Current Events > Your building is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random toddler.

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MutantJohn
12/15/21 7:37:02 PM
#102:


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Are you 15 years old?

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Kakapo
12/15/21 7:37:41 PM
#103:


Itd break my heart, but assuming I had a dog and didnt have to save my own kids, the toddler.

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ArchHero
12/15/21 7:38:54 PM
#104:


Smackems posted...
Is ok, I would save your dog
You would? ^.^

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WavyNoobSauce
12/15/21 7:41:58 PM
#105:


I'm definitely gonna save my sweet doggo. Out of everyone I'm not gonna be the sad one after, imma just donate a cool $25 to the gofundme to clear my conscience and keep it moving.

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KiwiTerraRizing
12/15/21 7:42:34 PM
#106:


Id kill a million dogs to save any person

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rexcrk
12/15/21 7:43:11 PM
#107:


Oh. This topic again.

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Gwynevere
12/15/21 8:18:44 PM
#109:


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Holy shit I didn't know we had actual prodigies among us here

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Valjackal
12/15/21 8:30:17 PM
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Bravo.

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clyde_frog
12/15/21 8:33:53 PM
#112:


I genuinely understand thats it may be difficult for non-dog owners to understand this, but I look at my dog like hes a child that I have to baby and take care of. I havent had several family pets that Ive loved and cared for, but my dog that I have now is different. Ive raised him all on my own. He has attachment and separation anxiety issues, he cries like a child whenever I have to leave the house. Hes basically like a toddler in dog form.

I could never rescue another child over my dog. As selfish as that might sound. My dog means everything to me.

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MutantJohn
12/15/21 8:57:51 PM
#113:


Comparing your dog to an actual living baby is grossly offensive

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Ratchetrockon
12/15/21 8:59:06 PM
#114:


clyde_frog posted...
I genuinely understand thats it may be difficult for non-dog owners to understand this, but I look at my dog like hes a child that I have to baby and take care of. I havent had several family pets that Ive loved and cared for, but my dog that I have now is different. Ive raised him all on my own. He has attachment and separation anxiety issues, he cries like a child whenever I have to leave the house. Hes basically like a toddler in dog form.

I could never rescue another child over my dog. As selfish as that might sound. My dog means everything to me.
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gunplagirl
12/15/21 8:59:35 PM
#115:


None I'm saving myself because I'm the only one I have an obligation to

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Solid Snake07
12/15/21 9:01:23 PM
#116:


Doubt I could even carry my dog with one arm

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AlBeerBuzz
12/15/21 9:12:24 PM
#117:


Yeah, I'd choose my dog.
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IfGodCouldDie
12/15/21 9:19:29 PM
#118:


clyde_frog posted...
I genuinely understand thats it may be difficult for non-dog owners to understand this, but I look at my dog like hes a child that I have to baby and take care of. I havent had several family pets that Ive loved and cared for, but my dog that I have now is different. Ive raised him all on my own. He has attachment and separation anxiety issues, he cries like a child whenever I have to leave the house. Hes basically like a toddler in dog form.

I could never rescue another child over my dog. As selfish as that might sound. My dog means everything to me.
As a life long dog owner and a parent to actual human children. I'd choose a random toddler over every single one of my pets every time.

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kelemvor
12/15/21 9:32:20 PM
#119:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
As a life long dog owner and a parent to actual human children. I'd choose a random toddler over every single one of my pets every time.

Same here. Three kids, 3 through 9. I have a 50lbs poodle that loves to jump in my chair when I come home from work and thinks she's a lap dog. I love her to death. I would easily kill her to save a random toddler. Wouldn't think twice.

It's actually scary so many people here equate a human life with a dog. That goes into the depths of human depravity that has justified genocide and persecution throughout history. I know this board is like the 4chan of GameFAQs--full of nihilistic atheists who hate children--but whatever. I know it's not representative of society as a whole. Most people have a moral compass that would lead them to make the right decision in the dumb scenario that the TC described.
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Gwynevere
12/15/21 9:37:15 PM
#120:


kelemvor posted...
It's actually scary so many people here equate a human life with a dog. That goes into the depths of human depravity that has justified genocide and persecution throughout history.
Man this is the type of content that's kept me coming back to this board for so many years

CE is the only place I can think of where someone would equate saving a dog over a child to genocide

you don't get this type of entertainment anywhere else, and for free no less

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UnholyMudcrab
12/15/21 9:37:49 PM
#121:


Why the fuck is this topic still getting posts

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chrono625
12/15/21 9:49:24 PM
#123:


UnholyMudcrab posted...
It really does flummox me that there are somehow still people on the board who haven't seen one of these topics and respond to them seriously.

i think this is the 4th time this year at the minimum this topic has come up.

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Gwynevere
12/15/21 9:52:04 PM
#124:


UnholyMudcrab posted...
Why the fuck is this topic still getting posts
Is there really anything more substantial being posted on CE right now? Is time really better spent in drinking topic #4573e17, ______ is warned/suspended topics, or the topics about the most recent politician who said some dumb shit?

If CE didn't have threads full of people arguing about stupid shit it wouldn't have threads at all

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_Angel_
12/15/21 10:05:43 PM
#127:


RAAAWWWRRR posted...
how is this a question?

DOGGO 100%! Ain't my fault that toddler is sitting there and turning into BBQ!

Gimme your dog. You don't deserve him/her.

Him, and her

You can try to take them!

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ArchHero
12/15/21 10:06:52 PM
#128:


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How dare you.

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ProboBum
12/15/21 10:34:29 PM
#129:


I don't have a dog, I do have 2 cats though. If I had to choose between saving them or the baby.....I'd have to, with a VERY heavy heart, save the baby. It would absolutely destroy me knowing I failed them and let them die in such an awful way but a baby's life > my cats. Though if it were a scenario where it was either save myself or ensure they got out alive, it would be cats > me without hesitation. Now if you'll all excuse me, I need to go love on my cats for a bit because thinking about that scenario kinda made me feel upset XD

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kelemvor
12/15/21 10:54:33 PM
#130:


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First, thanks for the genuine response, but I think I can snip everything in your post and it all boils down to that.

Even though I'm agnostic, I believe that human life is more valuable than animals. Maybe it's a "soul" of some kind, who knows. I don't believe in moral relativism, which it seems I'm in the minority here. I genuinely believe that every human is much more sacred than any animal. I also think that if you value your short-term emotional health over the life long existence of a human toddler you extremely selfish, to put it mildly. It's actually boils down to a ethics question, which I believe you are on the wrong side of.
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MutantJohn
12/15/21 11:06:06 PM
#131:


Dying on the hill that you'd rather let a human child burn to death than your dog is pretty sad.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/16/21 8:00:30 AM
#133:


I am glad that the smart people are choosing family over a stranger.

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cuttin_in_farm
12/16/21 8:11:21 AM
#134:


Are are there just new posters every month?

How does this topic consistently blow up every time???

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accord
12/16/21 8:27:23 AM
#135:


Pics of toddlers mom?
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thronedfire2
12/16/21 9:04:12 AM
#136:


cuttin_in_farm posted...
Are are there just new posters every month?

How does this topic consistently blow up every time???

too many of us joke about saving the dog and too many people take it seriously

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rexcrk
12/16/21 12:13:42 PM
#137:


accord posted...
Pics of toddlers mom?
Eyyyyy

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NecroFoul99
12/16/21 12:38:03 PM
#138:


Id quickly stove/stomp my dogs head so he doesnt suffer then grab the human child. Thats love for you.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/16/21 12:40:58 PM
#139:


NecroFoul99 posted...
Id quickly stove/stomp my dogs head so he doesnt suffer then grab the human child. Thats love for you.
That is kinda cruel kinda the right thing to do, I would just leave the child and save my dog though.

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WarfireX
12/16/21 12:43:27 PM
#140:


my answer changes. my dog gets up, is fully able 2 run alongside me. while im running out the building w/my dog the toddler grabs my leg and begs me 2 rescue him. i spit in his face, and kick him directly into the fire

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/16/21 12:47:57 PM
#141:


WarfireX posted...
my answer changes. my dog gets up, is fully able 2 run alongside me. while im running out the building w/my dog the toddler grabs my leg and begs me 2 rescue him. i spit in his face, and kick him directly into the fire
WTF, you have issues.

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bladegash
12/16/21 12:48:21 PM
#142:


Child.

I don't really get emotionally attached to pets for whatever reason. Doubt I could sleep at night knowing I could have saved a kid though.

Wouldn't think less of anyone choosing the opposite. You the one making sacrificial decisions and they are never easy.

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NecroFoul99
12/16/21 12:48:50 PM
#143:


I cant even imagine it.

Every time I looked into my dogs stupid dog face, I would hear the death screams of a little child I chose to leave behindfor this thing? For an animal whos peak self-awareness is, I love master!!!?

No fucking way. I would literally kill to protect a child. To willingly leave them to burn to death is beyond imagining.

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Shadowplay
12/16/21 12:51:41 PM
#144:


The people in this topic anthropomorphizing their dogs know nothing about non-human animals.

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Gobstoppers12
12/16/21 1:10:38 PM
#145:


Shadowplay posted...
The people in this topic anthropomorphizing their dogs know nothing about non-human animals.
I know that my dog chooses me over anybody else when I enter the room. He snuggles up into my lap every single time I sit down on the floor. He comes when I call, knows the meaning of tons of words and phrases, and has favorite foods.

He's part of the family, 100% fact. If you're planning to hit me with the "umm, akchyually, it's just instinct/pack mentality/you're his food source" Reddit-tier diatribe, you can save it.

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Scorsese2002
12/16/21 1:11:04 PM
#146:


Run by both and save myself

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What_
12/16/21 1:11:28 PM
#147:


Dog
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/16/21 1:30:49 PM
#148:


It warms my heart to see people who love their pets.

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Shadowplay
12/16/21 8:54:15 PM
#149:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
I know that my dog chooses me over anybody else when I enter the room. He snuggles up into my lap every single time I sit down on the floor. He comes when I call, knows the meaning of tons of words and phrases, and has favorite foods.

He's part of the family, 100% fact. If you're planning to hit me with the "umm, akchyually, it's just instinct/pack mentality/you're his food source" Reddit-tier diatribe, you can save it.
Nah, you're just giving bad, emotional reasons to justify saving a fucking dog over a human.

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Gobstoppers12
12/16/21 11:34:44 PM
#150:


Shadowplay posted...
Nah, you're just giving bad, emotional reasons to justify saving a fucking dog over a human.
I love my dog. That's reason enough. What kind of person uses cold logic in a situation like this?

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