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Cotton_Eye_Joe 12/25/21 3:19:58 PM #1:	Yes --- Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it. <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:961206996] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 12/25/21 3:20:24 PM #2:	Uhh, no. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:961207003] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Uhh, no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/25/21 3:20:47 PM #3:	Sure. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:961207014] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 12/25/21 3:22:54 PM #4:	What's the downside? --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:961207068] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>What's the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DowntownMrSmith 12/25/21 3:24:48 PM #5:	MabusIncarnate posted... What's the downside? It will corrupt you so it's all you can think about, similar to heroin addiction. <cite>DowntownMrSmith posted [p:961207110] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>What's the downside?</quote> It will corrupt you so it's all you can think about, similar to heroin addiction. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/25/21 3:26:20 PM #6:	DowntownMrSmith posted... It will corrupt you so it's all you can think about, similar to heroin addiction. MabusIncarnate posted... What's the downside? Jk --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:961207143] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>DowntownMrSmith posted... </cite> <quote>It will corrupt you so it's all you can think about, similar to heroin addiction.</quote> MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>What's the downside? </quote>Jk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 12/25/21 3:28:19 PM #8:	Topic doesn't say you have to keep the fuckin' thing. Collect $1,000. Acquire the One Ring. Throw One Ring into lake. Enjoy $1,000. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961207189] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Topic doesn't say you have to keep the fuckin' thing. Collect $1,000. Acquire the One Ring. Throw One Ring into lake. Enjoy $1,000. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 12/25/21 3:33:31 PM #9:	Heartomaton posted... Topic doesn't say you have to keep the fuckin' thing. Collect $1,000. Acquire the One Ring. Throw One Ring into lake. Enjoy $1,000. Smeagol murdered his cousin over the ring within minutes of finding it. That is a terrible idea. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:961207266] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Topic doesn't say you have to keep the fuckin' thing. Collect $1,000. Acquire the One Ring. Throw One Ring into lake. Enjoy $1,000.</quote> Smeagol murdered his cousin over the ring within minutes of finding it. That is a terrible idea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devilanse333 12/25/21 3:34:31 PM #10:	Heartomaton posted... Topic doesn't say you have to keep the fuckin' thing. Collect $1,000. Acquire the One Ring. Throw One Ring into lake. Enjoy $1,000. The nature of the ring is you are under its spell and will not toss it into a lake. Try again. --- XBOX Live Gamertag: DevilAnse33v2 PSN: DevilAnse33 <cite>Devilanse333 posted [p:961207286] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Topic doesn't say you have to keep the fuckin' thing. Collect $1,000. Acquire the One Ring. Throw One Ring into lake. Enjoy $1,000.</quote> The nature of the ring is you are under its spell and will not toss it into a lake. Try again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/25/21 3:35:36 PM #11:	The ring is mine. smiles and slowly puts ring on finger --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:961207313] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>The ring is mine. smiles and slowly puts ring on finger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/25/21 3:38:18 PM #12:	Devilanse333 posted... The nature of the ring is you are under its spell and will not toss it into a lake. Try again. Maybe if you have the willpower of a hobbit. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961207351] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Devilanse333 posted... </cite> <quote>The nature of the ring is you are under its spell and will not toss it into a lake. Try again.</quote> Maybe if you have the willpower of a hobbit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendary_zell 12/25/21 3:42:26 PM #13:	It's okay, I'll just put it on for a little bit..... --- I gotta be righteous, I gotta be me, I gotta be conscious, I gotta be free, I gotta be able, I gotta attack, I gotta be stable, I gotta be black. <cite>legendary_zell posted [p:961207436] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>It's okay, I'll just put it on for a little bit..... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 12/25/21 3:43:09 PM #14:	Heartomaton posted... Maybe if you have the willpower of a hobbit. The secret is simply having two breakfasts. It gives you the constitution necessary to resist the ring. <cite>Glob posted [p:961207452] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe if you have the willpower of a hobbit.</quote> The secret is simply having two breakfasts. It gives you the constitution necessary to resist the ring. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 12/25/21 3:45:44 PM #15:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Even the dwarves were corrupted by their rings. Not to the extent of the other races, but the corruption was there --- teep does not dream of logical witch <cite>teep_ posted [p:961207500] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Even the dwarves were corrupted by their rings. Not to the extent of the other races, but the corruption was there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 12/25/21 3:53:11 PM #16:	teep_ posted... Even the dwarves were corrupted by their rings. Not to the extent of the other races, but the corruption was there But how many breakfasts did they have? <cite>Glob posted [p:961207639] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite> <quote>Even the dwarves were corrupted by their rings. Not to the extent of the other races, but the corruption was there</quote> But how many breakfasts did they have? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 12/25/21 4:02:26 PM #17:	PMarth2002 posted... Smeagol murdered his cousin over the ring within minutes of finding it. That is a terrible idea. Smeagol was a sick fuck who was planning on doing that anyways. Thats why he brought him out on that boat. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:961207805] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>PMarth2002 posted... </cite> <quote>Smeagol murdered his cousin over the ring within minutes of finding it. That is a terrible idea.</quote> Smeagol was a sick fuck who was planning on doing that anyways. Thats why he brought him out on that boat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devilanse333 12/25/21 5:44:33 PM #18:	Heartomaton posted... Maybe if you have the willpower of a hobbit. Ok, so Hobbits are the only ones vulnerable to the ring? Youve doubled down, care to triple down? --- XBOX Live Gamertag: DevilAnse33v2 PSN: DevilAnse33 <cite>Devilanse333 posted [p:961210128] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe if you have the willpower of a hobbit.</quote> Ok, so Hobbits are the only ones vulnerable to the ring? Youve doubled down, care to triple down? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 12/25/21 5:45:13 PM #19:	can I slip it on my peanous? --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:961210145] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>can I slip it on my peanous? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 12/25/21 5:47:04 PM #20:	ApherosyLove posted... can I slip it on my peanous? It changes size, but I don't think it gets that small. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:961210200] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted... </cite> <quote>can I slip it on my peanous?</quote>It changes size, but I don't think it gets that small. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 12/25/21 5:48:23 PM #21:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] well you're going to become miserly as fuck and then a dragon will come eat you, enjoy. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:961210232] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> well you're going to become miserly as fuck and then a dragon will come eat you, enjoy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 12/25/21 6:15:28 PM #23:	Devilanse333 posted... Ok, so Hobbits are the only ones vulnerable to the ring? Youve doubled down, care to triple down? Hobbits aren't real. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961210786] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Devilanse333 posted... </cite> <quote>Ok, so Hobbits are the only ones vulnerable to the ring? Youve doubled down, care to triple down?</quote> Hobbits aren't real. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/25/21 6:16:04 PM #24:	give me --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:961210799] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>give me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 12/25/21 6:29:32 PM #26:	AldousIsDead posted... It changes size, but I don't think it gets that small. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/2/AAZuMeAACJ5q.png --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:961211055] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>AldousIsDead posted... </cite> <quote>It changes size, but I don't think it gets that small.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/2/AAZuMeAACJ5q.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 12/25/21 6:34:56 PM #27:	Bestow $1K unto me, comrade. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:961211174] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Bestow $1K unto me, comrade. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kinetika_ 12/25/21 6:36:55 PM #28:	AldousIsDead posted... It changes size, but I don't think it gets that small. Lol. And to answer the question... hell no. To be slave to that ring requires $1 billion, at the least. I have incredible willpower, but I'm not going to have it tested like that unless I'm filthy rich. --- PSN: PurifyNothing <cite>kinetika_ posted [p:961211210] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>AldousIsDead posted... </cite> <quote>It changes size, but I don't think it gets that small.</quote> Lol. And to answer the question... hell no. To be slave to that ring requires $1 billion, at the least. I have incredible willpower, but I'm not going to have it tested like that unless I'm filthy rich. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 12/25/21 6:49:49 PM #29:	Get the ring a ring wraith rides up to me and asks for it i hand it over whats the problem <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:961211512] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Get the ring a ring wraith rides up to me and asks for it i hand it over whats the problem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
257Loner 12/25/21 6:55:48 PM #30:	Kloe_Rinz posted... Get the ring a ring wraith rides up to me and asks for it i hand it over whats the problem The world is now under Saurons control and the legends will say it was all your fault. --- "Cloud will strike the final blow against Sephiroth, and whisper into his ear: pwned." - E_S_M_Z <cite>257Loner posted [p:961211647] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>Get the ring a ring wraith rides up to me and asks for it i hand it over whats the problem</quote>The world is now under Saurons control and the legends will say it was all your fault. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 12/25/21 7:08:34 PM #31:	257Loner posted... The world is now under Saurons control and the legends will say it was all your fault. I couldnt resist the power plus it was duress <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:961211956] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>257Loner posted... </cite> <quote>The world is now under Saurons control and the legends will say it was all your fault.</quote>I couldnt resist the power plus it was duress </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 12/25/21 7:09:52 PM #32:	I spent the 1k on finger removal surgery but now I have a toe ring Can't win --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:961211986] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>I spent the 1k on finger removal surgery but now I have a toe ring Can't win </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devilanse333 12/25/21 8:46:59 PM #33:	Heartomaton posted... Hobbits aren't real. Neither is the ring. --- XBOX Live Gamertag: DevilAnse33v2 PSN: DevilAnse33 <cite>Devilanse333 posted [p:961213945] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Hobbits aren't real.</quote> Neither is the ring. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/25/21 9:16:16 PM #34:	Heartomaton posted... Hobbits aren't real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32s1zi4SwaE --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:961214610] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Hobbits aren't real.</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32s1zi4SwaE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 12/25/21 9:22:14 PM #35:	Canonically speaking, the mere sight of the one ring would be enough to send all but the most pure hearted and stalwart of humans into a frenzy of obsession with it and automatically do its bidding. Nah man. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:961214756] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Canonically speaking, the mere sight of the one ring would be enough to send all but the most pure hearted and stalwart of humans into a frenzy of obsession with it and automatically do its bidding. Nah man. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 12/25/21 9:26:11 PM #36:	Vegy is like tom bombadill of ce --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/179741-omega-labyrinth/79814320 <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:961214839] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Vegy is like tom bombadill of ce </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dingydang166 12/25/21 9:26:17 PM #37:	I never read the books but I don't understand the deal with the ring. Like, every time I see a character with it they just hold it and stare at it, and sometimes go invisible. Does it do anything ACTUALLY powerful? I want to wear the fucker and then go out and cut mountains in half, not fucking jerk off with it. I don't care what "power" it has, if my ass can't use it then it can go fuck itself. <cite>Dingydang166 posted [p:961214842] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>I never read the books but I don't understand the deal with the ring. Like, every time I see a character with it they just hold it and stare at it, and sometimes go invisible. Does it do anything ACTUALLY powerful? I want to wear the fucker and then go out and cut mountains in half, not fucking jerk off with it. I don't care what "power" it has, if my ass can't use it then it can go fuck itself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/25/21 9:26:33 PM #38:	Devilanse333 posted... Neither is the ring. The $1,000 isn't real. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961214850] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Devilanse333 posted... </cite> <quote>Neither is the ring.</quote> The $1,000 isn't real. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 12/25/21 9:28:56 PM #39:	Dingydang166 posted... I never read the books but I don't understand the deal with the ring. Like, every time I see a character with it they just hold it and stare at it, and sometimes go invisible. Does it do anything ACTUALLY powerful? I want to wear the fucker and then go out and cut mountains in half, not fucking jerk off with it. I don't care what "power" it has, if my ass can't use it then it can go fuck itself. Five minute explainer: https://youtu.be/WKU0qDpu3AM Tl;dnw - there are only downsides for any human in possession of it, and any temporarily perceived upsides are just an illusion setting them up for the mother of all crashes. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:961214893] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Dingydang166 posted... </cite> <quote>I never read the books but I don't understand the deal with the ring. Like, every time I see a character with it they just hold it and stare at it, and sometimes go invisible. Does it do anything ACTUALLY powerful? I want to wear the fucker and then go out and cut mountains in half, not fucking jerk off with it. I don't care what "power" it has, if my ass can't use it then it can go fuck itself.</quote> Five minute explainer: https://youtu.be/WKU0qDpu3AM Tl;dnw - there are only downsides for any human in possession of it, and any temporarily perceived upsides are just an illusion setting them up for the mother of all crashes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 12/25/21 9:36:02 PM #40:	Vegy is tom bombadill --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/179741-omega-labyrinth/79814320 <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:961215051] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Vegy is tom bombadill </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/25/21 9:51:43 PM #41:	DowntownMrSmith posted... It will corrupt you so it's all you can think about, similar to heroin addiction. I'm already corrupt, tho... <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961215400] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>DowntownMrSmith posted... </cite> <quote>It will corrupt you so it's all you can think about, similar to heroin addiction.</quote>I'm already corrupt, tho... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 12/25/21 9:53:57 PM #42:	Glob posted... The secret is simply having two breakfasts. It gives you the constitution necessary to resist the ring. Thats absurd. It's elevensies that seals the deal. --- "I've got a plan so cunning you could slap a tail on it and call it a weasel." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:961215442] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite> <quote>The secret is simply having two breakfasts. It gives you the constitution necessary to resist the ring.</quote> Thats absurd. It's elevensies that seals the deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 12/25/21 9:55:24 PM #43:	K181 posted... Canonically speaking, the mere sight of the one ring would be enough to send all but the most pure hearted and stalwart of humans into a frenzy of obsession with it and automatically do its bidding. Nah man. Is there inherently a Sauron now because the rings exists? Cause otherwise it might not really have any will and you'd be addicted but without the downsides. --- "I've got a plan so cunning you could slap a tail on it and call it a weasel." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:961215480] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>K181 posted... </cite> <quote>Canonically speaking, the mere sight of the one ring would be enough to send all but the most pure hearted and stalwart of humans into a frenzy of obsession with it and automatically do its bidding. Nah man.</quote> Is there inherently a Sauron now because the rings exists? Cause otherwise it might not really have any will and you'd be addicted but without the downsides. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 12/25/21 10:03:31 PM #44:	CanuckCowboy posted... Is there inherently a Sauron now because the rings exists? For it to be the one ring, ~~yes~~. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:961215653] in $1,000 but... [t:79825913]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>Is there inherently a Sauron now because the rings exists?</quote> For it to be the one ring, yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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