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Veggeta_MAX
01/06/22 9:18:47 PM
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Instead of calling the judge "your honor, call them "your majesty" instead.

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toreysback
01/06/22 9:22:14 PM
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instead of saying "may it please the court" say "may i please the court"

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MatzoTov
01/06/22 9:25:35 PM
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Literally never stop asking questions to your witnesses.

Can't lose if the trial doesn't end.

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UnholyMudcrab
01/06/22 9:30:14 PM
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Doesn't seem like it would be difficult to win a court battle. I bet most lawyers are terrible in a fight.

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ellis123
01/06/22 9:40:51 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Doesn't seem like it would be difficult to win a court battle. I bet most lawyers are terrible in a fight.
MvC has shown that not to be the case.

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toreysback
01/06/22 9:42:51 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Doesn't seem like it would be difficult to win a court battle. I bet most lawyers are terrible in a fight.

ha! now they can seek exemplary damages!

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