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I'm very good at mimicking accents. And when people talk to me my brain instantly recognizes their accent and mine warps to sound similar to theirs or what I think they would understand most

No.

Opposite. The humor in my accents is that they're so bad. I usually end an attempt with "nope. Can't get it"

I thought your superpower was peeing off porches and hitting random wildlife?

One day, when I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in a corner of the subway station, muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

Kevin Owens passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, Pig.

Wow, I thought to myself. This homeless man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then Randy Orton went by and the homeless guy muttered, Human.

Human? I cant argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.

Seth Rollins passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, Cow.

Cow? I thought. The man was much too skinny to be a cow. He looked more like a turkey or a chicken to me.

A minute or so later, Otis went by and the homeless man said, Potato.

Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people Pig.

That day, at work, I couldnt stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he was muttering.

Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability, I thought. Maybe he knows what these people were in a previous life.

I observed the homeless man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like Rabbit or Onion or Sheep or Tomato.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on.

As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said Bread.

I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability.

The homeless man smiled and said, Yes, indeed. I do have a psychic ability. It is an ability I obtained years ago. But it is not what you might expect. I cant tell the future or read minds or anything like that.

Then what is your ability? I asked eagerly.

The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate. he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said Bread. The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

Not to boast, but I'd like to think I'm pretty damn good at doing voices/accents as well.

What are your favorites to do, TC?

Telepathy
Telekenesis
Electrokenesis
Shapeshifting
Space-bending
Time-bending
Precognition
Astral projection
Levetation

I do this. I have a friend that we only basically talk to each other in accents. New york, Basssston, Canadian, Irish, Scottish, British, Australllllllyun, Russian, you name it.

Materialization

Ruvan22 posted...

I thought your superpower was peeing off porches and hitting random wildlife?

My weiner scares them off. It scared a skunk into spraying the other night

Turbam posted...

Then Randy Orton went by and the homeless guy muttered, Human.

Turbam posted...

The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate. he said.

Lmao. That one's subtle, I like it

LostForest posted...

Not to boast, but I'd like to think I'm pretty damn good at doing voices/accents as well.

What are your favorites to do, TC?

Irish, German, exaggerated southern US. I could say royal or cockney British but those are too easy. I do a mean Michael Caine

And no I won't demonstrate

I can jump start cars with my nipples.

Billy Idol taught me how.

Duplication

Disengaged posted...

I can jump start cars with my nipples.

Billy Idol taught me how.

Hey little sister
Please start my car

Hey little sister
It won't start

Mastery over animals

Smackems posted...

Hey little sister
Please start my car

Hey little sister
It won't start

Lol.

The actual reference is from dancing with myself when he goes up to the rooftops and shoots lightning out his nipples to blast off all the zombie women or whatever that are chasing him for some reason

Smackems posted...

And no I won't demonstrate

Fucking tease!

https://youtu.be/vPY1TXm1rLg?t=9

Smackems posted...

Irish, German, exaggerated southern US. I could say royal or cockney British but those are too easy. I do a mean Michael Caine

And no I won't demonstrate

I naturally have a slight Brooklyn accent, but I can crank it up to 11 for mafia voices. That's prob my fave. I actually do a really good Texas accent as well since I've had a friend with a real nice Texan accent for like 20 years who I base it off of. I do a few Russian voices that range from Putin to like, bootleg cartoon Russian voice.

See though, I don't like doing cockney British that much cuz like you said, it's too easy. I'm real good at doing a more casual one that I learned from a few Youtubers to the point I feel like I could pass it off pretty well in the UK.
That said, I've come to realize lately, Scottish accents are surprisingly hard to do well.

I'm the same. Impressed many people when I did it as a kid. There's just something kinda fun about using a different accent.

Ohhh yeah Russian is fun too

tc ur super power is u annoy every1 around u in public by doing a horrible impersonation of them then talk about it online

WarfireX posted...

tc ur super power is u annoy every1 around u in public by doing a horrible impersonation of them then talk about it online

True dat