Current Events > As a man with 600 IQ, how can I defeat my rival who has 601 IQ

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Not only does he have 601 IQ but he fights for his friends and understands the true nature of all things

how can I defeat him

Play your theme music.

you have no chance to survive, make your time

Spend your talent points and put +1 into INT.

Set him up on a picnic date with your older sister. She'll destroy his lab just as she frequently destroys yours. This will set him back significantly, as he won't be able to recover from this as quickly as you do. You'll be more evenly matched, perhaps with yourself having a slight edge.

Put together a team called The 700 Club that is just you and some avg intelligence person

Become a girl, get some nice boobs, then challenge him to chess at your place. Stress beforehand that you have a clothing optional rule at your house. Play nude. Your rocking tits won't quit, and he'll lose because his IQ will drop some from the blood that's being diverted elsewhere.

This is based off a real story of how I lost a chess match against a really sexy friend of mine.

Who has the larger wiener?

There is a way to succeed.

Smart people like to think they're all that because they know everything.

However, they don't know what it's like to be dumb.

Your path is clear, you devise a formula that has the ability to make someone dumb.

Now, because your rival is smart you can't just give it to him, he might suspect something. So you have to find a way to outsmart him, you want to lean towards the obvious side because if you purposefully make it complicated he'll know something is up.

But, you don't want it to be too obvious as well.

For example you could infuse it into some incense and when the vapors are inhaled it slowly deteriorates his IQ. Obviously you want to have some form of protection in place, but don't make that obvious either.