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HylianFox
01/07/22 4:04:45 PM
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"ooh look at me, I'm so rich and spoiled I have literally nothing to do but spend hours each day on some manicured field and whack a tiny ball at some flag way off in the distance. No, this land couldn't be put to better use. Don't be silly. Also, look at my ridiculous preppy outfit, don't you just wanna punch me?"

yeah, I have issues

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darkprince45
01/07/22 4:05:23 PM
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Yeah you do. I was looking at trying it for fun. Its 20 bucks a person and that includes a free drink and golf cart usage

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Giant_Aspirin
01/07/22 4:05:26 PM
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lacrosse is what attracted all of the fratboy / dudebros at my high school

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Giant_Aspirin
01/07/22 4:06:07 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Yeah you do. I was looking at trying it for fun. Its 20 bucks a person and that includes a free drink and golf cart usage

check out disc golf. it's usually free to play and discs are a LOT cheaper than clubs

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BaronAloha
01/07/22 4:06:24 PM
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Omnislasher
01/07/22 4:06:46 PM
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you're right, tc
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Naysaspace
01/07/22 4:06:52 PM
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douchy isn't really the word i would use. it's too high class to be douchy

but it's absolutely the most stuck-up and elitist sport. I mean Tiger woods was literally barred from high end country clubs when he was a kid merely because he was black. Lol. This was in the late 80s and early 90s, golf literally propagated segregation

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CornPop
01/07/22 4:08:09 PM
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Golf is great, sorry it triggers you TC.

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UnholyMudcrab
01/07/22 4:08:59 PM
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If the criteria are "sports that stuck-up out-of-touch rich people play" then I'd say polo beats golf handily.

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Naysaspace
01/07/22 4:10:18 PM
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Several years ago [1990] the PGA of America took the stance that they would not hold tournaments at venues that discriminated against blacks. Specifically they indicated that they would not hold tournaments that discriminated against people because of their race.

They said nothing about gender. There are no rules that I know of in which all-male clubs cannot hold a PGA tour event.

In 1990, when the PGA instituted the directive, several clubs decided that the rules were too restrictive and decided they would rather not host PGA tour events rather than allow members of color.

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Nukazie
01/07/22 4:11:56 PM
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pangya > real golf

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The Popo
01/07/22 4:12:25 PM
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Im not a fan of golf and I find watching it super boring, but you can play for very cheap at public courses. A 9-hole course doesnt take up a ridiculous amount of land, either.

Id say something equestrian would be more douchey, like polo.

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a-c-a-b
01/07/22 4:16:48 PM
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I've gotten into golf in the past 5 years because of my neighbour and his buddies.

It's fun. It's not like it's portrayed on TV. Golf is about going out with your buddies, drinking, whacking balls and rippin' around on a cart.

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Butterfiles
01/07/22 4:18:02 PM
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Golf is a waste of public land

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ThePrinceFish
01/07/22 4:19:32 PM
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Gotta be polo.

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Tsuyoi3
01/07/22 4:20:19 PM
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I mean, bull fights got the animal cruelty part, so there's that.

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Duncanwii
01/07/22 4:21:50 PM
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Mario Golf is my favorite Mario sports spinoff.

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Joelypoely
01/07/22 4:21:50 PM
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I do enjoy playing golf though I see it as more of a hobby than a sport.

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bigblu89
01/07/22 4:23:29 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
Golf is a waste of public land
That could be used for...?

In most states there's hundreds of thousands of acres of government owned land that is being unused.

At least the public golf courses generate money for the towns/cities/states.

There's not shortage of government owned land.

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Lordgold666
01/07/22 8:29:07 PM
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CornPop posted...
Golf is great, sorry it triggers you TC.


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K181
01/07/22 8:32:05 PM
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Polo or lacrosse

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
01/07/22 8:33:11 PM
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Polo.

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Nunyobidness
01/07/22 8:34:53 PM
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How about Yacht racing?
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CanuckCowboy
01/07/22 8:38:03 PM
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Imma say parkour simply cause I've only known a handful of people who did it and not one of them would ever stop telling you they did it.

Like over and over and over they would just find ways to bring up the fact they do parkour and its like yeah thats great you told me 80 times already.

Or crossfit cultists if thats a sport.

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Irony
01/07/22 8:41:47 PM
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No that'd be soccer

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brestugo
01/07/22 8:42:36 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Imma say parkour simply cause I've only known a handful of people who did it and not one of them would ever stop telling you they did it.

Like over and over and over they would just find ways to bring up the fact they do parkour and its like yeah thats great you told me 80 times already.


This. You win.


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electricbugs2
01/07/22 8:46:36 PM
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Irony posted...
No that'd be soccer
Hockey tbqh. And I say that as a former junior player, a lot of hockey players are complete blockheads.

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CanuckCowboy
01/07/22 8:51:31 PM
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brestugo posted...
This. You win.

Lol. So its not just a fluke with the dudes I've known. It's legitimately the weirdest thing.

Ive never seen that with any other sport or even hobby.

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CanuckCowboy
01/07/22 8:53:50 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Hockey tbqh. And I say that as a former junior player, a lot of hockey players are complete blockheads.

I have some good buddies who went as far as the dub and a lot of friends in hs played hockey and that said... this is 1000% true.

I wouldn't say biggest douchebags cause a lot of em are great dudes but holy shit hockey players really are something else.

If you asked what sport has the most perverted motherfuckers hockey wins for sure though.

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brestugo
01/07/22 8:56:27 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Lol. So its not just a fluke with the dudes I've known. It's legitimately the weirdest thing.

Ive never seen that with any other sport or even hobby.
Met two guys in my life who did that shit - individually and at two separate locations - and like 3 sentences in you get the parkour shit.

Then it's every third subject the rest of the afternoon/evening.

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ReaperCloud
01/07/22 8:57:57 PM
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I would also go with Polo.

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Questionmarktarius
01/07/22 8:58:46 PM
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You pretty much have to be a d-bag to play hockey.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
01/08/22 12:13:16 PM
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Also almost anything Equestrian. Like, training a horse to dance and prance and shit.

That is douche. High grade douche.

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bluezero
01/08/22 12:15:23 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
but it's absolutely the most stuck-up and elitist sport
What about polo though?

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The_Hat
01/08/22 12:19:35 PM
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It's also horrible for the environment

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