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Xethuminra
12/22/21 10:54:04 PM
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Ways to kill A vampire!

Gotta plan ahead
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Kakapo
12/22/21 10:57:13 PM
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Throw rice at them.

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Notti
12/22/21 10:59:21 PM
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Virginal Europeans.

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Xethuminra
12/22/21 11:00:13 PM
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:-D
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AldousIsDead
12/22/21 11:00:15 PM
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Immolation, Impalement, Beheading.

Incidentally these things kill non vampires too, but who's counting.

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Xethuminra
12/22/21 11:02:24 PM
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Allegedly^

I ran a threat assessment on the rice and determined the virgins were far more effective >__>
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Tyranthraxus
12/22/21 11:03:44 PM
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Complex numbers

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Xethuminra
12/22/21 11:08:08 PM
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Iirc,

You need to stab it in the heart, and cut off its head, and burn it. Ideally in daylight.
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Stagmar
12/22/21 11:47:12 PM
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It depends exactly where theyre from, I remember. Uberwald is a very big place. Er, cutting off the head and staking them in the heart is generally efficacious in Splintz they die if you put a coin in their mouth and cut their head off in Klotz they die if you stick a lemon in their mouth after you cut their head off. I believe that in Glitz you have to fill their mouth with salt, hammer a carrot into both ears, and then cut off their head And in the valley of the Ah they believe its best to cut off the head and boil it in vinegar But in Kashncari they say you should cut off their toes and drive a nail through their neck.
And cut their head off?
Apparently you dont have to.

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Xethuminra
12/23/21 12:00:37 AM
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Stagmar posted...
It depends exactly where theyre from, I remember. Uberwald is a very big place. Er, cutting off the head and staking them in the heart is generally efficacious in Splintz they die if you put a coin in their mouth and cut their head off in Klotz they die if you stick a lemon in their mouth after you cut their head off. I believe that in Glitz you have to fill their mouth with salt, hammer a carrot into both ears, and then cut off their head And in the valley of the Ah they believe its best to cut off the head and boil it in vinegar But in Kashncari they say you should cut off their toes and drive a nail through their neck.
And cut their head off?
Apparently you dont have to.

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Flauros
12/23/21 12:01:28 AM
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Mercury

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Irony
12/23/21 12:02:07 AM
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Ripple

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Xethuminra
12/23/21 12:03:34 AM
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I believe I could kill a vampire with a glance.

Mind
Body
Soul
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