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Smackems 12/23/21 2:57:57 PM #1:	Every nerve firing pain signals from every part of your body for eternity due to a slowing of time during the 7 minutes your brain stays active, possibly because of the brain opening floodgates to all drug shit in your head Yeah it's probably not that --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961158867] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Every nerve firing pain signals from every part of your body for eternity due to a slowing of time during the 7 minutes your brain stays active, possibly because of the brain opening floodgates to all drug shit in your head Yeah it's probably not that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 12/23/21 2:59:47 PM #2:	Eternity is gonna go by so quick since our brains are dead and we'll have no concept of time anymore. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:961158902] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Eternity is gonna go by so quick since our brains are dead and we'll have no concept of time anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/23/21 3:00:15 PM #3:	The afterlife needs to feel like my body is on opioids but my brain is on adderall. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:961158917] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>The afterlife needs to feel like my body is on opioids but my brain is on adderall. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:00:51 PM #4:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Eternity is gonna go by so quick since our brains are dead and we'll have no concept of time anymore. Except for that "7 minutes" Lost_All_Senses posted... The afterlife needs to feel like my body is on opioids but my brain is on adderall. Oh man --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961158930] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Eternity is gonna go by so quick since our brains are dead and we'll have no concept of time anymore.</quote>Except for that "7 minutes" Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>The afterlife needs to feel like my body is on opioids but my brain is on adderall.</quote>Oh man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeperMessiahXX 12/23/21 3:02:00 PM #5:	When I die I just hope the mortician doesn't laugh at my tiny penis. --- IL&MYD TYFE <cite>LeperMessiahXX posted [p:961158948] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>When I die I just hope the mortician doesn't laugh at my tiny penis. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 12/23/21 3:02:33 PM #6:	How could my brain do this to me???? --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:961158964] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>How could my brain do this to me???? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 12/23/21 3:03:18 PM #7:	Smackems posted... Except for that "7 minutes" Well i'll make sure my head gets cut off before I die. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:961158978] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Except for that "7 minutes" </quote> Well i'll make sure my head gets cut off before I die. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 12/23/21 3:03:48 PM #8:	What if you get shot in the brain or disintegrate. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:961158989] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>What if you get shot in the brain or disintegrate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 12/23/21 3:03:49 PM #9:	You'd go into shock. There's documented accounts of what people feel when they die awake. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:961158990] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>You'd go into shock. There's documented accounts of what people feel when they die awake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:07:59 PM #10:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Well i'll make sure my head gets cut off before I die. It still happens Brain still active. Gotta get impaled in the head by a log or something --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159071] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Well i'll make sure my head gets cut off before I die.</quote>It still happens Brain still active. Gotta get impaled in the head by a log or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:08:51 PM #11:	Xethuminra posted... You'd go into shock. There's documented accounts of what people feel when they die awake. There's accounts of all kinds of shit people experience all around death trappedunderice posted... What if you get shot in the brain or disintegrate. Then you good --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159089] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite> <quote>You'd go into shock. There's documented accounts of what people feel when they die awake.</quote>There's accounts of all kinds of shit people experience all around death trappedunderice posted... </cite> <quote>What if you get shot in the brain or disintegrate.</quote>Then you good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/23/21 3:10:18 PM #12:	What if I dive headfirst into a wood chipper? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961159125] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>What if I dive headfirst into a wood chipper? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 12/23/21 3:10:31 PM #13:	I dunno man how many people in the history of people are dead? A lot right? I never once heard one of them screaming in pain. I think it's fine. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:961159129] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>I dunno man how many people in the history of people are dead? A lot right? I never once heard one of them screaming in pain. I think it's fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/23/21 3:12:14 PM #14:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I never once heard one of them screaming in pain. I think it's fine. that's because they CAN'T --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:961159162] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I never once heard one of them screaming in pain. I think it's fine.</quote>that's because they CAN'T </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:12:45 PM #15:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I dunno man how many people in the history of people are dead? A lot right? I never once heard one of them screaming in pain. I think it's fine. It's all localized in your head kinda like your gray matter when you Heartomaton posted... dive headfirst into a wood chipper? --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159177] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I dunno man how many people in the history of people are dead? A lot right? I never once heard one of them screaming in pain. I think it's fine.</quote>It's all localized in your head kinda like your gray matter when you Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>dive headfirst into a wood chipper?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 12/23/21 3:13:35 PM #16:	Smackems posted... It's all localized in your head kinda like your gray matter when you When you what? Shit your pants? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:961159190] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>It's all localized in your head kinda like your gray matter when you</quote> When you what? Shit your pants? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:14:36 PM #17:	No, when you shit ya britches --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159214] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>No, when you shit ya britches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 12/23/21 3:16:14 PM #18:	What if I just get really drunk before I die? Will I stay drunk for those 7 minutes? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:961159246] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>What if I just get really drunk before I die? Will I stay drunk for those 7 minutes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 12/23/21 3:16:53 PM #19:	Watching Midnight Mass? That show was so overly self pretentious with the characters long conversations about the after life. --- SIGNATURE <cite>--Zero- posted [p:961159261] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Watching Midnight Mass? That show was so overly self pretentious with the characters long conversations about the after life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:18:06 PM #20:	Well, seeing how the brain would probably release every chemical that gives you a high all at the same time you'd be pretty far out, man And you'd shit ya britches anyway so best to go out with bad diarrhea --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159296] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Well, seeing how the brain would probably release every chemical that gives you a high all at the same time you'd be pretty far out, man And you'd shit ya britches anyway so best to go out with bad diarrhea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:19:19 PM #21:	--Zero- posted... Watching Midnight Mass? That show was so overly self pretentious with the characters long conversations about the after life. Never heard of it --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159316] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>--Zero- posted... </cite> <quote>Watching Midnight Mass? That show was so overly self pretentious with the characters long conversations about the after life.</quote>Never heard of it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelicRadiance 12/23/21 3:19:39 PM #22:	Smackems posted... Well, seeing how the brain would probably release every chemical that gives you a high all at the same time you'd be pretty far out, man And you'd shit ya britches anyway so best to go out with bad diarrhea What if you were stuck with poopy pants as a ghost? --- She/Her <cite>AngelicRadiance posted [p:961159323] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Well, seeing how the brain would probably release every chemical that gives you a high all at the same time you'd be pretty far out, man And you'd shit ya britches anyway so best to go out with bad diarrhea</quote>What if you were stuck with poopy pants as a ghost? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/23/21 3:20:10 PM #23:	AngelicRadiance posted... What if you were stuck with poopy pants as a ghost? Eternal mud-butt. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961159333] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>AngelicRadiance posted... </cite> <quote>What if you were stuck with poopy pants as a ghost?</quote> Eternal mud-butt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:20:17 PM #24:	AngelicRadiance posted... What if you were stuck with poopy pants as a ghost? Imagine the HAUNTING you could do with ectoplasmic dookie britches --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159337] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>AngelicRadiance posted... </cite> <quote>What if you were stuck with poopy pants as a ghost?</quote>Imagine the HAUNTING you could do with ectoplasmic dookie britches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 12/23/21 3:22:07 PM #25:	Smackems posted... Never heard of it Its a supernatural religious show on Netflix about characters who live on an island where strange miracles start to pop up. Your OP sounded like one of the many long monologues some of the characters have about the after life. --- SIGNATURE <cite>--Zero- posted [p:961159382] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Never heard of it</quote> Its a supernatural religious show on Netflix about characters who live on an island where strange miracles start to pop up. Your OP sounded like one of the many long monologues some of the characters have about the after life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 12/23/21 3:23:01 PM #26:	Do you think all the animals, bugs, and people you killed over the years come for you when you die? With a real bad attitude about it? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:961159405] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Do you think all the animals, bugs, and people you killed over the years come for you when you die? With a real bad attitude about it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:23:10 PM #27:	I never claimed it was an original thought or anything lol People have pondered this shit since they were able to ponder --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159409] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>I never claimed it was an original thought or anything lol People have pondered this shit since they were able to ponder </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:23:56 PM #28:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Do you think all the animals, bugs, and people you killed over the years come for you when you die? With a real bad attitude about it? Not me, cuz I don't kill anything. I don't even step on ants or eat bacteria --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159427] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Do you think all the animals, bugs, and people you killed over the years come for you when you die? With a real bad attitude about it?</quote>Not me, cuz I don't kill anything. I don't even step on ants or eat bacteria </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 12/23/21 3:26:45 PM #29:	Bullshit you never sat on a Raccoon or accidentally blew someone up in a hot air balloon mishap? Now you're lying so they're going to be even more pissed at you. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:961159488] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Bullshit you never sat on a Raccoon or accidentally blew someone up in a hot air balloon mishap? Now you're lying so they're going to be even more pissed at you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:29:37 PM #30:	I mean who hasn't blew people in a hot air balloon --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961159569] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>I mean who hasn't blew people in a hot air balloon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/23/21 3:44:38 PM #31:	Smackems posted... I mean who hasn't blew people in a hot air balloon The only reason you go in a hot air balloon is to be 100% sure no one has a birds eye view on you blowing your boy. Gotta get out of drone reach. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:961159954] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I mean who hasn't blew people in a hot air balloon</quote> The only reason you go in a hot air balloon is to be 100% sure no one has a birds eye view on you blowing your boy. Gotta get out of drone reach. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/23/21 3:57:01 PM #32:	Gotta keep all ya homies satisfied --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961160221] in Rest assur... [t:79823203]...</cite> <quote>Gotta keep all ya homies satisfied </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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