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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 1:24:30 PM
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In total I lost $200 and left. But while that was going on, the guy next to me must've dropped like $1500 while I was there (and probably more after I left >_>). And he got into an argument with someone else at the table for not splitting his hand or some shit and causing the dealer to get 20. The other guy told him to fuck off and play your own hand (which he's right lol). It was really awkward to sit next to lol.

Man, I'm just there to relax and lose my money in peace >_> Addicts who take it seriously are so annoying

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SauI_Goodman
01/12/22 1:26:07 PM
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He probably does it as a full time job.

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s0nicfan
01/12/22 1:26:16 PM
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I hate blackjack tables specifically because it seems like there's always that one guy pissed that your very presence somehow prevents him from getting endless winning hands.

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knightmarexx
01/12/22 1:28:36 PM
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Gambling is the son of avarice and the father of despair.
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Spurner
01/12/22 1:28:47 PM
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While it sucks to have someone sitting to the dealers right who doesnt know what they are doing, it takes a real douche to sit there and bark at them about it. Move tables,

.or do what I do and get sloshed while playing video poker.
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Timmyjinkle
01/12/22 1:30:43 PM
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NeonCthulhu posted...
In total I lost $200 and left. But while that was going on, the guy next to me must've dropped like $1500 while I was there (and probably more after I left >_>). And he got into an argument with someone else at the table for not splitting his hand or some shit and causing the dealer to get 20. The other guy told him to fuck off and play your own hand (which he's right lol). It was really awkward to sit next to lol.

Man, I'm just there to relax and lose my money in peace >_> Addicts who take it seriously are so annoying

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Shadowplay
01/12/22 1:34:59 PM
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Why were you wasting your money at a casino to begin with? There are plenty of casino video games that do not cause you to lose money.

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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 1:39:18 PM
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Spurner posted...
While it sucks to have someone sitting to the dealers right who doesnt know what they are doing, it takes a real douche to sit there and bark at them about it. Move tables,

It wasn't something silly like standing on a 9. It was something niche: he had two 5s and hit on that >_> idk how often people split 5s but I don't lol

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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 1:39:46 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
Why were you wasting your money at a casino to begin with? There are plenty of casino video games that do not cause you to lose money.
But what if I win tho!?!?!

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viewmaster_pi
01/12/22 1:41:54 PM
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-breathing heavily, sweating- uhhh uhh okay i bet this topic purges at.... 32 posts yeah, yeah, and i'm good for it, you know i am, where's my bookie

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Maeiv
01/12/22 1:43:47 PM
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Thats why I play roulette

Blackjack tables are the worst

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Lost_All_Senses
01/12/22 1:45:51 PM
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One the best highs I ever had was from going on a 5+ hour winning streak. I only won like $500. But that was off $20. After that, I stayed away to not fall into the addiction. I had enough of those already

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SauI_Goodman
01/12/22 1:46:47 PM
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Maeiv posted...
Thats why I play roulette

Blackjack tables are the worst
Dont play craps my man

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Questionmarktarius
01/12/22 1:47:34 PM
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NeonCthulhu posted...
It was something niche: he had two 5s and hit on that >_> idk how often people split 5s but I don't lol
splitting 5s just seems dumb.
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Lost_All_Senses
01/12/22 1:49:01 PM
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Do your guyses casinos have the Royal Match option in blackjack? That's whereI kept winning

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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 1:50:20 PM
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the heck is royal match?

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EvalAngell
01/12/22 1:53:39 PM
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I'll never understand these blackjack know-it-alls who sit at $5 tables intended for casuals and get mad when someone plays the hand wrong. Go play in the high roller's room if you want to play so seriously. Or better yet, play 3 separate hands on the table to eliminate people from joining in.

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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 1:53:49 PM
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The $200 I had lasted me 2 hours at $20 a hand. I had a good time. The best I had was making $200 profit over 3 hours at blackjack

The worst I ever had was blowing $200 in 15 minutes. I literally got nothing but bad hands the whole time lol. I go in with the mindset of I'll probably lose it, but at least let me play for a decent amount of time >_>

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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 1:55:53 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
I'll never understand these blackjack know-it-alls who sit at $5 tables intended for casuals and get mad when someone plays the hand wrong. Go play in the high roller's room if you want to play so seriously. Or better yet, play 3 separate hands on the table to eliminate people from joining in.
So true.

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PrsdntHeidecker
01/12/22 1:58:20 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
Why were you wasting your money at a casino to begin with? There are plenty of casino video games that do not cause you to lose money.
Damn, this is some hardcore cringe.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/12/22 2:01:20 PM
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NeonCthulhu posted...
the heck is royal match?

It's a side bet. You get a small payout for, I think matching suits. And you get a 50x payout if it's KQ suited. I hit KQ suited 3 or 4 times throughout the night with $5 on it. I kept tipping the Dealer a 20 chip everytime I won >_<. I remember I had given the dealer like $80 by the end the night

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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 2:03:13 PM
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Oh those sidebet things where you bet if you get a 20 or suited pairs, etc.? I never fuck with them. I heard it's not worth it since the odds are against you on those.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/12/22 2:04:40 PM
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NeonCthulhu posted...
Oh those sidebet things where you bet if you get a 20 or suited paits, etc.? I never fuck with them. I heard it's not worth it since the odds are against you on those.

I believe that. They were showing me so much love tho. Getting $250 off a $5 bet was an insane feeling. And I got that feeling 3-4 times throughout the night. Everyone at the table cheers for you too. Unless you're with bitter people.

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Occupy_This
01/12/22 2:05:06 PM
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One time my wife and I put $10 each into a slot machine and we won a grand on the 1st spin. We immediately cashed out.


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Shadowplay
01/12/22 2:10:15 PM
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PrsdntHeidecker posted...
Damn, this is some hardcore cringe.
How is encouraging people to not invest their money in a legal scam "cringe?" Christ, CE has some of the most asinine takes.

EDIT: Of course I respond to a SMALtish account.

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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 2:12:05 PM
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Occupy_This posted...
One time my wife and I put $10 each into a slot machine and we won a grand on the 1st spin. We immediately cashed out.
That's the way to do it.

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eston
01/12/22 2:23:26 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
How is encouraging people to not invest their money in a legal scam "cringe?" Christ, CE has some of the most asinine takes.

EDIT: Of course I respond to a SMALtish account.
The short answer is that being at a casino is a different experience than sitting in your living room playing video games, and some people enjoy it. You also can win money. But referring to gambling as an investment is foolish, that's not how anyone should ever approach it

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synth_real
01/12/22 2:23:27 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
splitting 5s just seems dumb.
Splitting on those is just likely to make you go bust on one of them, there's a good chance you'll end up with 15 on one of the hands before you start hitting which would make me nervous, unless the dealer has a terrible card showing. Not splitting 5s was likely the right move, and the idiot just wanted to blame someone for why he was losing his shirt instead of getting up from the table and cutting his losses.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/12/22 2:25:03 PM
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NeonCthulhu posted...
he got into an argument with someone else at the table for not splitting his hand or some s*** and causing the dealer to get 20
There was likely no reason for that someone else to not split. Noobs do this all the time. Lrn2play
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eston
01/12/22 2:27:21 PM
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I'm no expert on blackjack but I really don't see much point in splitting 5s when you can hit on a 10

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Smashingpmkns
01/12/22 2:28:11 PM
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I live in Vegas and I can count on my fingers how many times I've played at a table. Just a really unenjoyable experience for me. I'd rather play all you can drink bingo lmao

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NeonCthulhu
01/12/22 2:28:52 PM
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eston posted...
I'm no expert on blackjack but I really don't see much point in splitting 5s when you can hit on a 10
Exactly. idk. I think it was because the dealer had a 4 showing I think? It just seemed silly to do regardless

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geshkigal
01/12/22 2:37:22 PM
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Spurner posted...
.or do what I do and get sloshed while playing video poker.

I'm gonna need to try this.

And yeah, you don't split on a 10... if anything, you double-down depending on dealer's card.


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Zeeak4444
01/12/22 3:13:34 PM
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NeonCthulhu posted...
Exactly. idk. I think it was because the dealer had a 4 showing I think? It just seemed silly to do regardless

I could understand doubling down but ya unless Im wrong Im pretty sure you dont ever split 5s. Like ever ever.


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EvalAngell
01/12/22 3:19:38 PM
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yeah you don't split 5s lol. you just about have a made hand with half the deck to work with.

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Smackems
01/12/22 3:24:38 PM
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Ain't even gotta go to a casino. Just go to a gas station and watch the fuckers playing the lottery all day

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MatzoTov
01/12/22 3:26:43 PM
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Splitting 5s when the dealer is showing a 4? That is one of the most obvious double-down plays in the game.

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NeonCthulhu
01/13/22 11:49:27 AM
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balls

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Lordgold666
01/13/22 6:09:00 PM
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Gambling is the worst

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Kakapo
01/13/22 6:15:20 PM
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Fuck gambling and fuck casinos.

My dad blew more than $500K over about 10 years at the casino here.

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NinjaWarrior455
01/13/22 6:16:32 PM
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I lost $50 at a table in less than 5 minutes and just got up after that. Wasn't gonna bother anymore and just played slots after that.

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Mother-Coconuts
01/13/22 6:20:44 PM
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Id rather just spend the money on a Craigslist masseuse
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