to never tell anyone. He tells me its ok and im a good kid and pulls out a plate of those nasty microwave pizza bagels we can share while we work on the plumbing

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ModLogic
01/13/22 1:09:21 PM
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i have nightmares about dirty toilets/public toilets and being trapped in them. i go to exit and instead of the door leading outside, the door leads back to the toilet.

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DB_Insider
01/13/22 1:09:49 PM
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Too many ice cream do dat to u

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SSJGrimReaper
01/13/22 1:12:34 PM
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i too have had nightmares about teamilk's homophobic aunt yelling at me while im poopin

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TeaMilk
01/13/22 1:56:52 PM
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ModLogic posted...
i have nightmares about dirty toilets/public toilets and being trapped in them. i go to exit and instead of the door leading outside, the door leads back to the toilet.
Oh that sucks :( I never really had nightmares about it, but I was always scared of falling into the outhouse toilets or getting locked in them

DB_Insider posted...
Too many ice cream do dat to u
I rarely eat ice cream!! I just had 6 bowls of cement that one time

SSJGrimReaper posted...
i too have had nightmares about teamilk's homophobic aunt yelling at me while im poopin
She was really nice to me growing up, like she was the only relative that made an effort to spend time with me. It wasn't til I was older I realized their family had some pretty weird Christian fundie beliefs

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Scotty_Rogers
01/13/22 1:57:51 PM
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This is a topic

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TeaMilk
01/13/22 1:59:32 PM
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What does post 6 say

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Scotty_Rogers
01/13/22 1:59:50 PM
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Lmao

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Spiderman23JII
01/13/22 2:07:10 PM
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have you ever had a poop nightmare featuring your Aunt before?

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TeaMilk
01/13/22 2:08:09 PM
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Spiderman23JII posted...
have you ever had a poop nightmare featuring your Aunt before?
I dont think so. I haven't seen her in forever, but they sent me an Xmas card I just saw so they were on my mind a little

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segasaturn
01/13/22 2:11:38 PM
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I think TeaMilk is the scat man

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SSJGrimReaper
01/13/22 2:17:29 PM
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all that poop is from eating too much cement!

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Spiderman23JII
01/13/22 2:37:25 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I dont think so. I haven't seen her in forever, but they sent me an Xmas card I just saw so they were on my mind a little

that's crazy i often have dreams like that

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Robot2600
01/13/22 2:58:06 PM
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you shouldnt be eating pizza bagels, or anything, while working with poop pipes

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AngelicRadiance
01/13/22 2:58:41 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
What does post 6 say
And 5 for that matter

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TeaMilk
01/13/22 3:24:29 PM
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segasaturn posted...
I think TeaMilk is the scat man
He was such a cool guy tbh, I really admire him

SSJGrimReaper posted...
all that poop is from eating too much cement!
But everyone poops dude

Spiderman23JII posted...
that's crazy i often have dreams like that
You have poop aunt dreams? Elaborate

Robot2600 posted...
you shouldnt be eating pizza bagels, or anything, while working with poop pipes
I totally agree, I thought it was gross but I ate some to be polite

AngelicRadiance posted...
And 5 for that matter
Lol uhh I quoted db_insideher, modlogic, and ssjgrimreaper

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nfearurspecimn
01/13/22 3:26:24 PM
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I honestly despite all my weird dreams, never really had poop nightmares, but sometimes I poop my pants in my dream and have to wash it off in the shower, which I DID dream about recently. Nothin' wrong with washing off some poop off your jeans and undies in the shower. Shit happens.

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Turbam
01/13/22 3:27:06 PM
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Your uncle sounds pretty cool

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modena
01/13/22 3:27:20 PM
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I had one last night where my old cat shit on the floor beside his litter, I could pick up the big bits with paper towels but more kept appearing on the side that was just mush.

It started bleeding through the paper towel and spreading around on my fingers. I woke myself up.

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SSJGrimReaper
01/13/22 3:32:05 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
But everyone poops dude
are you sure

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TeaMilk
01/13/22 3:32:52 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I honestly despite all my weird dreams, never really had poop nightmares, but sometimes I poop my pants in my dream and have to wash it off in the shower, which I DID dream about recently. Nothin' wrong with washing off some poop off your jeans and undies in the shower. Shit happens.
Do you ever have dreams where you put the poop in your butt n squish it all up?

Turbam posted...
Your uncle sounds pretty cool
Idk if he's that cool irl. He was always really reserved so I didn't get to know him that well

modena posted...
I had one last night where my old cat shit on the floor beside his litter, I could pick up the big bits with paper towels but more kept appearing on the side that was just mush.

It started bleeding through the paper towel and spreading around on my fingers. I woke myself up.
Dude thats gross lol. I've been wanting to get a cat but idk if I wanna handle poops all the time

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nfearurspecimn
01/13/22 3:35:00 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Do you ever have dreams where you put the poop in your butt n squish it all up?
no lol

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Xethuminra
01/13/22 3:46:58 PM
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Ive had amazing dreams the past few nights

1.) I had a Spiderman dream where I was Spiderman and had to travel to fight a guy in Hulkbuster armor who had teamed up with an evil Hulk to revive Thanos using some magic beads. It wasn't Bruce Banner tho because he was there to advise us but had lost his Hulk powers again. Scarlet Witch gave her powers to Captain Marvel, and she flew us around from location to location (Red Captain Marvel!). Thanos tried to lynch Dr Strange by his amulet and I had to swing over to save him. The guy in the Hulkbuster suit turned out to be the Green Goblin, and when we confronted him, he was hiding in an ornate skyscraper with a hall of mirrors illusion room, complete with these gorgeous gold gilded walls and black laquor marble flooring, and golden podiums on which he displayed super gimmicky enlarged computer chips bearing SpiderMan's chest symbol which he was planning to use to make SpiderSlayer robots with lol. I managed to keep him talking until the other Avengers arrived and arrested him lol. Amazing, amazing dream

The other one I'll sort of keep to myself. It was a VR dream and I think inspired by some of the Twilight Zone I've been watching. I could use it for something later. Definitely a cool premise XD
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modena
01/13/22 3:50:17 PM
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TeaMilk posted...


Dude thats gross lol. I've been wanting to get a cat but idk if I wanna handle poops all the time

Right,luckily my cat didn't do that so I knew it was a dream after it started to get unnecessarily nasty. I woke myself up and started a new dream lol


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Heartomaton
01/13/22 4:03:21 PM
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This topic reminds me of the Dad Soup Incident of 2021.

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Tobi011
01/13/22 5:29:14 PM
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I wish I had these type of nightmares. Mines usually involves cockroaches and being electrocuted by God.
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Shablagoo
01/13/22 5:31:11 PM
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idk if dis was an actual dream but ty for making me laugh out loud

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TeaMilk
01/13/22 10:44:27 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
are you sure
Yeah even girls tbh

Xethuminra posted...

Sorry but that sounds boring as FUCK you should watch something thats not superhero movies

Heartomaton posted...
This topic reminds me of the Dad Soup Incident of 2021.
Now THATS a poop nightmare

Shablagoo posted...
idk if dis was an actual dream but ty for making me laugh out loud
Well ok it was real. And it's not funny...

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Xethuminra
01/13/22 10:50:06 PM
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Have 2 dreams

One about the Twilight Zone, the other about Marvel

Decided to watch The Eternals tonight and ran into none other than....

Kumail Nanjiani! from The Comedian episode I liked so much

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Ruvan22
01/13/22 10:57:06 PM
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I'm trying to be delicate, I don't mean this in a mean way at all - when you dream is your wheelchair present in your dreams? I had to get glasses for about a year and remember them sometimes being in my dreams (not consistently though)
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TeaMilk
01/13/22 11:13:16 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
I'm trying to be delicate, I don't mean this in a mean way at all - when you dream is your wheelchair present in your dreams? I had to get glasses for about a year and remember them sometimes being in my dreams (not consistently though)
Lol don't worry about asking stuff like that. It honestly varies for me, I don't use the wheelchair inside my house so dreams where I dont go outside won't usually have a wheelchair. Sometimes in my dreams I am walking more than I could irl, and I notice that. Sometimes im just in the wheelchair.

I dont think there was any wheelchair in my poop dream

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kingdrake2
01/13/22 11:42:59 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
What does post 6 say


lets make some soup?

i'm aware that may not be the right answer but it's what i see.

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DarthDemented
01/13/22 11:45:34 PM
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You are not alone my friend. I, too, dream about pipes.

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KYOJIROKAGENUMA
01/13/22 11:46:27 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Lmao


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SSJGrimReaper
01/14/22 12:42:36 AM
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dream teamilk was sounding like that guy who farted on the mic during cornmans game

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pegusus123456
01/14/22 12:45:17 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nolq5EPpOcA

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TeaMilk
01/15/22 1:16:33 AM
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DarthDemented posted...
You are not alone my friend. I, too, dream about pipes.
poops too?

pegusus123456 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nolq5EPpOcA
Holy shit i need to play MGS3 again, i missed this one

SSJGrimReaper posted...
dream teamilk was sounding like that guy who farted on the mic during cornmans game
tootmilk

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pegusus123456
01/15/22 3:04:37 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Holy shit i need to play MGS3 again, i missed this one
It's a very specific radio message that I believe is only in the original PS2 game. When Snake is captured, you have to save your game before you escape. When you load back in, you're in Snake's nightmare which is a small little bit from a cancelled game called Guy Savage. When he wakes up, you call SIGINT and have that conversation.

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