Poll of the Day > Merry Christmas from the Gold-Plated Lobster

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Black_Crusher
12/24/21 7:31:43 AM
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It's merriment time for the world's most expensive meal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkR10c62EsA

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I asked out this girl, cos' she's kinda' pretty
Went to Seafood Town, in Atlantic City
It was really empty and it really stank, got sat by the waiter near the lobster tank
That was when it showed!
With a golden glow and some banded claws from the rock below

Guess it's pretty rare and it never bites and it's slow as hell, never wins in fights
First her eyes got big then her mouth got wide, ordered golden lobster with some curly fries

Gold-Plated Lobster
Pricey friggin' fish, it's the finest dish, isn't life a bitch?

Offered her the salad, offered her the steak
Offered her the soup that she'd never take
Cos' her mind was set so my wallet's fucked
Had to buy this thing, cost a thousand bucks
Kinda' like a crab, kinda' like a jewel, weighed a hundred pounds- damn I'm such a fool!

Don't go out with girls who don't hesitate to order golden lobsters
Whatta' shitty date!
First her eyes got big then her mouth got wide, ordered golden lobster with some curly fries

Gold-Plated Lobster
Pricey friggin' fish, it's the finest dish, isn't life a bitch?

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