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ScofieldReturns
12/14/21 3:11:36 PM
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"wow, you really like blowjobs"

i burst into laughter

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Background_Guy
12/14/21 3:26:12 PM
#2:


I hope that didn't make you choke
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ArchHero
12/14/21 3:27:55 PM
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This happened.

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lilORANG
12/14/21 3:29:25 PM
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Something about how the bang sesh made up for her missing yoga earlier that day. It was supposed to be sexy talk but I started laughing at her. She was pretty flexible though so I think she actually did do yoga. Never saw her again after that night.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/14/21 3:30:31 PM
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"Wow, you really like your salad tossed"

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MICHALECOLE
12/14/21 3:30:41 PM
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Wow, you really like peanut butter!
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MedeaLysistrata
12/14/21 3:31:40 PM
#7:


Can't believe you got a blowjob


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420TwiZtiD420
12/14/21 3:32:27 PM
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Nothing was said but was moving across bed to give special kisses and when she moved her leg it made solid contact with my head and I just sort of looked up at her and she was dying laughing. I couldn't help but burst into a laughing fit myself.

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ThanksUglyGod
12/14/21 3:33:49 PM
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"Wow, you really are new to this"
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Zikten
12/14/21 3:35:14 PM
#10:


"Wow, you REALLY wish I existed and wasn't just a story you made up for this topic"
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CommunismFTW
12/14/21 3:37:45 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXhEz3hqlQE

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LostForest
12/14/21 3:39:36 PM
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I was getting facesit on, and our dog started barking at something in another room, so I tried saying "What's the dog barking at?" but she couldn't hear me. So I tried moving so I could actually talk, and she still couldn't hear me, so I went to yell "I said! What's the dog barking at!" but she sat up as I did so, so I accidentally shouted at her butt.

Was fun.

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