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Rob Cesternino
01/01/22 3:00:08 AM
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You heard right.

Post here and you'll get laid in 2022. I guarantee it.

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BewmHedshot
01/01/22 3:00:59 AM
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Okay
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Master Kazuya
01/01/22 3:01:44 AM
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Alteres
01/01/22 3:02:05 AM
#5:


dips? wha?

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Father_
01/01/22 3:02:12 AM
#6:


Doubtful

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Payzmaykr
01/01/22 3:02:46 AM
#7:


New Years black magic?

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Heartomaton
01/01/22 3:04:19 AM
#8:


I do not believe you.

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Ryuko_Chan
01/01/22 3:07:34 AM
#9:


c

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_Krave_
01/01/22 3:11:40 AM
#10:


So far so bad. Wanted to ring in the new year making love to my wife and she said "nah, not tonight."

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g0ldie
01/01/22 3:16:17 AM
#11:


do multiple posts improve my chances, and if so, is it based on a multiplier kinda system?

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Unspecified_NPC
01/01/22 3:21:11 AM
#12:


Doubt

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GGuirao13
01/01/22 3:32:34 AM
#13:


Okay.

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KnightofShikari
01/01/22 3:33:54 AM
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!remindme 356 days

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Returning_CEmen
01/01/22 3:34:05 AM
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I have you tagged as promised Id get laid in 2015 but that never happened

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sutree
01/01/22 3:35:52 AM
#16:


woah is this real?

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AsucaHayashi
01/01/22 3:45:09 AM
#17:


what's gonna happen if nobody gets laid?

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ForsakenHermit
01/01/22 3:45:57 AM
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I'm only doing this in some Pascal's wager sense.

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Umbreon
01/01/22 3:46:54 AM
#19:


AsucaHayashi posted...
what's gonna happen if nobody gets laid?

War

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MarbyIsBack
01/01/22 3:56:50 AM
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Posting in here just to prove you wrong.

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IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 4:00:54 AM
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What if I have the clap?

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Nukazie
01/01/22 4:09:03 AM
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um sure

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BloodMoon7
01/01/22 4:09:44 AM
#23:


Nuh uh. I forbid it in fact.

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The Rogue Cobra
01/01/22 4:13:48 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/70rhbo6.mp4

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Just_a_loser
01/01/22 4:34:04 AM
#25:


Can't hurt.

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CornPop
01/01/22 4:34:28 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/2/AAec9SAACwwO.jpg

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darkmaian23
01/01/22 4:38:02 AM
#27:


YES! Also, is there any benefit to posting more than once? Asking for a friend.
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TheSuperLotion
01/01/22 4:46:08 AM
#28:


Seems possible
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Lvaneede
01/01/22 4:46:53 AM
#29:


Sounds good

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Jefejonny
01/01/22 5:07:50 AM
#30:


!

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Your so edgy
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AldousIsDead
01/01/22 5:15:38 AM
#31:


*sigh*

*unzips*

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MrMelodramatic
01/01/22 5:35:59 AM
#32:


Well see

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Shadilay
01/01/22 5:47:06 AM
#33:


Archive this topic and do a check back at the end of the year.
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rexcrk
01/01/22 6:17:39 AM
#34:


What if I dont care about getting laid and just want to find a nice girl to be in a real relationship with?

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rab123
01/01/22 7:10:22 AM
#35:


These topics never work :)
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Hollowshy
01/01/22 7:14:29 AM
#36:


o

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Ryven
01/01/22 7:15:57 AM
#37:


I haven't been laid in 7 years. But okay. Let's go.

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thronedfire2
01/01/22 8:37:05 AM
#38:


Do you owe us all $100 if we dont?

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KogaSteelfang
01/01/22 10:19:19 AM
#39:


Not gonna happen.

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