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bigblu89
12/16/21 5:26:36 PM
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How Much?







OK, here's the concept.

Someone invented a machine. If you place your hand on the reader, it prints out a list of every person, male, female, gender-neutral, etc. that has ever found you attractive. Attractive enough that if you were to (if it's someone presently in your life) or would have (if it's someone in your past) press them on the issue, they would admit it and you could/could have acted on that impulse.

The person tells you it's $______ to get your reading.

How much would you pay?

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Nukazie
12/16/21 5:28:25 PM
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tree fiddy

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Heartomaton
12/16/21 5:29:37 PM
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Take all my money.

I don't have much, but take it all.

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inTaCtfuL
12/16/21 5:31:05 PM
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I wouldn't pay as I already know the answer. No one has ever found me attractive.

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garan
12/16/21 6:05:40 PM
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Nothing, I don't care.
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BloodMoon7
12/16/21 6:06:11 PM
#6:


Eh. $1.

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FF_Redux
12/16/21 6:25:18 PM
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Why would I care?

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PerseusRad
12/16/21 6:51:11 PM
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Hard to say unless I really knew that was real. Even then, it would almost certainly be 0.

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NoxObscuras
12/16/21 6:51:17 PM
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Maybe like $100-500 once I've I had proof this wasn't some scam. It would solve several "what ifs" from my past and I'd know who currently has a thing for me. Sounds great.

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modena
12/16/21 6:52:46 PM
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Would save a lot of money trying to woo the wrong one though...

Yeah, tree fiddy.

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bigblu89
12/16/21 6:52:50 PM
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PerseusRad posted...
Hard to say unless I really knew that was real. Even then, it would almost certainly be 0.
Lets assume its 100% real.

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bigblu89
12/17/21 8:12:25 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Why would I care?
One would assume it would, assuming youre single, would take a lot of the guess work out of wooing a potential partner.

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Kloe_Rinz
12/17/21 8:22:05 AM
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Too scared the list would return no results, I would rather not know the truth
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bigblu89
12/17/21 9:38:35 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Too scared the list would return no results, I would rather not know the truth
Well, if you hooked up with even ONE person in your life, you'd have to assume the list wouldn't be empty.

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Kloe_Rinz
12/17/21 6:53:06 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Well, if you hooked up with even ONE person in your life, you'd have to assume the list wouldn't be empty.
i didnt
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