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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 12:12:38 AM
#252:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49S6_lo3ycQ

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 12:18:18 AM
#253:


Always loved how Santa's Little Helper always looks so derped out.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 12:23:27 AM
#254:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN_rQQDInxw

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Smackems
12/15/21 12:41:31 AM
#255:


You mean that feller that plays the blues and died in an airplane crash?

Nope, that's Stevie Ray Vaughan. Steamy Ray Vaughan just shits his britches

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 12:48:19 AM
#256:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/_vaf-VhhT4k

@JimCarrysToe

You ever watch Ryan George videos?
Ive seen that video before but not his others i think. I love that one

Run canuck so i can try to touch you ()


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BlazinBlue88
12/15/21 12:49:19 AM
#257:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Damn, I'm intrigued. I'm one of those cult fans of Firefly, probably watched it 5 times through.

Ticket to Ride is a great, fairly basic game that is a lot of fun for two people if you all are looking for a new one. Catan is great too.
Intrigued about us making a girl rage quit over Powerpuff girls Monopoly or the Firefly game?

The Powerpuff girls Monopoly actually has some cool extra rules where you can put a villain on a property and prevent that property from collecting rent. Leads to some interesting situations. Wish all themed Monopoly games had unique rules. Either way, we'd make deals like I'll give you this property as long as you don't charge me rent on the next 3 spaces of yours I land on. Stuff like that. Girl was some Uber competitive person and thought we were giving each other special treatment cause we were married. Meanwhile our super drunk friend was stoking the flames of her rage. She stopped being friends with us over the game. Whole thing was the best time I've ever had with Monopoly.

This is the Firefly game.
https://www.amazon.com/Gale-Force-Nine-Firefly-Game/dp/0992251656

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 12:56:01 AM
#258:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy1vDjxwbpM

Also i love the cat one lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 1:00:41 AM
#259:


Alriiiiight so now I don't want a cat or go to a restaurant again. Eyes opened.

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 1:21:21 AM
#260:


You dont wanna be a teacher either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7yI486gaOE

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 1:32:15 AM
#261:


At least I won't have to drive there anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vgfqV_htc

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 2:13:03 AM
#262:


I'm watching this 2nd Venom movie, it's wild.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 2:51:56 AM
#263:


I'm so fucked with this new girl. She will not keep me out of her sight and I let it happen because I genuinely want to be around her all the time. We both just had a fucky relationship put behind us at damn near the exact same time. I've never spent this much time with a female I could very well be involved with and it's all hugs at the end of the night. I go home. 2 hours later she texts me how grateful she is that i'm in her life....

Now people around us both are talking about how we spend 24/7 together and I don't know what the fuck to say. She slipped one night and said she didn't deserve someone like me and I told her she has it ass backwards but she's extremely hesitant and I am too because she told me to think about it. Yet everytime we get together it's just hugs and I also don't wanna pull the trigger.

It's fucked in a weird way.

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Smackems
12/15/21 2:55:41 AM
#264:


Nothin to it but to do it

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 2:56:44 AM
#265:


Actually I think she's a lesbian.

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 3:00:56 AM
#266:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually I think she's a lesbian.
Oh shit, really? That would be a hell of a twist.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 3:05:12 AM
#267:


She talks shit about men all the time. I'm ok though somehow.

She hasn't seen me drunk once yet though. It's comin...

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Smackems
12/15/21 3:09:33 AM
#268:


Either you're in dude or you're severely friendzoned

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 3:14:14 AM
#269:


I got no alternatives so let's just roll the dice on this one eh?

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 3:16:00 AM
#270:


To be fair, sooner you try to make a small move, like kiss her, the sooner you'll know. It might not be something you want to drag out forever, but you also don't want to flat out ask her or something. I know you said she does Tik Tok videos and stuff, any hints of anything on her public social media?

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IfGodCouldDie
12/15/21 3:17:27 AM
#271:


I'd say go for it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 3:23:10 AM
#272:


MabusIncarnate posted...
To be fair, sooner you try to make a small move, like kiss her, the sooner you'll know. It might not be something you want to drag out forever, but you also don't want to flat out ask her or something. I know you said she does Tik Tok videos and stuff, any hints of anything on her public social media?

Oh yeah. Hints for and against.....

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 3:46:23 AM
#273:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct7qaFtG3WM

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BlazinBlue88
12/15/21 7:51:39 AM
#274:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I got no alternatives so let's just roll the dice on this one eh?
I think you need to be up front and ask her if she's interested in a relationship with you or if she just wants to be friends. You need to know where you stand. All this uncertainty isn't healthy if you want more than just friendship.

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 11:56:07 AM
#275:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Ive seen that video before but not his others i think. I love that one

Run canuck so i can try to touch you ()

Thats the best line in any of them I've seen so far. Before yesterday I only knew that guy from pitch meetings.

The first man to have a zoo and the first guy to go to a drive thru were hilarious too. And the first guy to get delivery.


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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 12:00:30 PM
#276:


https://youtu.be/6eCeS8PLcZE

The first guy to get drunk.

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TreyFlowers
12/15/21 5:52:54 PM
#277:


Baby gonna be here in about an hour. In the hospital now waiting to go to the theatre (C-section)

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 5:54:39 PM
#278:


Go baby Trey and Mrs Trey!

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Smackems
12/15/21 5:58:02 PM
#279:


TreyFlowers posted...
Baby gonna be here in about an hour. In the hospital now waiting to go to the theatre (C-section)
Good luck

Err I mean that in a good way lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 6:10:06 PM
#280:


Hell yeah Trey your days of sleeping are almost over.

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Smackems
12/15/21 6:45:38 PM
#281:


https://youtu.be/9LD3NKlS55g

The Midnight - Vampires

Chill ass Saxy Sax

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 6:50:00 PM
#282:


What if it comes out a dinosaur?

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Smackems
12/15/21 6:55:58 PM
#283:


MabusIncarnate posted...
What if it comes out a dinosaur?
No one woulda SAUR that coming

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 7:44:56 PM
#284:


2nd Venom movie wasn't bad, Woody Harrelson was solid. Probably a good one to drink and watch, lot of dumb humor.

Also @Pandamonic come on now man, starting to get concerned here. I dont want another Hajile incident when someone vanishes and we never know why or what happened.

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 7:55:41 PM
#285:


Canuckcanuckcanuck this one has FuCk in the url lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajAFuCkpTXY

@CanuckCowboy @Johnny_Nutcase lol

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 7:59:42 PM
#286:


That fuck in the url is almost as big as a coincidence as the fact that me and both those dudes have had crocodiles bite our penis.

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 8:05:03 PM
#287:


I think I ran into it twice where I couldn't post a link because it had a banned word in the url, like the C one that rhymes with a ketchup brand.

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 8:06:51 PM
#288:


I think johnny got bit on the dick by a croc too. You fuckin men and your need to put your dicks where they dont belong... tsk tsk tsk.

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 8:07:54 PM
#289:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I think johnny got bit on the dick by a croc too. You fuckin men and your need to put your dicks where they dont belong... tsk tsk tsk.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/2/AANJGaAACs6I.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 8:09:13 PM
#290:


Johnny's dick IS the crocodile. He's the reigning dick chicken champ.

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 8:11:30 PM
#291:


Pffffft his dick is a chicken strip. He should go get munched again

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/21 8:11:36 PM
#292:


So I've not paid attention to these topics. What happens in them?

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 8:12:51 PM
#293:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
So I've not paid attention to these topics. What happens in them?

I'm gonna clip your teeth with my moms toenail trimmers.

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MabusIncarnate
12/15/21 8:13:54 PM
#294:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
So I've not paid attention to these topics. What happens in them?
Talk about gaming, post music, no politics, post pics of our pets, talk about movies and other random stuff. Oh, and drinking.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/21 8:14:04 PM
#295:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I'm gonna clip your teeth with my moms toenail trimmers.
I'm sorry to intrude. Carry on

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 8:25:27 PM
#296:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I'm sorry to intrude. Carry on
No no thats just how we greet eachother here! Want a hotdog? Ketchup milkshake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkIan-CEe5U

@Dat_Cracka_Jax tell us your favorite worst day ever memory

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/15/21 8:32:08 PM
#297:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Pffffft his dick is a chicken strip. He should go get munched again

You staring through my windows again Jim? We talked about this just come in and ask me nicely and i'll show it to you.


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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/21 8:36:03 PM
#298:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Talk about gaming, post music, no politics, post pics of our pets, talk about movies and other random stuff. Oh, and drinking.
That sounds nice. I have been drinking this evening, so maybe I'll post a picture of my cat later tonight.

JimCarrysToe posted...
No no thats just how we greet eachother here! Want a hotdog? Ketchup milkshake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkIan-CEe5U

@Dat_Cracka_Jax tell us your favorite worst day ever memory
Well then, I feel very welcomed.

I'm sure I've had much worse days, but the one that comes to mind is a memory from little league baseball (elementary school, but I don't recall what grade).

It was a cool day game. I was playing shortstop and I really needed to pee. It was had been a long inning but we had two outs and really thought I could make it through the inning...but I couldn't. I felt my bladder let loose and kind of fell to my knees. When I was getting up, I kicked the dirt around to cover up the piss.

No one ever brought it up or gave me shit for it, but that was still my last year playing baseball. I really liked playing...

Don't roast me to hard for being vulnerable with you

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 8:36:18 PM
#299:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You staring through my windows again Jim? We talked about this just come in and ask me nicely and i'll show it to you.
I dont wanna munch your chicken strip johnny, go bully some ants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9v0ruQUU8E

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CanuckCowboy
12/15/21 8:37:05 PM
#300:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
That sounds nice. I have been drinking this evening, so maybe I'll post a picture of my cat later tonight

You're off to a great start in the topics.

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JimCarrysToe
12/15/21 8:40:19 PM
#301:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
That sounds nice. I have been drinking this evening, so maybe I'll post a picture of my cat later tonight.

Well then, I feel very welcomed.

I'm sure I've had much worse days, but the one that comes to mind is a memory from little league baseball (elementary school, but I don't recall what grade).

It was a cool day game. I was playing shortstop and I really needed to pee. It was had been a long inning but we had two outs and really thought I could make it through the inning...but I couldn't. I felt my bladder let loose and kind of fell to my knees. When I was getting up, I kicked the dirt around to cover up the piss.

No one ever brought it up or gave me shit for it, but that was still my last year playing baseball. I really liked playing...

Don't roast me to hard for being vulnerable with you
I wet someone elses bed when i was nine. It was the top bunk that wasnt used much. I never told anyone.

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