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DepreceV2 12/18/21 8:45:52 PM #1:	Who do you think is stronger? Goku or Jesus Goku Jesus Who do you think is stronger? Goku or Jesus - Results (28 votes) Goku 60.71% (17 votes) 17 Jesus 39.29% (11 votes) 11 https://hard-drive.net/even-priest-has-to-admit-goku-could-beat-jesus/ ST. LOUIS Local priest Father Johnathan Samson admitted in his homily Sunday that anime character Goku could beat up Jesus, the son of God, if the two were to ever fight. Im reluctant to admit it, but its true. I wanted to believe that Jesus was more powerful than all things and beings, but after I watched some of the show, I had some doubts, Father Samson said. At one point this Goku character turns into a giant powerful ape. Never seen Jesus do that. Local Dragon Ball Z Fan Club President Adam Wayland weighed in on the matchup. Ive been saying this for years, Wayland said. The guys big thing was coming back from the dead, but Gokus done that like three times. Ive read all the manga and the Gospel, and never once does Jesus train with a fabled master or increase his power level. Jesus couldnt even handle the Romans, but youre telling me he could go one on one with Frieza? In your dreams. Despite some backlash within the congregation, Father Samson defended his comments. Goku is fictional of course, so there is no need to worry, Samson said. However although I am a man of the cloth, not a betting man if they ever did fight Im picking the Saiyan Warrior Prince over the poor Israelite. Maybe if Jesus and the Holy Ghost did a fusion dance, it would maybe be a different story, but if Goku goes Mastered Ultra Instinct, then its just a total wash. Just have to be honest here. When news reached the Vatican, Pope Francis announced that he is starkly against the comments Father Samson made, completely believing the messiah would triumph over Goku. A few hours later, however, he did reveal that Vegeta would absolutely thrash Jesus without a second thought. --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:961032500] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote> Who do you think is stronger? Goku or Jesus Goku Jesus Vote View Results Who do you think is stronger? Goku or Jesus - Results (28 votes) Goku 60.71% (17 votes) 17 Jesus 39.29% (11 votes) 11 Show Voting Form https://hard-drive.net/even-priest-has-to-admit-goku-could-beat-jesus/ <quote>ST. LOUIS Local priest Father Johnathan Samson admitted in his homily Sunday that anime character Goku could beat up Jesus, the son of God, if the two were to ever fight. Im reluctant to admit it, but its true. I wanted to believe that Jesus was more powerful than all things and beings, but after I watched some of the show, I had some doubts, Father Samson said. At one point this Goku character turns into a giant powerful ape. Never seen Jesus do that. Local Dragon Ball Z Fan Club President Adam Wayland weighed in on the matchup. Ive been saying this for years, Wayland said. The guys big thing was coming back from the dead, but Gokus done that like three times. Ive read all the manga and the Gospel, and never once does Jesus train with a fabled master or increase his power level. Jesus couldnt even handle the Romans, but youre telling me he could go one on one with Frieza? In your dreams. Despite some backlash within the congregation, Father Samson defended his comments. Goku is fictional of course, so there is no need to worry, Samson said. However although I am a man of the cloth, not a betting man if they ever did fight Im picking the Saiyan Warrior Prince over the poor Israelite. Maybe if Jesus and the Holy Ghost did a fusion dance, it would maybe be a different story, but if Goku goes Mastered Ultra Instinct, then its just a total wash. Just have to be honest here. When news reached the Vatican, Pope Francis announced that he is starkly against the comments Father Samson made, completely believing the messiah would triumph over Goku. A few hours later, however, he did reveal that Vegeta would absolutely thrash Jesus without a second thought.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DepreceV2 12/18/21 8:47:48 PM #3:	Life Sympathy posted... hard-drive.net I dont know the source so its as valid as anything other source I dont know --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:961032547] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Life Sympathy posted... </cite> <quote>hard-drive.net</quote> I dont know the source so its as valid as anything other source I dont know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 12/18/21 8:48:37 PM #5:	Why would Goku fight Jesus? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961032567] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Why would Goku fight Jesus? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 12/18/21 8:49:11 PM #6:	Thread title greatly confused me until I saw the link. --- https://youtu.be/RlhxK75mcdg <cite>Mareen posted [p:961032580] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Thread title greatly confused me until I saw the link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dingydang166 12/18/21 8:49:50 PM #7:	DepreceV2 posted... Goku is fictional of course I uh...hate to break it to ya buddy but he isn't the only fictional one in this scenario... <cite>Dingydang166 posted [p:961032595] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>DepreceV2 posted... </cite> <quote>Goku is fictional of course</quote> I uh...hate to break it to ya buddy but he isn't the only fictional one in this scenario... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/18/21 8:49:57 PM #8:	I just saw the homepage of this website and its fucking hilarious. These headlines are so dumb LMAO --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:961032600] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>I just saw the homepage of this website and its fucking hilarious. These headlines are so dumb LMAO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Teh_Dr_Phil 12/18/21 8:51:21 PM #9:	Im reluctant to admit it, but its true. I wanted to believe that Jesus was more powerful than all things and beings, but after I watched some of the show, I had some doubts, Father Samson said. At one point this Goku character turns into a giant powerful ape. Never seen Jesus do that. --- Yep. <cite>Teh_Dr_Phil posted [p:961032630] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote><quote>Im reluctant to admit it, but its true. I wanted to believe that Jesus was more powerful than all things and beings, but after I watched some of the show, I had some doubts, Father Samson said. At one point this Goku character turns into a giant powerful ape. Never seen Jesus do that.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 12/18/21 8:51:29 PM #10:	DepreceV2 posted... I dont know the source so its as valid as anything other source I dont know You don't really have to know about the source to know this article isn't real <cite>Axiom posted [p:961032633] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>DepreceV2 posted... </cite> <quote>I dont know the source so its as valid as anything other source I dont know</quote>You don't really have to know about the source to know this article isn't real </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/18/21 8:51:38 PM #11:	Questionmarktarius posted... Why would Goku fight Jesus? Jesus's minions committing genocide --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:961032634] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Why would Goku fight Jesus?</quote>Jesus's minions committing genocide </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 12/18/21 8:57:59 PM #13:	Axiom posted... You don't really have to know about the source to know this article isn't real https://youtu.be/8pH8150Ht7Q --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:961032793] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Axiom posted... </cite> <quote>You don't really have to know about the source to know this article isn't real</quote>https://youtu.be/8pH8150Ht7Q </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/18/21 8:58:12 PM #14:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Gamers organize massive anti-gamer rally to stop gamers https://hard-drive.net/gamers-organize-massive-anti-gamer-rally-to-stop-gamers/ --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:961032802] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Gamers organize massive anti-gamer rally to stop gamers https://hard-drive.net/gamers-organize-massive-anti-gamer-rally-to-stop-gamers/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 12/18/21 9:01:39 PM #15:	Can Goku turn water into wine tho... --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:961032894] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Can Goku turn water into wine tho... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/18/21 9:02:14 PM #16:	Nukazie posted... Jesus's minions committing genocide Jesus would be all "hold on, that's not at all what I said, guys!" about it. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961032907] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>Jesus's minions committing genocide</quote>Jesus would be all "hold on, that's not at all what I said, guys!" about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 12/18/21 9:02:50 PM #17:	lmao this is the funniest thing i've read all week, thanks tc --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:961032922] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>lmao this is the funniest thing i've read all week, thanks tc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchHero 12/18/21 9:07:20 PM #19:	Axiom posted... You don't really have to know about the source to know this article isn't real This story is real don't playa hate. --- GF, a veritable utopia where pro-LGBT posts are deleted. I considered becoming an FBI agent, or just a judge, in college but ended up writing stories/poems. <cite>ArchHero posted [p:961033035] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Axiom posted... </cite> <quote>You don't really have to know about the source to know this article isn't real</quote>This story is real don't playa hate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChocoboMogALT 12/18/21 9:10:42 PM #20:	Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine What If Cloud Fought Sephiroth? Their Smash jokes are great. --- "We live in a country Hasire.." ~ yosouf06 REVOLVER STAKE! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/ChocoboMog123/AltEisenRChocoboMog.png <cite>ChocoboMogALT posted [p:961033133] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine What If Cloud Fought Sephiroth? Their Smash jokes are great. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 12/18/21 9:12:08 PM #21:	Questionmarktarius posted... Why would Goku fight Jesus? Literally all it would take is for someone to point at Jesus and say Uhhh that guys strong. Or something. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:961033171] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Why would Goku fight Jesus?</quote> Literally all it would take is for someone to point at Jesus and say Uhhh that guys strong. Or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/18/21 9:14:33 PM #22:	The Popo posted... Literally all it would take is for someone to point at Jesus and say Uhhh that guys strong. Or something. Goku would be "I hear you're the strongest! Let's fight!" ...and Jesus would say something like "blessed are the peacemakers" Gohan would have to explain what that means. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961033236] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>The Popo posted... </cite> <quote>Literally all it would take is for someone to point at Jesus and say Uhhh that guys strong. Or something.</quote>Goku would be "I hear you're the strongest! Let's fight!" ...and Jesus would say something like "blessed are the peacemakers" Gohan would have to explain what that means. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Life Sympathy 12/18/21 9:14:41 PM #23:	DepreceV2 posted... I dont know the source so its as valid as anything other source I dont know It's a satire site similar to the onion. --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. <cite>Life Sympathy posted [p:961033240] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>DepreceV2 posted... </cite> <quote>I dont know the source so its as valid as anything other source I dont know</quote> It's a satire site similar to the onion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 12/18/21 9:16:10 PM #24:	Jesus doesn't exist so Goku wins by default. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:961033276] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Jesus doesn't exist so Goku wins by default. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 12/18/21 9:17:31 PM #25:	Questionmarktarius posted... Goku would be "I hear you're the strongest! Let's fight!" ...and Jesus would say something like "blessed are the peacemakers" Gohan would have to explain what that means. Goku would still knock him the fuck out. This is what happened the last time when someone was introduced to Goku as being really strong when they werent. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/1/AAEqD0AACtsl.jpg --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:961033310] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Goku would be "I hear you're the strongest! Let's fight!" ...and Jesus would say something like "blessed are the peacemakers" Gohan would have to explain what that means.</quote> Goku would still knock him the fuck out. This is what happened the last time when someone was introduced to Goku as being really strong when they werent. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/1/AAEqD0AACtsl.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 12/18/21 9:18:54 PM #26:	father son kamehameha > father son and some ghost --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:961033348] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>father son kamehameha > father son and some ghost </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/18/21 9:20:21 PM #27:	The Popo posted... Goku would still knock him the fuck out. Meh, Jesus will just fine in about three days. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961033385] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>The Popo posted... </cite> <quote>Goku would still knock him the fuck out.</quote>Meh, Jesus will just fine in about three days. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/18/21 9:33:12 PM #28:	Most people would knock Jesus out. Turning water to wine isn't really impressive. --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:961033683] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Most people would knock Jesus out. Turning water to wine isn't really impressive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/18/21 9:33:39 PM #29:	Life Sympathy posted... It's a satire site similar to the onion. Please. This website is next level --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:961033697] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Life Sympathy posted... </cite> <quote>It's a satire site similar to the onion.</quote> Please. This website is next level </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 12/18/21 9:46:20 PM #30:	https://hard-drive.net/air-force-general-proposes-new-defense-system-just-a-fuckton-of-bullets/ https://hard-drive.net/opinion-actually-that-part-was-really-easy/ https://hard-drive.net/rockstar-vows-to-only-release-grand-theft-auto-v-from-now-on/ https://hard-drive.net/skip-ad-button-appears-on-screen-for-entirety-of-space-jam-2/ --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:961033976] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>https://hard-drive.net/air-force-general-proposes-new-defense-system-just-a-fuckton-of-bullets/ https://hard-drive.net/opinion-actually-that-part-was-really-easy/ https://hard-drive.net/rockstar-vows-to-only-release-grand-theft-auto-v-from-now-on/ https://hard-drive.net/skip-ad-button-appears-on-screen-for-entirety-of-space-jam-2/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/18/21 9:48:59 PM #31:	https://hard-drive.net/the-diversity-in-hades-is-unrealistic-because-there-should-be-more-white-people-in-hell/ --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:961034035] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>https://hard-drive.net/the-diversity-in-hades-is-unrealistic-because-there-should-be-more-white-people-in-hell/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 12/18/21 10:05:08 PM #32:	Whats that, theres a level beyond the Son of God? Allow me to show you Son of God 2! YYAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! <cite>gamer167 posted [p:961034447] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Whats that, theres a level beyond the Son of God? Allow me to show you Son of God 2! YYAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/18/21 10:11:24 PM #33:	gamer167 posted... Allow me to show you Son of God 2! SoG2 Jesus will allow you into heaven while you're still alive, forcibly. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961034602] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>gamer167 posted... </cite> <quote>Allow me to show you Son of God 2!</quote>SoG2 Jesus will allow you into heaven while you're still alive, forcibly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 12/18/21 10:13:29 PM #34:	Questionmarktarius posted... SoG2 Jesus will allow you into heaven while you're still alive, forcibly. Feel like I've seen that in a manga already --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:961034645] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>SoG2 Jesus will allow you into heaven while you're still alive, forcibly.</quote>Feel like I've seen that in a manga already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/18/21 10:16:00 PM #35:	Guide posted... Feel like I've seen that in a manga already An anime Revelation of St. John could be utterly amazing. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961034693] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Guide posted... </cite> <quote>Feel like I've seen that in a manga already</quote>An anime Revelation of St. John could be utterly amazing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordYeezus 12/18/21 10:30:40 PM #36:	Settle it... In MUGEN --- Life feels like one big gamble and I'm losing every bet. <cite>LordYeezus posted [p:961035027] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Settle it... In MUGEN </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 12/18/21 10:46:14 PM #37:	This makes no sense Jesus is literally God. How can you vote for the guy that punches hard over god --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:961035394] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>This makes no sense Jesus is literally God. How can you vote for the guy that punches hard over god </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 12/18/21 10:47:26 PM #38:	Goku literally beats gods up. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:961035421] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>Goku literally beats gods up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 12/18/21 10:47:53 PM #39:	GiftedACIII posted... https://hard-drive.net/air-force-general-proposes-new-defense-system-just-a-fuckton-of-bullets/ Isnt that what a C-RAM is? --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:961035434] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite> <quote>https://hard-drive.net/air-force-general-proposes-new-defense-system-just-a-fuckton-of-bullets/</quote>Isnt that what a C-RAM is? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/18/21 10:48:11 PM #40:	itachi15243 posted... How can you vote for the guy that punches hard over god Jacob beat God in a wrestling match once. The JR and King commentary would have been amazing. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961035444] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>itachi15243 posted... </cite> <quote>How can you vote for the guy that punches hard over god</quote>Jacob beat God in a wrestling match once. The JR and King commentary would have been amazing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 12/18/21 10:49:53 PM #41:	itachi15243 posted... Jesus is literally God. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AAEqD0AACtt4.jpg --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:961035477] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>itachi15243 posted... </cite> <quote>Jesus is literally God. </quote> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AAEqD0AACtt4.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/19/21 10:09:57 AM #42:	The Popo posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AAEqD0AACtt4.jpg Checkmate --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:961043684] in Priest adm... [t:79816749]...</cite> <quote>The Popo posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AAEqD0AACtt4.jpg</quote> Checkmate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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