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Trumble 12/08/21 5:02:15 PM #1: |
$1 million, but for the rest of your life, you lose $200 every time you shit.
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TULPAMANCER 12/08/21 5:04:08 PM #2: |
If I run out of money, do i then owe $200 after every dump?
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PerseusRad 12/08/21 5:04:25 PM #3: |
Unless Im doing the math wrong, this just seems like a really bad deal if youre gonna live longer than 20 more years.
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CE_gonna_CE 12/08/21 5:04:40 PM #4: |
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SparkClark 12/08/21 5:04:42 PM #5: |
if you assume 1 poop / day, that works out to $73,000 / year. if we assume a conservative interest rate of 5%, that gives us $50,000 / year in interest. so, assuming one poop / day and 5%, you'd be losing $23,000 / year every year and that's without spending anything at all. in ~43.5 years the money would be all gone.
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Trumble 12/08/21 5:22:02 PM #6: |
TULPAMANCER posted...
If I run out of money, do i then owe $200 after every dump?Yes. PerseusRad posted... Unless Im doing the math wrong, this just seems like a really bad deal if youre gonna live longer than 20 more years.Depends if you can use that million to make money quicker than you lose it. --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Simp 12/08/21 5:24:58 PM #7: |
no
maybe if it was $1.5M, probably if it was $2M, and definitely if it was $2.5M --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 12/08/21 5:34:25 PM #8: |
Even with a cavernous anus where I poop like once every other day, it's still not that great of deal since it'd basically be a 4% interest rate loan that can never be repaid. My car and mortgage are less than 3%, and with an investment account, you can invest on margin at a lower rate with a lot of brokers.
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samurai bandit 12/08/21 5:41:40 PM #9: |
Better hope you don't get diarrhea the day after you accept the deal.
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BilalPowell 12/08/21 5:42:05 PM #10: |
Easy acceptance. Investing is a thing people. And you can still work.
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Lost_All_Senses 12/08/21 5:42:39 PM #11: |
Id start to owe money after like 7-8 years. So, no.
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Slayer_22 12/08/21 5:43:01 PM #12: |
Works for me. I can use the million to make more millions.
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Son Of Spam 12/08/21 7:25:32 PM #13: |
I'm on a plant-based diet. I'd shit away a quarter of that annually.
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