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AngelicRadiance 12/09/21 11:20:19 PM #1:	$1000 or the ability to double jump in real life Gimme money Hippity hoppity $1000 or the ability to double jump in real life - Results (117 votes) Gimme money 12.82% (15 votes) 15 Hippity hoppity 87.18% (102 votes) 102 You double jump as high as your regular jump --- She/Her <cite>AngelicRadiance posted [p:960780528] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote> $1000 or the ability to double jump in real life Gimme money Hippity hoppity Vote View Results $1000 or the ability to double jump in real life - Results (117 votes) Gimme money 12.82% (15 votes) 15 Hippity hoppity 87.18% (102 votes) 102 Show Voting Form You double jump as high as your regular jump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/09/21 11:22:36 PM #2:	Hippity hoppity will get so much more money because its impossible IRL, and will thus draw a huge crowd wholl pay big money for real life magic --- @taylorswift13 I want to rub my junk over every square inch of your body taylor - No_U_L7 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:960780619] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>Hippity hoppity will get so much more money because its impossible IRL, and will thus draw a huge crowd wholl pay big money for real life magic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/09/21 11:22:53 PM #3:	$1000 is nothing. Give me double jump --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:960780626] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>$1000 is nothing. Give me double jump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 12/09/21 11:26:11 PM #4:	double jump would allow me to escape much more effectively in the event i rob a store for more than $1000. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:960780774] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>double jump would allow me to escape much more effectively in the event i rob a store for more than $1000. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dioxxys 12/09/21 11:27:16 PM #5:	AngelicRadiance posted... You double jump as high as your regular jump jeez thats pathetic, gimme a triple at least <cite>dioxxys posted [p:960780822] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>AngelicRadiance posted... </cite> <quote>You double jump as high as your regular jump</quote>jeez thats pathetic, gimme a triple at least </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 12/09/21 11:32:09 PM #6:	I'll take being an Olympic gold medalist over $1000. --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:960781010] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>I'll take being an Olympic gold medalist over $1000. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 12/10/21 3:30:52 AM #7:	Money. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:960785277] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>Money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 12/10/21 3:33:20 AM #8:	double jump is going to make you dissappear and be a living gov test subject --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:960785308] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>double jump is going to make you dissappear and be a living gov test subject </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/10/21 3:33:22 AM #9:	anyone who wouldn't take the ability must be insane --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960785310] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>anyone who wouldn't take the ability must be insane </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 12/10/21 3:34:12 AM #10:	AngelicRadiance posted... You double jump as high as your regular jump This can be read two ways. --- "if i was a woman i would mail kyle rittenhouse my panties." ~ledbowman "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:960785320] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>AngelicRadiance posted... </cite> <quote>You double jump as high as your regular jump</quote> This can be read two ways. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 12/10/21 3:37:28 AM #11:	I can already jump pretty high and far, so a double jump would be SICK. --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:960785351] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>I can already jump pretty high and far, so a double jump would be SICK. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 12/10/21 3:39:17 AM #12:	nfearurspecimn posted... anyone who wouldn't take the ability must be insane hi test subject --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:960785371] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>anyone who wouldn't take the ability must be insane</quote>hi test subject </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 12/10/21 3:42:32 AM #13:	What does double jumping look like for the average human <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:960785397] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>What does double jumping look like for the average human </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/10/21 3:42:51 AM #14:	ModLogic posted... hi test subject are you vaxxed? --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960785401] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted... </cite> <quote>hi test subject</quote> are you vaxxed? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/10/21 4:05:31 AM #15:	AngelicRadiance posted... You double jump as high as your regular jump As in each individual jump, or combined? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:960785646] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>AngelicRadiance posted... </cite> <quote>You double jump as high as your regular jump</quote>As in each individual jump, or combined? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/10/21 4:06:15 AM #16:	can I pay $2000 to triple jump? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:960785651] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>can I pay $2000 to triple jump? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/10/21 4:06:27 AM #17:	wait a minute, doesn't this also imply we get 2x fall damage reduction? --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960785655] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>wait a minute, doesn't this also imply we get 2x fall damage reduction? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/10/21 4:14:39 AM #18:	money, i'll just break shit with jumps --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:960785735] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>money, i'll just break shit with jumps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/10/21 4:19:19 AM #19:	Only if the velocity created is also reduced. I definitely dont want to land with increased force on my knees, and damage myself. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:960785793] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>Only if the velocity created is also reduced. I definitely dont want to land with increased force on my knees, and damage myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/10/21 4:21:11 AM #20:	I'll take the double jump. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:960785818] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>I'll take the double jump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conker 12/10/21 4:24:49 AM #21:	Nukazie posted... money, i'll just break shit with jumps Do you also break shit walking through a room? Youd have to have really bad self-control to not be able to handle this, especially since you can choose when to jump You could become an NBA star or NFL player instantly. Literally just throw it up to me and Ill dunk or catch over the defenders. Anyone who wouldnt take this is kidding themselves and just straight up (modded).for $1000 lmao Make it a million and you might have a little debate, $10+m and Id probably just take the money and be content. --- If you don't want to argue about something, take the initiative and stfu. Lets Go: Lions, Red Wings, Tigers, Pistons! <cite>Conker posted [p:960785853] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>money, i'll just break shit with jumps</quote> Do you also break shit walking through a room? Youd have to have really bad self-control to not be able to handle this, especially since you can choose when to jump You could become an NBA star or NFL player instantly. Literally just throw it up to me and Ill dunk or catch over the defenders. Anyone who wouldnt take this is kidding themselves and just straight up (modded).for $1000 lmao Make it a million and you might have a little debate, $10+m and Id probably just take the money and be content. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/10/21 4:39:59 AM #22:	Conker posted... Do you also break shit walking through a room? Youd have to have really bad self-control to not be able to handle this, especially since you can choose when to jump You could become an NBA star or NFL player instantly. Literally just throw it up to me and Ill dunk or catch over the defenders. Anyone who wouldnt take this is kidding themselves and just straight up (modded).for $1000 lmao Make it a million and you might have a little debate, $10+m and Id probably just take the money and be content. Even fit people can hurt themselves jumping down from high things. Remember more height equals more force on landing. Some people have bad knees or weight problems. Still jumping off a ladder from six feet can cause damage to even in shape individuals. I am not saying the ability isnt great, but it could be dangerous for some. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:960786003] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>Conker posted... </cite> <quote>Do you also break shit walking through a room? Youd have to have really bad self-control to not be able to handle this, especially since you can choose when to jump You could become an NBA star or NFL player instantly. Literally just throw it up to me and Ill dunk or catch over the defenders. Anyone who wouldnt take this is kidding themselves and just straight up (modded).for $1000 lmao Make it a million and you might have a little debate, $10+m and Id probably just take the money and be content.</quote>Even fit people can hurt themselves jumping down from high things. Remember more height equals more force on landing. Some people have bad knees or weight problems. Still jumping off a ladder from six feet can cause damage to even in shape individuals. I am not saying the ability isnt great, but it could be dangerous for some. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 12/10/21 5:04:53 AM #23:	double jump baby!! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:960786236] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>double jump baby!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dioxxys 12/10/21 2:37:58 PM #24:	Mistere Man posted... Only if the velocity created is also reduced. I definitely dont want to land with increased force on my knees, and damage myself. omg yes my knees already suck, so the power should come with super knees <cite>dioxxys posted [p:960797670] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted... </cite> <quote>Only if the velocity created is also reduced. I definitely dont want to land with increased force on my knees, and damage myself.</quote>omg yes my knees already suck, so the power should come with super knees </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 12/10/21 2:42:27 PM #25:	So, what happens if you jump off a cliff and then use your double jump near the bottom? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:960797798] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>So, what happens if you jump off a cliff and then use your double jump near the bottom? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/10/21 3:54:37 PM #26:	uwnim posted... So, what happens if you jump off a cliff and then use your double jump near the bottom? I guess that would depend on if your legs could handle the potential force created from the velocity and overcome said velocity to a point that it reduced the amount to a less terminal or potentially safe velocity to land at. As in if you are falling a say 60 miles an hour you have to jump enough to go in the opposite direction or at least reduce that speed enough to not be terrible on landing. It would also depend on how the double jump works as if it is like pushing against an invisible platform is said platform stationary or does it move with you? As one would be like hitting the ground and the other may reduce jump force. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:960799687] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite> <quote>So, what happens if you jump off a cliff and then use your double jump near the bottom?</quote>I guess that would depend on if your legs could handle the potential force created from the velocity and overcome said velocity to a point that it reduced the amount to a less terminal or potentially safe velocity to land at. As in if you are falling a say 60 miles an hour you have to jump enough to go in the opposite direction or at least reduce that speed enough to not be terrible on landing. It would also depend on how the double jump works as if it is like pushing against an invisible platform is said platform stationary or does it move with you? As one would be like hitting the ground and the other may reduce jump force. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/10/21 3:56:54 PM #27:	I think it was Deus Ex: Human Revolution where if you got the higher jump ability without the safe fall ability you could injure or even kill yourself from a standing jump. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:960799748] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>I think it was Deus Ex: Human Revolution where if you got the higher jump ability without the safe fall ability you could injure or even kill yourself from a standing jump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Legato-and-Vash 12/10/21 3:58:56 PM #28:	My knees are awful. I've torn my ACL 3 times playing sports. I would need some kind of knee protection with that deal. --- *~Sincerely yours, Legato and Vash~* Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Legato-and-Vash posted [p:960799798] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>My knees are awful. I've torn my ACL 3 times playing sports. I would need some kind of knee protection with that deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 12/10/21 3:59:16 PM #29:	Can i jump off a building, then jump just before i hit the ground to kill all momentum with a seconds little hop? --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:960799809] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>Can i jump off a building, then jump just before i hit the ground to kill all momentum with a seconds little hop? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 12/12/21 1:04:22 PM #30:	I could probably make some interesting money by being able to double-jump. --- Sometimes it's necessary to make people miserable, even if that means making yourself miserable in the process. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:960849807] in $1000 or t... [t:79803396]...</cite> <quote>I could probably make some interesting money by being able to double-jump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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