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Duncanwii
01/01/22 8:47:03 AM
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This is because of two things: Its powerful legs, and houses cannot jump.

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Xavier_On_High
01/01/22 8:48:37 AM
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You're the next Norm Macdonald.

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roos1046 Reborn
01/01/22 8:53:21 AM
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*than


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Duncanwii
01/01/22 9:00:41 AM
#4:


Technically you don't need a parachute to skydive, you just need one to do it more then once.

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Duncanwii
01/01/22 9:18:23 AM
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Spiders are the only web designers that enjoy finding bugs.

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Duncanwii
01/01/22 9:56:50 AM
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Blue Whales are so large that if you laid one end to end on a Basketball court the game would probably get cancelled

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SSJGrimReaper
01/01/22 9:59:40 AM
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someone give dunc a animal planet show

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roos1046 Reborn
01/01/22 10:06:07 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Technically you don't need a parachute to skydive, you just need one to do it more then once.

*than

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Laserion
01/01/22 10:07:40 AM
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Duncan, go learn "then" vs "than".

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kirbymuncher
01/01/22 10:10:07 AM
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I have had this pic saved for nearly 10 years waiting for this exact moment

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Duncanwii
01/01/22 10:11:48 AM
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History teacher: Name one modern day advantage you have over Issac Newton.

Student: Well that's easy, I'm not dead.

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MrKapowski
01/01/22 10:30:32 AM
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What do you call a dad joke told by a man who has never had sex?

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Pepys Monster
01/01/22 10:33:31 AM
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Damn, Duncan is crushing it ITT.

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Vyrulisse
01/01/22 10:36:08 AM
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Lol actually made me laugh with these.

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