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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 8:42:57 PM
#302:


Years ago staying a hotel i got so drunk i pissed the bed and since I had to be at work I couldn't hide the room service from finding out. So I left a big tip and pretended it never happened when I got back to the hotel that night and forever after.

It only occurs to me now I could have put up the do no disturb or called off room service that day. But also I didn't want a pee bed and I didn't exactly have other sheets or laundry.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/21 8:43:15 PM
#303:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I wet someone elses bed when i was nine. It was the top bunk that wasnt used much. I never told anyone.
Damn...we all need a billy madison in our lives

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 8:43:30 PM
#304:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
That sounds nice. I have been drinking this evening, so maybe I'll post a picture of my cat later tonight.

Well then, I feel very welcomed.

I'm sure I've had much worse days, but the one that comes to mind is a memory from little league baseball (elementary school, but I don't recall what grade).

It was a cool day game. I was playing shortstop and I really needed to pee. It was had been a long inning but we had two outs and really thought I could make it through the inning...but I couldn't. I felt my bladder let loose and kind of fell to my knees. When I was getting up, I kicked the dirt around to cover up the piss.

No one ever brought it up or gave me shit for it, but that was still my last year playing baseball. I really liked playing...

Don't roast me to hard for being vulnerable with you
That's good though, you could have a brother or something that never let's you forget.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/21 8:43:48 PM
#305:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Years ago staying a hotel i got so drunk i passed the bed and since I had tobbe at work I couldn't hide the room service from finding out. So I left a big tip and pretended it never happened when I got back to the hotel that night and forever after.
Until today

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 8:44:41 PM
#306:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Until today

True. One person starts talking about peeing themselves and it all comes flooding back. Lol.

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 8:44:42 PM
#307:


Multiple times the mail lady has seen my naked ass sleeping in the grass.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/21 8:44:54 PM
#308:


MabusIncarnate posted...
That's good though, you could have a brother or something that never let's you forget.
I have a little brother, but he was probably playing with some other little kids and doesn't even know you this day

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/21 8:45:31 PM
#309:


CanuckCowboy posted...
True. One person starts talking about peeing themselves and it all comes flooding back. Lol.


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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 8:45:35 PM
#310:


I remember one time me and some friends from work went to this chicks house I liked. We played some dumbass drinking game and if you lose the round you have to drink WARM beer. Well I lost the first round and drank it. I struggled for like 10-15 seconds and puked on my shirt. The nice thing is I had nothing to eat that day so I basically just puked up beer and it smelled like beer so I just said I spilled my beer on me.

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 8:58:52 PM
#311:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I remember one time me and some friends from work went to this chicks house I liked. We played some dumbass drinking game and if you lose the round you have to drink WARM beer. Well I lost the first round and drank it. I struggled for like 10-15 seconds and puked on my shirt. The nice thing is I had nothing to eat that day so I basically just puked up beer and it smelled like beer so I just said I spilled my beer on me.
Man I remember when I was like 17, and my buddy's dad had a bbq get together that weekend. So we raided the beer, it was sitting out and room temperature. We puked like 5 times drinking that warm crap, but kept at it all night. Turns out we were into the non-alcoholic cans and we had no idea.

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 9:19:40 PM
#312:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Damn...we all need a billy madison in our lives
Who dat

Edit. Oh i should watch that

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 9:22:53 PM
#313:


For fuck sakes jim seriously? This is why the world is going to hell. Specifically because people don't recognize 90s Adam Sandler movies and literally no other reason.

https://youtu.be/JRpouK0KmWQ

Edit- yeah I think youse better if you knows whats good for yas.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 9:22:54 PM
#314:


How have you not seen Billy Madison???? GET OUT!!!!!

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 9:29:40 PM
#315:


IDK!!!! Ive seen click and 50 first dates and a few others tho!

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 9:31:16 PM
#316:


You've seeeeen Happy Gilmore right?

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 9:31:58 PM
#317:


....no

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 9:32:43 PM
#318:


JimCarrysToe posted...
IDK!!!! Ive seen click and 50 first dates and a few others tho!

50 first dates was actually really good, but 90s Sandler was best Sandler.

Uncut gems was fucking good though. That movie was tense as hell.

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 9:33:01 PM
#319:


JimCarrysToe posted...
....no

Waterboy?


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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 9:33:24 PM
#320:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Waterboy?
..................also no

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 9:33:43 PM
#321:


I've never been more pissed in my life. I gotta step outside.

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 9:39:59 PM
#322:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I've never been more pissed in my life. I gotta step outside.
Try not to fuck yourself with any cacti.

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 9:40:35 PM
#323:


JimCarrysToe posted...
..................also no

I mean this is getting into lesser territory but mr deeds? Little Nicky?

Help me help you Jim.

Otherwise this is probly gonna end like happy vs Bob barker and I don't want to get beat up by Bob barker. NOT THAT YOU GET THAT REFERENCE ANYWAYS.


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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/21 9:50:47 PM
#324:


JimCarrysToe posted...
..................also no
Lmao!!d

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 9:56:24 PM
#325:


..... so...

This one is gold, i fucking hate borthdays so much lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5f8WoV0zbQ

Also that part where he said his mom did all the work... on yt i saw this guy talking about how on his bday his crazy mom actually made it all about her. He had to buy her gifts, do extra chores, get on the floor and bow to her and thank her for giving birth to him, and i think even give her a foot rub. It was insane.

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Smackems
12/15/21 9:58:30 PM
#326:


I miss ol girl's arm hair

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 10:02:20 PM
#327:


Holy shit just the start of that had me cracking up off the bat.

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 10:04:21 PM
#328:


Smackems posted...
I miss ol girl's arm hair

here! U can have mine
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/0/AAaOPhAACs70.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 10:08:37 PM
#329:


https://youtu.be/A99lPUwyUpc

Also the dream one.

https://youtu.be/FFeWW1uvgys

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Smackems
12/15/21 10:10:09 PM
#330:


JimCarrysToe posted...
here! U can have mine
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/0/AAaOPhAACs70.jpg
Taint fuzzy enough. She was like BEAR

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TreyFlowers
12/15/21 10:18:57 PM
#331:


He's here and safe and healthy

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Smackems
12/15/21 10:24:53 PM
#332:


TreyFlowers posted...
He's here and safe and healthy
That's good

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 10:27:50 PM
#333:


TreyFlowers posted...
He's here and safe and healthy
Congrats man!! New dad Trey

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 10:28:50 PM
#334:


Also the trifecta of Sandler is Happy Gilmore, Waterboy and Billy Madison, you and your hairy arms need to watch at least one Jim what the hell.

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Smackems
12/15/21 11:09:42 PM
#335:


Just Waterboy will do

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Smackems
12/15/21 11:20:01 PM
#337:


Just so y'all know, this is my only account. I shall sink with it if it goes down

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Smackems
12/15/21 11:29:00 PM
#339:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

They put me in purgatory for making fun of a dead thousand year old civilizations names one time so I wouldn't be so sure

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 11:38:03 PM
#340:


Making an alt is easy, if you feel like doing it. Just make an account and send a message that you are Smackems and they will push it through. It's how I got both of mine.

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Smackems
12/15/21 11:39:00 PM
#341:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Making an alt is easy, if you feel like doing it. Just make an account and send a message that you are Smackems and they will push it through. It's how I got both of mine.
Send a message??

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 11:43:04 PM
#342:


Yeah there's a "Send a message to the moderation staff" option. I don't remember if it's in the initial sign up or if they don't allow it at first and then you send the message "in error"

But as long as you say it's you, it's no issue.

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Smackems
12/15/21 11:44:00 PM
#343:


So that's how new users keep getting in here?

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 11:46:49 PM
#345:


Yeah, apparently. I tried making a bunch and they all got rejected. I finally asked and someone told me to message them and I did and said it's Mabus making an alt account and it got pushed through quick.

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 11:48:17 PM
#346:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

See I always use a VPN also, so maybe the IP I was registering with was the same as other banned users that use the same VPN service.

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Smackems
12/16/21 12:04:24 AM
#348:


I'm too lazy to sail

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MabusIncarnate
12/16/21 12:28:02 AM
#349:


Anyone know a good divorce lawyer? My wife is watching anime.

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JimCarrysToe
12/16/21 12:31:38 AM
#350:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Anyone know a good divorce lawyer? My wife is watching anime.
Rofl i just got here to post this. Guess this is you two right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOZA43UGPE

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/16/21 12:32:54 AM
#351:


Just got back from my neighbors. Had a couple beers in addition to the 4 pints of beer I had before hand. Felt weird coming straight home after work actually, the new girl's cousin got shot last night in Albuquerque so she went up there and got back late. I could have gotten loaded tonight but I kept it minimal because I know i'll be with her tomorrow and I don't wanna feel like shit. I hate to say it but when i'm with her I don't feel the urge to get all loaded. It's a weird thing where everything with her is the opposite of my ex and it's been blowing my mind.

Congrats Trey on Johnny Jr.

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