Current Events > Stardestroyer watches Fast & Furious 7 **Spoilers**

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So I'm 15 minutes in, just had a few slices of pepperoni pizza and have cracked up a cold one.

I was pretty drunk when I watched six. I don't remember much but who the fuck cares? Because this is the Fast and Furious franchise and you don't need to remember the plot. It's basically fast cars and lots of explosions.

So far we had Dom and Letty rehashing emotions again. Pffft boring. Then we see a little bit of dad Brian and finally we get to a good part. The rock kicking some ass and saving his partner from an explosion and eventually falling ontop of a vehicle.

I paused it with Dom receiving a mysterious package from Tokyo.

Its a film about family.

au_gold posted...

Its a film about family.

And when you got family, you can do anything.

So I paused at the Kurt Russell introduction.

Earlier someone told Brian NO MORE FUNERALS and Brian was like "just one more" all badass like but guess what? I think there's going to be more then one funeral.

Then we had Dom chase that british fucker down and RAM straight into him head on!!!!! But that greasy fucker REINFORCED his chassis like some bitch (is the impression I got from Dom).

You think you know the rules of da game and Dom goes and flips it upside down on its head.

"It aint always about being fast."

Side note: Why did they go and make the plot complicated by including some rescue hacker mission? Shoulda just stuck with the british assassin going after family angle.

Fuck yeah that was a good action scene.

I loved the parachuting down in their cars and from then on nothing but car chases, bullets, fighting hand to hand for some reason, and topping it off by driving down a fucking cliff.

Because that's HOW FAMILY DOES IT

Well I wasn't into the Dubai heist. The flying through three towers was pretty cool tbh.

I thought Kurt Russell was going to be more badass than this. Like he gets shot after only killing two guys. Come on lol. Oh yeah, shoutout to Dom saying "I don't have friends. I have family." XD

Lmao

The rock has to get to work, so he just flexes his cast off and takes some prescription pain killers and he's good to go.

So the fighting and blowing shit up in LA was pretty good. Overall this movie was an alright Friday night drunken action flick.

Now I don't know what to do next. Any ideas CE? I was thinking of fighting the elite four in Pokemon BDSP but I am pretty buzzed now. I don't know if I could do it.

Oh and RIP Paul Walker. Forgot this was his last film :( .