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CanuckCowboy 12/15/21 8:42:57 PM #302: |
Years ago staying a hotel i got so drunk i pissed the bed and since I had to be at work I couldn't hide the room service from finding out. So I left a big tip and pretended it never happened when I got back to the hotel that night and forever after. It only occurs to me now I could have put up the do no disturb or called off room service that day. But also I didn't want a pee bed and I didn't exactly have other sheets or laundry. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/15/21 8:43:15 PM #303: |
JimCarrysToe posted... I wet someone elses bed when i was nine. It was the top bunk that wasnt used much. I never told anyone.Damn...we all need a billy madison in our lives --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 8:43:30 PM #304: |
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... That sounds nice. I have been drinking this evening, so maybe I'll post a picture of my cat later tonight.That's good though, you could have a brother or something that never let's you forget. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/15/21 8:43:48 PM #305: |
CanuckCowboy posted... Years ago staying a hotel i got so drunk i passed the bed and since I had tobbe at work I couldn't hide the room service from finding out. So I left a big tip and pretended it never happened when I got back to the hotel that night and forever after.Until today --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/15/21 8:44:41 PM #306: |
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... Until today True. One person starts talking about peeing themselves and it all comes flooding back. Lol. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 8:44:42 PM #307: |
Multiple times the mail lady has seen my naked ass sleeping in the grass. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/15/21 8:44:54 PM #308: |
MabusIncarnate posted... That's good though, you could have a brother or something that never let's you forget.I have a little brother, but he was probably playing with some other little kids and doesn't even know you this day --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/15/21 8:45:31 PM #309: |
CanuckCowboy posted... True. One person starts talking about peeing themselves and it all comes flooding back. Lol. --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 12/15/21 8:45:35 PM #310: |
I remember one time me and some friends from work went to this chicks house I liked. We played some dumbass drinking game and if you lose the round you have to drink WARM beer. Well I lost the first round and drank it. I struggled for like 10-15 seconds and puked on my shirt. The nice thing is I had nothing to eat that day so I basically just puked up beer and it smelled like beer so I just said I spilled my beer on me. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 8:58:52 PM #311: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... I remember one time me and some friends from work went to this chicks house I liked. We played some dumbass drinking game and if you lose the round you have to drink WARM beer. Well I lost the first round and drank it. I struggled for like 10-15 seconds and puked on my shirt. The nice thing is I had nothing to eat that day so I basically just puked up beer and it smelled like beer so I just said I spilled my beer on me.Man I remember when I was like 17, and my buddy's dad had a bbq get together that weekend. So we raided the beer, it was sitting out and room temperature. We puked like 5 times drinking that warm crap, but kept at it all night. Turns out we were into the non-alcoholic cans and we had no idea. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/15/21 9:19:40 PM #312: |
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... Damn...we all need a billy madison in our livesWho dat Edit. Oh i should watch that --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/15/21 9:22:53 PM #313: |
For fuck sakes jim seriously? This is why the world is going to hell. Specifically because people don't recognize 90s Adam Sandler movies and literally no other reason. https://youtu.be/JRpouK0KmWQ Edit- yeah I think youse better if you knows whats good for yas. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 12/15/21 9:22:54 PM #314: |
How have you not seen Billy Madison???? GET OUT!!!!! --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/15/21 9:29:40 PM #315: |
IDK!!!! Ive seen click and 50 first dates and a few others tho! --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 12/15/21 9:31:16 PM #316: |
You've seeeeen Happy Gilmore right? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/15/21 9:31:58 PM #317: |
....no --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/15/21 9:32:43 PM #318: |
JimCarrysToe posted... IDK!!!! Ive seen click and 50 first dates and a few others tho! 50 first dates was actually really good, but 90s Sandler was best Sandler. Uncut gems was fucking good though. That movie was tense as hell. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/15/21 9:33:01 PM #319: |
JimCarrysToe posted... ....no Waterboy? --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/15/21 9:33:24 PM #320: |
CanuckCowboy posted... Waterboy?..................also no --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 12/15/21 9:33:43 PM #321: |
I've never been more pissed in my life. I gotta step outside. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/15/21 9:39:59 PM #322: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... I've never been more pissed in my life. I gotta step outside.Try not to fuck yourself with any cacti. --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/15/21 9:40:35 PM #323: |
JimCarrysToe posted... ..................also no I mean this is getting into lesser territory but mr deeds? Little Nicky? Help me help you Jim. Otherwise this is probly gonna end like happy vs Bob barker and I don't want to get beat up by Bob barker. NOT THAT YOU GET THAT REFERENCE ANYWAYS. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/15/21 9:50:47 PM #324: |
JimCarrysToe posted... ..................also noLmao!!d --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/15/21 9:56:24 PM #325: |
..... so... This one is gold, i fucking hate borthdays so much lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5f8WoV0zbQ Also that part where he said his mom did all the work... on yt i saw this guy talking about how on his bday his crazy mom actually made it all about her. He had to buy her gifts, do extra chores, get on the floor and bow to her and thank her for giving birth to him, and i think even give her a foot rub. It was insane. --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/15/21 9:58:30 PM #326: |
I miss ol girl's arm hair --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/15/21 10:02:20 PM #327: |
Holy shit just the start of that had me cracking up off the bat. --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/15/21 10:04:21 PM #328: |
Smackems posted... I miss ol girl's arm hair here! U can have mine https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/0/AAaOPhAACs70.jpg --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/15/21 10:08:37 PM #329: |
https://youtu.be/A99lPUwyUpc Also the dream one. https://youtu.be/FFeWW1uvgys --- "Theres still a lot of booze I aint drunk and a lot of pretty thoughts I aint thunk" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/15/21 10:10:09 PM #330: |
JimCarrysToe posted... here! U can have mineTaint fuzzy enough. She was like BEAR --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TreyFlowers 12/15/21 10:18:57 PM #331: |
He's here and safe and healthy --- and i know i'm not dead because i just threw up in my own mouth, swallowed back, this hangover ain't that bad ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/15/21 10:24:53 PM #332: |
TreyFlowers posted... He's here and safe and healthyThat's good --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 10:27:50 PM #333: |
TreyFlowers posted... He's here and safe and healthyCongrats man!! New dad Trey --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 10:28:50 PM #334: |
Also the trifecta of Sandler is Happy Gilmore, Waterboy and Billy Madison, you and your hairy arms need to watch at least one Jim what the hell. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/15/21 11:09:42 PM #335: |
Just Waterboy will do --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/15/21 11:20:01 PM #337: |
Just so y'all know, this is my only account. I shall sink with it if it goes down --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/15/21 11:29:00 PM #339: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] They put me in purgatory for making fun of a dead thousand year old civilizations names one time so I wouldn't be so sure --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 11:38:03 PM #340: |
Making an alt is easy, if you feel like doing it. Just make an account and send a message that you are Smackems and they will push it through. It's how I got both of mine. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/15/21 11:39:00 PM #341: |
MabusIncarnate posted... Making an alt is easy, if you feel like doing it. Just make an account and send a message that you are Smackems and they will push it through. It's how I got both of mine.Send a message?? --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 11:43:04 PM #342: |
Yeah there's a "Send a message to the moderation staff" option. I don't remember if it's in the initial sign up or if they don't allow it at first and then you send the message "in error" But as long as you say it's you, it's no issue. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/15/21 11:44:00 PM #343: |
So that's how new users keep getting in here? --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 11:46:49 PM #345: |
Yeah, apparently. I tried making a bunch and they all got rejected. I finally asked and someone told me to message them and I did and said it's Mabus making an alt account and it got pushed through quick. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/15/21 11:48:17 PM #346: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] See I always use a VPN also, so maybe the IP I was registering with was the same as other banned users that use the same VPN service. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 12/16/21 12:04:24 AM #348: |
I'm too lazy to sail --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/16/21 12:28:02 AM #349: |
Anyone know a good divorce lawyer? My wife is watching anime. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/16/21 12:31:38 AM #350: |
MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone know a good divorce lawyer? My wife is watching anime.Rofl i just got here to post this. Guess this is you two right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOZA43UGPE --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 12/16/21 12:32:54 AM #351: |
Just got back from my neighbors. Had a couple beers in addition to the 4 pints of beer I had before hand. Felt weird coming straight home after work actually, the new girl's cousin got shot last night in Albuquerque so she went up there and got back late. I could have gotten loaded tonight but I kept it minimal because I know i'll be with her tomorrow and I don't wanna feel like shit. I hate to say it but when i'm with her I don't feel the urge to get all loaded. It's a weird thing where everything with her is the opposite of my ex and it's been blowing my mind. Congrats Trey on Johnny Jr. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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