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PrsdntHeidecker
01/03/22 12:11:48 PM
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Or do you shoot new ones for when you want to send them?

I've got a selection of masterfully shot pics that have a high rate of success. But I've got this terrible recurring fear that someone is going to get into my phone and see them. I also read that the cell phone companies can access whatever you have on your phone at any given moment.

It's gotten bad to the point where I have nightmares about it. So I'm considering deleting them.

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Damn_Underscore
01/03/22 12:13:45 PM
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I have a tough time deciding because I've got a selection of masterfully shot pics that have a high rate of success. But I've got this terrible recurring fear that someone is going to get into my phone and see them. I also read that the cell phone companies can access whatever you have on your phone at any given moment.

It's gotten bad to the point where I have nightmares about it. So I'm considering deleting them.

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Dakimakura
01/03/22 12:14:36 PM
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I keep my duck pics in my pants.

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Pitlord_Special
01/03/22 12:16:09 PM
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Yes

I took this one just this weekend. Ive never seen such a stylish duck in my life

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/3/AASoyUAACxPL.jpg

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Jiek_Fafn
01/03/22 12:21:37 PM
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When I was planning to ask my now wife to marry me, I hid pictures of the ring in a folder called "dick pics". I figured that if for some reason she were in my phone, that she'd immediately stop and toss the phone away. To make it more believable, the thumbnail for the folder was a picture if me giving a thumbs up in my lap.

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DespondentDeity
01/03/22 12:29:17 PM
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If they work why would it matter who sees them?

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PrsdntHeidecker
01/03/22 12:36:03 PM
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Maybe because I don't want my Mom to see a picture of my cock?

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Damn_Underscore
01/03/22 12:46:00 PM
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PrsdntHeidecker posted...
Maybe because I don't want my Mom to see a picture of my cock?

What does she do when it cross at dawn?

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Heartomaton
01/03/22 12:47:27 PM
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Only ever taken one pic o' my dick, and I had zero reason to hang on to it.

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Everyonedies
01/03/22 12:48:52 PM
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PrsdntHeidecker posted...
Maybe because I don't want my Mom to see a picture of my cock?

Your mom has already seen it though. Probably more than any other woman in the world.

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dawiseone4
01/03/22 12:52:32 PM
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Yes.
Contrary to popular belief, women love dick pics.

As long as you actually have a nice lookin shlong. I've never had a negative reaction to my meat wagon, and often get requests for it.
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CobraGT
01/03/22 12:55:29 PM
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Credit check agencies know everything about you so they must keep a pic on your file.

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KStateKing17
01/03/22 1:09:38 PM
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Yeah, here's one

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/1/AAZ_LxAACTlz.png

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ApherosyLove
01/03/22 1:16:34 PM
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I have a database, yeah.

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Kiyune
01/03/22 1:55:08 PM
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dawiseone4 posted...
Yes.
Contrary to popular belief, women love dick pics.
Not all of them, I definitely don't


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FF_Redux
01/03/22 1:57:34 PM
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Got a folder called Nuds with about 200 pics most are my dick pics

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dawiseone4
01/03/22 9:46:36 PM
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Kiyune posted...
Not all of them, I definitely don't

that would require you to be a woman.
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Awakened_Link
01/03/22 9:50:54 PM
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...

Yall should be PM me and I'll rate them/10.

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Wasssup Now
01/03/22 9:59:59 PM
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The best looking girls check the metadata on pics. Sucks your dick isn't photogenic
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clyde_frog
01/03/22 10:05:11 PM
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PrsdntHeidecker posted...
Maybe because I don't want my Mom to see a picture of my cock?

why not?

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KStateKing17
01/03/22 10:07:44 PM
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Awakened_Link posted...
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Yall should be PM me and I'll rate them/10.
Such a task usually involves more than one judge.

So I've heard

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Damn_Underscore
01/03/22 11:26:02 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Such a task usually involves more than one judge.

So I've heard

Do they have American Idol for dicks?

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KStateKing17
01/03/22 11:40:09 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Do they have American Idol for dicks?
I'd fucking kill for that position.

"It's a nice dick honey, it's just not the right fit for this show"

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CobraGT
01/05/22 2:11:04 PM
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Why not? If everyone texts dick pics on a daily basis, it may become weird not to send one.

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