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PuppetPalClem 01/02/22 11:05:20 AM #1:	A stocking stuffer we got this holiday was sweet potato flavored coffee bought from our university. Shes such an optimist, bless her heart. Well open it and smell it! I love sweet potatoes! Opened it. Smelled like a gas station cappuccino machine. Im sure itll taste good! Tried telling her it was going to taste as chemically as it smelled. Wake up this morning. She starts making coffee. We use a French press, so it takes a second. I ask her NOT to make the sweet potato coffee. I wont! But Im sure its not that bad! She comes in 10 minutes later with two mugs of sweet potato coffee. Id just feel so badly if we didnt use the gift we got! Again, bless her heart, shes too good for me. I just nod and wait for her to try it first. She takes her sip and sits there for a moment. Then she grabs both mugs and tosses them out. I cant tell you guys how much time is spent not being listened to in married life. --- bonk <cite>PuppetPalClem posted [p:961407029] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>A stocking stuffer we got this holiday was sweet potato flavored coffee bought from our university. Shes such an optimist, bless her heart. Well open it and smell it! I love sweet potatoes! Opened it. Smelled like a gas station cappuccino machine. Im sure itll taste good! Tried telling her it was going to taste as chemically as it smelled. Wake up this morning. She starts making coffee. We use a French press, so it takes a second. I ask her NOT to make the sweet potato coffee. I wont! But Im sure its not that bad! She comes in 10 minutes later with two mugs of sweet potato coffee. Id just feel so badly if we didnt use the gift we got! Again, bless her heart, shes too good for me. I just nod and wait for her to try it first. She takes her sip and sits there for a moment. Then she grabs both mugs and tosses them out. I cant tell you guys how much time is spent not being listened to in married life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 01/02/22 11:06:16 AM #2:	Yeah me too. A stocking stuffer we got this holiday was sweet potato flavored coffee bought from our university. Shes such an optimist, bless her heart. Well open it and smell it! I love sweet potatoes! Opened it. Smelled like a gas station cappuccino machine. Im sure itll taste good! Tried telling her it was going to taste as chemically as it smelled. Wake up this morning. She starts making coffee. We use a French press, so it takes a second. I ask her NOT to make the sweet potato coffee. I wont! But Im sure its not that bad! She comes in 10 minutes later with two mugs of sweet potato coffee. Id just feel so badly if we didnt use the gift we got! Again, bless her heart, shes too good for me. I just nod and wait for her to try it first. She takes her sip and sits there for a moment. Then she grabs both mugs and tosses them out. I cant tell you guys how much time is spent not being listened to in married life. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://i.imgur.com/J9Vhyjv.png <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:961407044] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Yeah me too. A stocking stuffer we got this holiday was sweet potato flavored coffee bought from our university. Shes such an optimist, bless her heart. Well open it and smell it! I love sweet potatoes! Opened it. Smelled like a gas station cappuccino machine. Im sure itll taste good! Tried telling her it was going to taste as chemically as it smelled. Wake up this morning. She starts making coffee. We use a French press, so it takes a second. I ask her NOT to make the sweet potato coffee. I wont! But Im sure its not that bad! She comes in 10 minutes later with two mugs of sweet potato coffee. Id just feel so badly if we didnt use the gift we got! Again, bless her heart, shes too good for me. I just nod and wait for her to try it first. She takes her sip and sits there for a moment. Then she grabs both mugs and tosses them out. I cant tell you guys how much time is spent not being listened to in married life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 01/02/22 11:06:29 AM #3:	Your wife is precious. --- CE's friendly neighborhood rationalist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:961407051] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Your wife is precious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 01/02/22 11:07:04 AM #4:	You sound like an asshole --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:961407062] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>You sound like an asshole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PuppetPalClem 01/02/22 11:07:42 AM #5:	Naysaspace posted... You sound like an asshole I for sure am. No idea why this angel is with me. --- bonk <cite>PuppetPalClem posted [p:961407075] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite> <quote>You sound like an asshole</quote>I for sure am. No idea why this angel is with me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 01/02/22 11:08:12 AM #6:	I tell her all kinds of stuff --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:961407086] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>I tell her all kinds of stuff </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/02/22 11:08:23 AM #7:	Spend all morning calling her your sweet potato. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:961407087] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Spend all morning calling her your sweet potato. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedLuigi 01/02/22 11:08:59 AM #8:	Yeah but, you didnt even try it so how would you know anything? --- It's-a-me! Green Mario! <cite>RedLuigi posted [p:961407102] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but, you didnt even try it so how would you know anything? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/02/22 11:10:38 AM #9:	We already have a poster with this gimmick --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:961407131] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>We already have a poster with this gimmick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PuppetPalClem 01/02/22 11:11:54 AM #10:	RedLuigi posted... Yeah but, you didnt even try it so how would you know anything? 1) My university makes.not so good products. We have our own dairy program and pump out two tasteless flavors of cheddar and pepper jack. And thats it. They wont even try to make different kinds. 2) Weirdly flavored coffee is bad p much always. You can tell almost immediately how it will taste by the smell of the grounds. --- bonk <cite>PuppetPalClem posted [p:961407156] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>RedLuigi posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah but, you didnt even try it so how would you know anything?</quote>1) My university makes.not so good products. We have our own dairy program and pump out two tasteless flavors of cheddar and pepper jack. And thats it. They wont even try to make different kinds. 2) Weirdly flavored coffee is bad p much always. You can tell almost immediately how it will taste by the smell of the grounds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 01/02/22 11:15:34 AM #11:	Sorry, I wasn't listening, can you say that again? --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:961407215] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Sorry, I wasn't listening, can you say that again? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PuppetPalClem 01/02/22 11:16:26 AM #12:	Funkydog posted... Sorry, I wasn't listening, can you say that again? EROTIC! --- bonk <cite>PuppetPalClem posted [p:961407238] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>Sorry, I wasn't listening, can you say that again?</quote>EROTIC! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chrknu 01/02/22 11:23:00 AM #14:	Imagine how many friends of her says bless her little heart when they talk about mr. Negative --- Hell is not a place you go if you're not a Christian, it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition -Immortal Technique <cite>Chrknu posted [p:961407356] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Imagine how many friends of her says bless her little heart when they talk about mr. Negative </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PuppetPalClem 01/02/22 11:24:02 AM #15:	Chrknu posted... Imagine how many friends of her says bless her little heart when they talk about mr. Negative Dont let my flawless image of her mislead you. We talk mad cynical shit together. --- bonk <cite>PuppetPalClem posted [p:961407376] in Can't tell... [t:79836444]...</cite> <quote>Chrknu posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine how many friends of her says bless her little heart when they talk about mr. Negative </quote>Dont let my flawless image of her mislead you. We talk mad cynical shit together. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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