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Blue_Inigo
12/09/21 5:43:36 PM
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Says she's gonna birth the son of God. Your reaction?

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Heartomaton
12/09/21 5:45:02 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
12/09/21 5:45:32 PM
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Blue_Inigo
12/10/21 5:13:18 PM
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Bump

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Xatrion
12/10/21 5:15:16 PM
#5:


God huh? Where's he at so I can knock him the fuck out for knocking up my girl?

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Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three.
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Middle hope
12/10/21 5:16:13 PM
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I crank dat Soulja Boy

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Zikten
12/10/21 5:17:39 PM
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I level up until I'm ready to kill God in the final dungeon
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Nukazie
12/11/21 12:54:46 AM
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raise the kid and wait for gold, frankincense, and myrrh or i'll beat his ass

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