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DepreceV2 12/10/21 2:20:56 AM #1:	Another L from the club tonight. I even tried dropping my monster condom in front of some hot chicks so they would know it was for my magnum dong. Even that failed me. I give up --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:960784483] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Another L from the club tonight. I even tried dropping my monster condom in front of some hot chicks so they would know it was for my magnum dong. Even that failed me. I give up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/10/21 2:21:45 AM #2:	Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, bruh. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960784494] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, bruh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/10/21 2:24:22 AM #3:	Heartomaton posted... Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, bruh. I cant get past the first step. Why do you think I dropped the monster condom in the first place? --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:960784540] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, bruh.</quote> I cant get past the first step. Why do you think I dropped the monster condom in the first place? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 12/10/21 2:25:40 AM #4:	DepreceV2 posted... Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:960784556] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>DepreceV2 posted... </cite> <quote>Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 12/10/21 2:25:54 AM #5:	Just hit the gym until you have the muscle strength to literally pick them up. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:960784559] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Just hit the gym until you have the muscle strength to literally pick them up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/10/21 2:26:48 AM #6:	Thompson posted... Just hit the gym until you have the muscle strength to literally pick them up. Genius --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:960784582] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted... </cite> <quote>Just hit the gym until you have the muscle strength to literally pick them up.</quote> Genius </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 12/10/21 2:30:28 AM #7:	@STEROLIZER and halp TC --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:960784627] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote> @STEROLIZER and halp TC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 12/10/21 2:48:25 AM #8:	Next time drop your wallet and show them a few 100s. --- FAM FOREVER. \| https://imgur.com/cGrHeeU <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:960784821] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Next time drop your wallet and show them a few 100s. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 12/10/21 2:49:47 AM #9:	Lift with your legs, not your back. --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. <cite>Trumble posted [p:960784834] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Lift with your legs, not your back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/10/21 2:56:57 AM #10:	DepreceV2 posted... I cant get past the first step. Why do you think I dropped the monster condom in the first place? How can you fail at demonstrating value? Arcanine2009 posted... halp TC Please don't summon that arrogant chode. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960784916] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>DepreceV2 posted... </cite> <quote>I cant get past the first step. Why do you think I dropped the monster condom in the first place?</quote> How can you fail at demonstrating value? Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>halp TC</quote> Please don't summon that arrogant chode. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/10/21 3:05:50 AM #11:	My secret to picking up girls was to become one of them. Gain their trust. Have lesbian sex. Basically, I'm even above a sigma male. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:960785008] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>My secret to picking up girls was to become one of them. Gain their trust. Have lesbian sex. Basically, I'm even above a sigma male. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/10/21 3:22:33 AM #12:	gunplagirl posted... My secret to picking up girls was to become one of them. Gain their trust. Have lesbian sex. Basically, I'm even above a sigma male. The next step is to become all girls and then pick up yourself. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:960785193] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>My secret to picking up girls was to become one of them. Gain their trust. Have lesbian sex. Basically, I'm even above a sigma male.</quote>The next step is to become all girls and then pick up yourself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan 12/10/21 3:27:37 AM #13:	Getting women is situational, and variable. I am a well above average looking man, most of my female friends say I could be a model, if it matters... I neverrrrrr ever get girls at clubs. It's not that you suck or you don't have it, it's the situational environment isn't comforting for them. My buddies are just as good looking as me, and they do in fact get those girls in the club. But they try very hard... they'll go up to 7 girls in one night until one of them budges. But the truth is, you don't want those fucking girls. Guys and gals who are like that are fucking nasty. So these girls are turning you down because they "believe" you're just like "my" guy friends, aka whores. And while society tries to make you think that everyone is sleeping around, well news flash, they are not haha. Most of your friends are in relationships. Once you change your mindset, you'll get the women. Most importantly, stay out of the club. Romance should never begin there. Instead meet friends through friends, coworkers, outings and functions. Settings where alcohol use is the primary objective are not very romantic, and such women change their willingness to accept potential mates at these places. --- I like backwards compatibility. <cite>zinezinzadan posted [p:960785240] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Getting women is situational, and variable. I am a well above average looking man, most of my female friends say I could be a model, if it matters... I neverrrrrr ever get girls at clubs. It's not that you suck or you don't have it, it's the situational environment isn't comforting for them. My buddies are just as good looking as me, and they do in fact get those girls in the club. But they try very hard... they'll go up to 7 girls in one night until one of them budges. But the truth is, you don't want those fucking girls. Guys and gals who are like that are fucking nasty. So these girls are turning you down because they "believe" you're just like "my" guy friends, aka whores. And while society tries to make you think that everyone is sleeping around, well news flash, they are not haha. Most of your friends are in relationships. Once you change your mindset, you'll get the women. Most importantly, stay out of the club. Romance should never begin there. Instead meet friends through friends, coworkers, outings and functions. Settings where alcohol use is the primary objective are not very romantic, and such women change their willingness to accept potential mates at these places. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 12/10/21 3:47:03 AM #14:	zinezinzadan posted... Getting women is situational, and variable. I am a well above average looking man, most of my female friends say I could be a model, if it matters... I neverrrrrr ever get girls at clubs. It's not that you suck or you don't have it, it's the situational environment isn't comforting for them. My buddies are just as good looking as me, and they do in fact get those girls in the club. But they try very hard... they'll go up to 7 girls in one night until one of them budges. But the truth is, you don't want those fucking girls. Guys and gals who are like that are fucking nasty. So these girls are turning you down because they "believe" you're just like "my" guy friends, aka whores. And while society tries to make you think that everyone is sleeping around, well news flash, they are not haha. Most of your friends are in relationships. Once you change your mindset, you'll get the women. Most importantly, stay out of the club. Romance should never begin there. Instead meet friends through friends, coworkers, outings and functions. Settings where alcohol use is the primary objective are not very romantic, and such women change their willingness to accept potential mates at these places. >,> --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:960785440] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>zinezinzadan posted... </cite> <quote>Getting women is situational, and variable. I am a well above average looking man, most of my female friends say I could be a model, if it matters... I neverrrrrr ever get girls at clubs. It's not that you suck or you don't have it, it's the situational environment isn't comforting for them. My buddies are just as good looking as me, and they do in fact get those girls in the club. But they try very hard... they'll go up to 7 girls in one night until one of them budges. But the truth is, you don't want those fucking girls. Guys and gals who are like that are fucking nasty. So these girls are turning you down because they "believe" you're just like "my" guy friends, aka whores. And while society tries to make you think that everyone is sleeping around, well news flash, they are not haha. Most of your friends are in relationships. Once you change your mindset, you'll get the women. Most importantly, stay out of the club. Romance should never begin there. Instead meet friends through friends, coworkers, outings and functions. Settings where alcohol use is the primary objective are not very romantic, and such women change their willingness to accept potential mates at these places.</quote>>,> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jefejonny 12/10/21 3:59:26 AM #15:	gunplagirl posted... My secret to picking up girls was to become one of them. Gain their trust. Have lesbian sex. Basically, I'm even above a sigma male. WOW --- Phew <cite>Jefejonny posted [p:960785568] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>My secret to picking up girls was to become one of them. Gain their trust. Have lesbian sex. Basically, I'm even above a sigma male.</quote>WOW </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/10/21 4:04:35 AM #16:	Jefejonny posted... WOW Yes, even more powerful than a sigma is a she. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:960785636] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Jefejonny posted... </cite> <quote>WOW</quote>Yes, even more powerful than a sigma is a she. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/10/21 4:04:59 AM #17:	gj gunplaygirl --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960785643] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>gj gunplaygirl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/10/21 4:13:58 AM #18:	Trumble posted... Lift with your legs, not your back. That is a great idea. My magnum dong is pretty damn heavy after all --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:960785725] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Lift with your legs, not your back.</quote> That is a great idea. My magnum dong is pretty damn heavy after all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 12/10/21 4:14:00 AM #19:	dont even try. just grab them and kiss them if you're good you're in if you're bad, well, you're a potential sex offender and best have your running shoes on to book it from the cops --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:960785726] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>dont even try. just grab them and kiss them if you're good you're in if you're bad, well, you're a potential sex offender and best have your running shoes on to book it from the cops </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 12/10/21 4:24:51 AM #20:	Act like you don't give a shit and they will take notice. --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:960785854] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Act like you don't give a shit and they will take notice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan 12/10/21 4:30:36 AM #21:	Smackems posted... >,> What haha? I apologize if you bars are youre preferred choice to find new partners. I don't mean to be rude, but I truly believe bars are best served as a venue to be had for friends. I never approach strangers at bars. It's not romantic. And every time I've tried, I have been turned down lol. I got my answer. bulletproofvita posted... Act like you don't give a shit and they will take notice. This 1000x over. Young men take forever to figure this out. The amount of women that I "finally won" after I "stopped giving a shit and didnt want to be with anyone anymore" is a testament of how flawed human interaction is. I became borderline depressed with the fact that no women wanted me. When i reached that point, they all started coming. I wish this was a joke, my generation has severe psychological issues. They want what they cant have. I would literally tell women to leave me alone and that I do not wish to speak to them, 3 days later they'll send me 7 texts on me phone asking how i am and sending me smiley faces and asking if i wanna join their group for ice skating. If a guy did that to a girl who said she wasnt interested You'd be labeled a creep. --- "If you disagree with drug use you're racist" - CE user Shablagoo & JKWaffle <cite>zinezinzadan posted [p:960785909] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>>,></quote>What haha? I apologize if you bars are youre preferred choice to find new partners. I don't mean to be rude, but I truly believe bars are best served as a venue to be had for friends. I never approach strangers at bars. It's not romantic. And every time I've tried, I have been turned down lol. I got my answer. bulletproofvita posted... </cite> <quote>Act like you don't give a shit and they will take notice.</quote>This 1000x over. Young men take forever to figure this out. The amount of women that I "finally won" after I "stopped giving a shit and didnt want to be with anyone anymore" is a testament of how flawed human interaction is. I became borderline depressed with the fact that no women wanted me. When i reached that point, they all started coming. I wish this was a joke, my generation has severe psychological issues. They want what they cant have. I would literally tell women to leave me alone and that I do not wish to speak to them, 3 days later they'll send me 7 texts on me phone asking how i am and sending me smiley faces and asking if i wanna join their group for ice skating. If a guy did that to a girl who said she wasnt interested You'd be labeled a creep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 12/10/21 4:35:01 AM #22:	@zinezinzadan yeah bruh I've been single all year and haven't wanted to talk to any girls...yet I've been propersitioned quite a few times. --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:960785946] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>@zinezinzadan yeah bruh I've been single all year and haven't wanted to talk to any girls...yet I've been propersitioned quite a few times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
STEROLIZER 12/10/21 11:07:26 AM #23:	Arcanine2009 posted... @STEROLIZER and halp TC I give up. People on CE are so beyond helpless that any attempt at giving them legitimate advice just enrages them to the point where I start getting stalked and doxxed --- GameFaqs Cryptocurrency & NFT Board: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1285-bitcoin-and-cryptocurrency <cite>STEROLIZER posted [p:960791999] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>@STEROLIZER and halp TC</quote> I give up. People on CE are so beyond helpless that any attempt at giving them legitimate advice just enrages them to the point where I start getting stalked and doxxed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrDrMan 12/10/21 11:08:57 AM #24:	bulletproofvita posted... Act like you don't give a shit and they will take notice. This. Key to getting a woman interested is getting her to realize you dont need her. Fucked up but its true. --- Pimpin aint easy Chiefs/Royals/Lakers 2015/2016 champs baby <cite>MrDrMan posted [p:960792034] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>bulletproofvita posted... </cite> <quote>Act like you don't give a shit and they will take notice.</quote> This. Key to getting a woman interested is getting her to realize you dont need her. Fucked up but its true. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 12/10/21 11:09:46 AM #25:	https://youtu.be/us5MGEL5W34 --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:960792064] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/us5MGEL5W34 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jabodie 12/10/21 11:25:32 AM #27:	Most people I know that hook up regularly get the majority of their partners through apps. It's just very convenient. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:960792463] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Most people I know that hook up regularly get the majority of their partners through apps. It's just very convenient. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 12/10/21 11:36:29 AM #28:	Heartomaton posted... Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, bruh. I prefer the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. system myself. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960792729] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, bruh.</quote>I prefer the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. system myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kiyune 12/10/21 2:09:12 PM #29:	MrDrMan posted... This. Key to getting a woman interested is getting her to realize you dont need her. Fucked up but its true. It's very unhealthy and inadvisable to label all women or men with one brush like this. Everyone is an individual, not someone who has to arbitrarily match the qualities of a group because of anecdotal evidence. Like if my boyfriend acted like he "didn't give a shit" about me then I sure would not be very happy in that relationship, and I'm 100% sure that there's a lot of other men and women who feel the same way. Some people like feeling loved you know --- The legend has been silenced for over seven hundred years... And now, the mystery unfolds. <cite>Kiyune posted [p:960796892] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>MrDrMan posted... </cite> <quote>This. Key to getting a woman interested is getting her to realize you dont need her. Fucked up but its true.</quote>It's very unhealthy and inadvisable to label all women or men with one brush like this. Everyone is an individual, not someone who has to arbitrarily match the qualities of a group because of anecdotal evidence. Like if my boyfriend acted like he "didn't give a shit" about me then I sure would not be very happy in that relationship, and I'm 100% sure that there's a lot of other men and women who feel the same way. Some people like feeling loved you know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrDrMan 12/10/21 3:46:39 PM #30:	Kiyune posted... It's very unhealthy and inadvisable to label all women or men with one brush like this. Everyone is an individual, not someone who has to arbitrarily match the qualities of a group because of anecdotal evidence. Like if my boyfriend acted like he "didn't give a shit" about me then I sure would not be very happy in that relationship, and I'm 100% sure that there's a lot of other men and women who feel the same way. Some people like feeling loved you know Notice how I said key to getting a woman interested. I never said you should be treating your partner like that. Completely different when youre in a relationship vs single. You shouldnt be single and putting anyone on a pedestal. Thats saved for a relationship. --- Pimpin aint easy Chiefs/Royals/Lakers 2015/2016 champs baby <cite>MrDrMan posted [p:960799437] in I just can... [t:79803621]...</cite> <quote>Kiyune posted... </cite> <quote>It's very unhealthy and inadvisable to label all women or men with one brush like this. Everyone is an individual, not someone who has to arbitrarily match the qualities of a group because of anecdotal evidence. Like if my boyfriend acted like he "didn't give a shit" about me then I sure would not be very happy in that relationship, and I'm 100% sure that there's a lot of other men and women who feel the same way. Some people like feeling loved you know</quote> Notice how I said key to getting a woman interested. I never said you should be treating your partner like that. Completely different when youre in a relationship vs single. You shouldnt be single and putting anyone on a pedestal. Thats saved for a relationship. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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