Current Events > Your crush wakes you up and asks ''Hey bestie, could you help me zip this up?''

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V-E-G-Y- 12/28/21 8:51:35 AM #1:	https://i.redd.it/s3o4000tf5381.jpg She's getting ready to go see her BF for a good day of fucking --- http://i.imgur.com/L6MQGtI.gif http://i.imgur.com/HAj1Ocp.gif http://i.imgur.com/Op6gMTg.gif http://i.imgur.com/hNkY6mv.gif <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:961274110] in Your crush... [t:79829448]...</cite> <quote>https://i.redd.it/s3o4000tf5381.jpg She's getting ready to go see her BF for a good day of fucking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 12/28/21 8:54:39 AM #2:	Why are you in my house? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:961274144] in Your crush... [t:79829448]...</cite> <quote>Why are you in my house? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/28/21 8:58:55 AM #3:	I unzip it and we proceed to have steamy lesbian action non-stop and it's amazing and then I pass out as the big spoon --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:961274206] in Your crush... [t:79829448]...</cite> <quote>I unzip it and we proceed to have steamy lesbian action non-stop and it's amazing and then I pass out as the big spoon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/28/21 9:16:21 AM #4:	I brandish my katana, and aim it straight at her and politely yet firmly tell her "never awaken me from a nap again, wench" Then I poke the tip of the katana into the hole of the zipper, and close her shirt --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:961274479] in Your crush... [t:79829448]...</cite> <quote>I brandish my katana, and aim it straight at her and politely yet firmly tell her "never awaken me from a nap again, wench" Then I poke the tip of the katana into the hole of the zipper, and close her shirt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 12/28/21 9:42:39 AM #5:	I jizz myself uncontrollably and then piss and shit on the walls --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - http://imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - http://imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:961274946] in Your crush... [t:79829448]...</cite> <quote>I jizz myself uncontrollably and then piss and shit on the walls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 12/28/21 9:45:19 AM #6:	Shes tall, her head is hitting the ceiling! --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:961274986] in Your crush... [t:79829448]...</cite> <quote>Shes tall, her head is hitting the ceiling! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 12/28/21 10:26:30 AM #7:	Why would she do this to meee --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:961275795] in Your crush... [t:79829448]...</cite> <quote>Why would she do this to meee </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 12/29/21 7:59:59 PM #8:	Returning_CEmen posted... Why would she do this to meee --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:961315642] in Your crush... [t:79829448]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted...</cite> <quote>Why would she do this to meee </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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