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pinky0926 12/14/21 10:13:13 AM #1:	Client: We absolutely need this feature. It's the most important feature in the world. Literally the sky will fall down if we don't get this feature. If we do get this feature it will revolutionise our business and make us 3000% more efficient. You: Ok, that will be....$100. Client: um excuse me WHAT??? (I'm really up on this shit a lot lately huh) --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:960904383] in Software d... [t:79809998]...</cite> <quote>Client: We absolutely need this feature. It's the most important feature in the world. Literally the sky will fall down if we don't get this feature. If we do get this feature it will revolutionise our business and make us 3000% more efficient. You: Ok, that will be....$100. Client: um excuse me WHAT??? (I'm really up on this shit a lot lately huh) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 12/14/21 10:13:55 AM #2:	What do you mean you cant add it by COB today? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:960904397] in Software d... [t:79809998]...</cite> <quote>What do you mean you cant add it by COB today? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 12/14/21 10:16:18 AM #3:	You: Also it'll take two weeks to develop test and deploy. Client: We need it by EoD --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:960904450] in Software d... [t:79809998]...</cite> <quote>You: Also it'll take two weeks to develop test and deploy. Client: We need it by EoD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 12/14/21 10:17:31 AM #4:	Kakapo posted... What do you mean you cant add it by COB today? Ah yes, software difficulty/easy paradox. Client: We can't do this thing because it's hard and we don't have the time. Can you do it? Developer: Yes. It is hard and will take some time. Client: What do you mean it's hard? It's easy. Do it now, it will take 5 minutes. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:960904474] in Software d... [t:79809998]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>What do you mean you cant add it by COB today?</quote> Ah yes, software difficulty/easy paradox. Client: We can't do this thing because it's hard and we don't have the time. Can you do it? Developer: Yes. It is hard and will take some time. Client: What do you mean it's hard? It's easy. Do it now, it will take 5 minutes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 12/14/21 10:19:55 AM #5:	Wow only 100? That's cheap. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:960904525] in Software d... [t:79809998]...</cite> <quote>Wow only 100? That's cheap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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